Got baked for family Christmas eve party. Grandma was opening her present that was a long tube. She reached in pulled out a ball that was attached to another ball. It was a string of Christmas balls. All my relatives were clapping and awing. I was horrified. My cousin that was also high turned me and said whats wrong. I replied loudly; "Who the fuck bought grandma anal beads and why are they clapping. " That high. That string of Anal Christmas balls is on her tree every year since.
I hung out with a girl that was really cool party chick. We were at a bonfire by a lake one night. We got really high and went for a nature hike. We were just getting back when she says she had to go to the washroom. I found an empty chip bag on the ground, and said here use this. When she returned I was losing it. She was holding up the chip bag full of shit and walking toward me.. And said now what do I do with it. Just then someone at the bonfire yelled; "LOOK SHE HAS CHIPS!!! She looked at me horrified, screamed and ran with her bag. 10 guys chased her thru the forest until they stole her chips. One guy puked, 9 others returned horrified to find me laughing the hardest i have ever laughed to date. THAT HIGH