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Weirdest person you've ever met

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Anonymous Anonymous · 42m

What's the closest you've been to death?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2h

Some people were being really loud. To keep them from waking every body who was asleep, I opened my door and yield, "Hey!....it's quiet hours." Was in a Walmart parking lot

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Sorry for inconsistent posts I’ve got school

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2h

I was getting a coke+sprite combined drink in the kitchen, then my brother came. He annoyed me a lot, so my grandma came and said “Get Out” so I couldn’t drink for the next 20 hours

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3h

At school I got in trouble for no reason, I was sick for a week so I had some make up work to do, my teacher misplaced my workbook and got mad at me and kept blaming me. FML

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3h

WE ARE BREATHING IN PLANT FARTS called Oxegen

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3h

Screaming in your mind and whispering in your mind is the same volume.

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Doorjam Doorjam · 3h

Sometime after I graduated from high school my parents had a party. I ended up smoking a joint with my kindergarten teacher. She said she always knew I would turn out just fine. So I stole her purse. That high

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Doorjam Doorjam · 3h

Went to school every day in grade 11 totally high except for one day. That day i got sent to the office for acting strange, and they accused me of doing drugs. That High

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Doorjam Doorjam · 3h

Took to much acid and went to get help. Only person I found was a guy on Acid. Who took me to a house full of older people on acid. In the crowd he found me a doctor who was also on acid. That fuckn high.

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Doorjam Doorjam · 3h

Got baked for family Christmas eve party. Grandma was opening her present that was a long tube. She reached in pulled out a ball that was attached to another ball. It was a string of Christmas balls. All my relatives were clapping and awing. I was horrified. My cousin that was also high turned me and said whats wrong. I replied loudly; "Who the fuck bought grandma anal beads and why are they clapping. " That high. That string of Anal Christmas balls is on her tree every year since.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4h

What is this mahogany

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Doorjam Doorjam · 4h

I hung out with a girl that was really cool party chick. We were at a bonfire by a lake one night. We got really high and went for a nature hike. We were just getting back when she says she had to go to the washroom. I found an empty chip bag on the ground, and said here use this. When she returned I was losing it. She was holding up the chip bag full of shit and walking toward me.. And said now what do I do with it. Just then someone at the bonfire yelled; "LOOK SHE HAS CHIPS!!! She looked at me horrified, screamed and ran with her bag. 10 guys chased her thru the forest until they stole her chips. One guy puked, 9 others returned horrified to find me laughing the hardest i have ever laughed to date. THAT HIGH

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Doorjam Doorjam · 4h

Failed a university coarse called "Drugs and Behavior". That Fuckn High

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Doorjam Doorjam · 4h

Got baked with Zooligist students. I tried to join in convesation. But all that came out was ; "In Africa they are Antelopes but in Canada they are Canteloupes." THAT HIGH

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Tomodachi Life:
It's impossible to set your year of birth as 1899 or earlier but it's possible to set your year of birth as 2150.

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Doorjam Doorjam · 4h

Got baked to mow the lawn, But first i should put some shorts on. Mowed lawn for an hour before i noticed I was in my underwear. Forgot Shorts. Explained why so many people were honking. That high.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4h

Your teeth are the only time you clean your skeleton.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4h

William ButLiqour

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