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I will poop on you unless you feed me

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"It's summer now so I'm going loose all my hair so your shitty Dyson vacuum can't hoover it up" - Dogs

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Cats - I have to barf. I'll do it on my owner's expensive carpet.

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Cats - Now, if you excuse me, I'll just stand right here in the doorway.

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Cat - Please pet me!
Owner - *pets cat*
Cat - HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME?! *hisses and bites*

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URockMyWorld URockMyWorld · 2d · Edited

Cats - It's 4am. Perfect time to run from one side of the house to the other at full speed as loud as possible.

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Cats - Instead of sleeping in my bed, I'll sleep right next to it.

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Dogs - I like to swim and play in water, but if you try to give me a bath, I'm going to claw you like there's no tomorrow.

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Deer - Oh, there are tons of cars on that road. I'll just stand right in the middle of the road.

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Cow: "Just a random guy that makes videos."

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Cat: I'm going to invade your personal space as much as possible and crawl all over your face!
*Person invades cat's personal space*
Cat hisses at you.

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In cartoons a dog chases a cat , cat chases a mouse or a bird
But i just saw a cat chasing a dog ( 21st century)

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Dog: letmeoutletmeoutletmeout
Me: opens door to go outside
Dog: na, I don't want to anymore
Me: closes door
Dog: letmeoutletmeoutletmeout
*cycle continues until the sun burns out*

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Squirrels:
"Oh, hey look there are like five cars coming,"
"Yah, we should totally cross the street now"

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Cat logic: Love you and then suddenly hate you and scratch you.

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Welcome to the site Pug_Lover500 :D

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Cat: Hey look, a keyboarufiejebjubdbelznebenwjsnxntbeqozonrn3wkspkkaoxoo2nsidkekqps0w1o2ie8didbnewkpxoci4j3jJJdjrjaozoejOofbwkzifj3is9ofj j3skxox

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Cats - If you excuse me, I'm now going to run full speed to a randomly selected room.

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Cat Logic: Sleep all day! 3am: I MUST KILL ALL INTRUDERS (while attacking a piece of dust)

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Spider: I'm going to just sit here for days on end and creep the big pink sausages out.

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Let's smell others butt to know if we met them before! -Dogs

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