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In the Bayonetta games and before I played them, I used to think that Madama Butterfly, a giant feminine demon, was the transformed version of Bayonetta.

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Jable Jable · 15m

What if every personality has a smell? We can just leave people who have personalities we don't like, and when friends meet together some particular smells will be enhanced.

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After the bottle of Kopparberg, getting smashed, feeling sick....
Hungover, still a bit sick....
Worth it.

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Is anyone else bored :/

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CrystalMajestica · 34m

Yes.

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Buy a pile of poop. That should gross out everyone.

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KeelaLovesPandas · 29m

Why do you need to buy it when you can save money and shit it out your self?

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Bittersweet: Lemon pie/ lemon tart

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Bittersweet: Half of an orange combined with half of a lemon/lime.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

Walked into a lamp post when talking to my crush...

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KeelaLovesPandas · 28m

Unlucky man, lmao

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FluffyTorpedo FluffyTorpedo · 1h · Edited

WatermelonCat is the IceyFlames person (forgot your name)this is here to let all of you guys know)

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WatermelonCat · 1h

FLUFFYTORPEDO DIED AGAIN

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1h

.....

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1h

okiedokie :D

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 59m

lel

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 59m

Now u can't eat pizza Because ur a ghost

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 54m

Im going to get 100000 winks

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 47m

.....okiedokie :D

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1h

FluffyTorpedo isn't responding. That means he's dead. FLUFFYTORPEDO

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1h

IS DEAD

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1h

? what do you mean isnt responding

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1h

Now u r lol

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1h

HES A GHOST

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Dusty Dusty · 1h

Roblox is a good game to play...

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If you wish to die of all forms of cancer.

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KeelaLovesPandas · 27m

Me and my friend were drunk trolling on it, cause of all the 9 year olds it easy lmao

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Dusty Dusty · 1h

Roblox.

That's, uh... that's my joke. The end.

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Spiderman or Deadpool

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KeelaLovesPandas · 27m

None

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Dusty · 1h

Deadpool, no questions.

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WatermelonCat WatermelonCat · 2h · Edited

Worried about things exploding in the microwave?
Throw the microwave out the window. If u did it correctly the microwave should have exploded.
Now there's nothing for the food to explode in!
Next, buy obtuse angles
They are always more than 90 degrees
Perfect for cooking food!

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If you want to bake but your ovens not working, try putting your food in a circle!
Thats 360 degrees!

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Calbel, pls continue this series! D:

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Crazy nate, he's all about easter eggs in movies and stuff

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The following story is fake, and is made for entertainment purposes only.
I wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude, you grabbed the broomstick in my pantry and ran with it beetween your legs around the backyard as you chased a firefly yelling, "I WILL CATCH THE SNITCH!"

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Why would you ever ( also reposted )

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Why did i do it in the first place ( also reposted )

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WatermelonCat WatermelonCat · 2h · Edited

The following story is fake, and is made for entertainment purposes only.
"I wasn't THAT drunk."
"Dude, you seriously ran to my cat and yelled, 'FIRESTAR! YOU'VE COME TO ME FROM STARCLAN!' and started licking him beeeeeetween the ears."

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1h

THIS POST IS EDITED

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1h

IDC

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1h

U BETTER NOT MESS WITH ME

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1h

OR ELSE

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1h

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 2h

bEtween

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 2h

Idc

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 2h

okiedokie

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1h

Now look

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1h

Thats how much I hate grammar correctors! >:3

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1h

okiedokie,

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1h

i hope you wont mind if i do this

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1h

but

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