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Breaking Cal

Episode 2: A New Drug

Chapter 1: Prototype

Calbel: Tom make sure to keep this Calcaine production going faster than FluffyTorpedo's death in The Calbeless Society.

Tom: Ok, what's going to happen now?

Calbel: I'm going to sell the drugs and overall be the leader, Coconut_Cactus will manage the business and you will cook the drugs.

Coconut_Cactus runs in.

Coconut_Cactus: Sir, don't you need a fake name to sell drugs? Plus, the volunteers have arrived at the location you told them to.

Calbel: I know a good name.

Chapter 2: Calcaine Testing

Calbel and the users meet at a junk yard. There was InvincibleForever, Moustacher, Cilidiaz, Muddy and Dex_THE_HALLS_79.

Calbel: Hello all you can call me HeisenBel.

InvincibleForever: I want the drugs already.

Cilidiaz: Same.

The others nod in agreement and give their money in return.

InvincibleForever: Wow, I feel like I'm actually going to be Invincible Forever!

Moustacher: Why has everyone got moustaches?

Cilidiaz: Wait what's that?

Suddenly, Dex_THE_HALLS_79 pulls out a revolver and shoots Muddy dropping him to the ground and leaving him to die.

Cilidiaz: What's going on?

Calbel: This wasn't expected!

A gang come out from behind the junk and start shooting at the users and Calbel.

Moustacher: What's happening Calbel?

They all look at Calbel furiously.

Dex_THE_HALLS_79: Let's Dex these halls red.

Gang Member: What halls sir?

Dex_THE_HALS_79: Just kill them and steal the drugs!

Calbel: What have I gotten my self into?

TBC

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Stole from "free box" at garage sale

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_arnx_ _arnx_ · 30m · Edited

Are nazis from anime?
Are negative numbers depressed?
Are newborn babies supposed to ribbit?
Are nuts a kind of nut?
Are netflix a country?
Are nintendo developing a nuclear bomb?
Are nuns fbi or cia?
Are narwhals a nar or a whal?

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_arnx_ _arnx_ · 46m

Anything. I dont care.

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_arnx_ _arnx_ · 47m

Dear Calbel.

How do you get the tick on your name and what does it mean

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_arnx_ _arnx_ · 48m

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat?

Because if they fell forward they'd land in the boat

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_arnx_ _arnx_ · 49m

(not by me)

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The legend of kabbage patch kid part 4:
???:Get ready to die!

Dex:Oh great is hiwa really gonna return NOW,just as it’s nearing Christmas?

Hiwa:haha yes idiots and...

*Grabs map from doge*

Hiwa:BYE LOSERS

*vanishes*

Doge:@##$&$##$*@&#&$$&#&#&#*##&$$*@@@&#&$&#*#&#&@*@$$$$#!¥¥€¥¥¥¥¥€__¥£^[]{}¥~_[¥¥€€~|\…|<|>€£€!||>|]€]€<|\<~]¥>¥>|<~>!|!|!|€>€<€<|<|<|>€£{€^|^|<§]§]§]€{>|>|>~>|!?£@#*-$&&##&#&#&#&#@@@

W.A.Y:Keep it child friendly doge jeez

Doge:Much no.@#$&##&$##@$&*##

FluffyT:Why don’t we go after hiwa instead of sitting here with nothing but a swearing doge?

SalaDressing:Good idea.

IF:How are we gonna find a spammer if they spam their tracks?

???:*low moaning*

Dex:oh,not again!

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OH NO Hiwa’s back!!!

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Worst timing:a broken clock

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I just used soap for my hands and the water went out

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Woah

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I wonder how long this will take to be approved

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FluffyTorpedo FluffyTorpedo · 1h · Edited

Interviewer: So the apple industries have been raising the prices on their products lately. Apple, do you have any reason for this?

Apple: Hello, I like money

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

How did the first person to learn two languages learn the second language?

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btw guys, i just got a haircut awhile ago, heres what it looks like

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

Useless hunk of meat

Humans

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@Hiwa Your profile description is uncannily similar to mine...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2h

Sky food

Starfruit

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2h

Christmas songs are great

Christmas faps are great

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