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God creating the swan:

God: Make a sexy goose.

Angel: ok, anything else?

God: I know! Let Satan do the rest!

Angel: God, with all due respect, that doesn't seem like a good—

God: Fuck it.

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The story (ITS FROM A VIDEO)

So this guy saw this woman buying a birthday cake for her child and did not have enough money to buy it so the cashier says "wow you cant even buy this!"
Me: hey! dont be mean!"
Cashier: Hey! i am the Cashier for XYZ Company!"
Me: Show me your ID
Cashier: *shows id*
Me: Ok heres my ID
Cashier: WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT YOUR-
*he froze and saw the i was the co-owner of the company
Me: if you do that again, your fired
then he ran off

Karma or comeback?

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If the jedi temple was a school for jedi wouldn't order 66 be a school shooting?

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My Cat Has Been Working Out!

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this game makes me rage?

well better keep playing it and rage more!

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the red team
or the blue team?
(Team fortress 2)

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The floor design at a restaurant near me

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Anonymous Anonymous · 48m

If penis size was as obvious as breast size the world would be a very different place.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

Apparently, videos in Regular mode and videos in Theater mode on YouTube are the exact same size.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

Death snack.

Pufferfish.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

What [DOOM] does to you

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

A girl left her home hoping to forget it, and meets a new friend, but then she can't understand him so she locks herself underground, builds a robot, and pretends she's on Earth.

The search for WonDla.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

Game trailers. Games have delicate stories, and are deeper than ever. We don't need to know every twist and turn, the point of playing is to learn!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2h

So, you know that one scene from the Phineas and Ferb movie where the alternate Doofinshmirtz "dooms" everyone? What if we put Ajit Pai's face on him, then everyone else has the Google, Facebook, etc. logos on their faces, and boom! Meme perfection.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2h

Play sandbox games and come up with stories for what they're making? For example, in Spore do you make a monster and then start detailing it's life? What does it eat? Does it think and feel like a human? Do humans hate it because it's a monster? Does it take advantage? Or does it hate who it is and, eventually, throw itself in front of humans and allow itself to die? Then you realize you are over thinking it, and just wanna play Spore.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2h

Does Mike Wazowski Wink or blink

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2h

The devil is in the details

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Mighty leaf?

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Joco.... must be an acronym

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An0ny An0ny · 2h

A Calbelless Society

Chapter 7: The End

Part I:

Alright, so the cruise ship sank, and Idunno and SaladDressing died. Now, remember NapsterGastly and That_One_Noob on that raft? Yeah, that's what this chapter is going to be about. I kind of took up an entire chapter on the cruise ship scenario, so I'll use another chapter to explain the story of the raft-savers (I have a lack of creativity; don't judge my name creating). Also, it poses as an interesting and canonical story. So, no more stalling, and enjoy the show (or story (or whatever)):

NapsterGastly: *Chuckle* Yeah. Hey, we should stop talking, as the story needs to progress to–wait...We did Idunno and SaladDressing's point-of-views already, right?

That_One_Noob: Yep, we're back!

NapsterGastly: Alright. Now, I hope that those two will be happy on that cruise ship. I just hope it doesn't hit an iceberg, somehow avoid it, but flip over, drowning everyone or anything like that.

That_One_Noob: Yeah, that would be a catastrophe! Who would read garbage like that?

NapsterGastly: I know! Now, let's just stop talking and let the narrator skip ahead to when we reached someplace or something exciting happens.

After a couple hours of riding the dilapidated raft, the two users reached someplace or something exciting happened. They reached a little insignificant tropic island where nothing possibly exciting could take place.

That_One_Noob: Hey, look! We actually somehow managed to reach someplace without dying! In your faces, Idunno and the other guy; I forgot his name!

NapsterGastly: Yeah, but this place is so insignificant and nothing possibly exciting could take place!

That_One_Noob: Yeah, I know!

The raft then broke up and floated away into the sea.

That_One_Noob: Wow, that raft was in such horrible condition, and we made it! That's some serious author laziness right there!

All of a sudden, someone amazing arrived.

TBC

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