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F-ZERO: Crashes into a wall at 900-1000 KM/H. Vehicle only takes 5% damage instead of being completely destroyed.

Also, the driver survives unscathed.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 38m

Does anybody else's retarded brother think it's a dance party when your dad is having sex with your dog?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 45m

I saw a teenager at a playground and yelled "HEY!!! YOU SHOULDN"T BE PLAYING HERE!!! YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING WITH YOUR PENIS!!!" 250% Worth it.

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William Nye the Scientific Homo Sapiens Sapiens Male

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Idunno Idunno · 1h

Knife

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Cilidiaz · 42m

Murder

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During a class in school we were talking about Black History Month and I said "Is there a White History Month? And if there's not there should be one." Everyone said I was racist...

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CrystalMajestica CrystalMajestica · 1h · Edited

I was playing a rated M/pegi 18 video game and when my parents came into my room, __________.

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I'm reading the Aeneis by Vergil. It's an antique roman legend about the great grandfather of the founders of rome.
The story is beautiful. Where I am right now, a woman is shouting at her almost dead sister, because she's angry, that her sister commited suicide alone, without asking her to join. The sister then died. The godess of colours and the rainbow, Iris, killed her by cutting her hair off.

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I absoloutely hate the Dan and Phil fanbase, not the 2 of them but their fans, everytime someone even mentions the name Dan or Phil then they start freaking out.

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Does anybody else end their story of their dream with, "then I woke up" or something similar to that?

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DAE Eat some bread/a bun as a snack with nothing on it and no drink..?

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Shabsterz · 1h

yes

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_Saraphina_ · 1h

Depends on the bread.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2h

Burping is like your stomach trying to breathe to fit in with your lungs, but failing miserably

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Is anybody else so used to music with lyrics that, when listening to a modern song without a singer, you wait almost the whole time for someone to start singing?

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Scientist accidentally creates three superheroines via eugenics.

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Shabsterz · 1h

Powerpuff girls?

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iamchief7
iamchief7 · 32m

You got it :P

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Favourite Kind of meat/fish?

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Idunno · 4h

human

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Cilidiaz · 4h

that's my second favourite

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CrystalMajestica · 2h

Meat: beef, pork, and chicken. Fish: mackerel.

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Idunno Idunno · 4h

...I'll sleep, when I'm dead, won't even catch my breath
And I know, the weight of, the world can't crush my chest
I'll work till I'm dead, I'll work till I'm dead
I'll work till I'm dead, and then I'll do it all again...

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My favourite fruit is the raspberry, but I prefer Lemon flavoured candy over raspberry flavoured candy.

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Idunno · 4h

*takes notes* mhm, good to know

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5h

Find text art/make Text art

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| | __ _| | |__ ___| | ___ ___ _ __ ___
| | / _` | | '_ \ / _ \ | / __/ _ \| '_ ` _ \
| |___| (_| | | |_) | __/ || (_| (_) | | | | | |
\_____\__,_|_|_.__/ \___|_(_)___\___/|_| |_| |_|

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Finally go to a Miku Live Concert!
(If it's local, EVEN BETTER!)

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200 posts!

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Idunno
Idunno · 5h

Congrats!:D

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Shabsterz · 1h

thx!

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Cilidiaz · 5h

Congrats!

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Shabsterz · 1h

thx!

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Cilidiaz
Cilidiaz · 44m

yw

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