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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

So I have 2 cat's and they are brother and sister, they are indoor cat's but we sometimes let them out while we keep an eye on them but the boy cat is scared to take one step out but then we close the door and then he scratches the door meowing so we open the door and he walks away

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Little_BrokenAngel Little_BrokenAngel · 3h · Edited

Cat:*sees an ant crawl in front of bedroom door*
Me: Oh, a little ant :3
Cat:*kills it and possibly eats?!?!?*
Cat:I MUST PROTECT RHIS PLACE FOR ETERNITY
Cat:*protects front of bedroom door for 1 hour a day until he has passed*
(Based on a true story)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

$150 memory foam bed? Nah, I’ll sleep in the box it came in instead.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

Me: (leaves giant bowl of water for my cat on the floor)
Cat:oh yeah that’s a nice jester and all,but I don’t like that bowl
Cat: (goes outside and drinks water from a puddle)
Me: :(

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Dog : I neeeeeeeeeeeed to poop
Me: alright but you better not make it all squishy and green
Dog : ( does shit and throws up on it) what did you just say

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

Cats:
Please touch me and cuddle.

3 seconds later:
F*CK OFF YOU LITTLE D*CK!

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My dog- *Sees it's raining outside and whimpers to go pee*
Me- "Alright, you know you won't go. No."
Dog- *Whimpering and whining increases*
Me- "FINE. F I N E FINE! See how you like the rain!"
Dog- *Realizes he doesn't like it*
Me- "Uh huh. C'mon back in before you get cold."
40 SECONDS LATER
Dog- *Whines to go pee*

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doggo right fam

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My dog is small to medium size and he thinks he is Godzilla; he tried to smash a car but hit his head straight on the car door

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My grandpa sits outside on this little bench most mornings. These chuckers apparently lean towards parental learning

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(Owner gets cat cheap toy)
Cat: eh, it's cool and all, but I'm just gonna eat some of them crunchy foods instead
(Owner gets cat expensive toy)
Cat: eh, it's cool and all, but I'm just gonna play with that other toy

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

It's winter right now, and my cats always want out when it's cold. Finally, we're having some nice days, and I found my cat meowing at my door wanting in.

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Cat: I wonder what it's like outside today
Me: lets the cat out
Cat: (2 minutes later) Inside was better

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Dog: *Sees Shoe* Oh, is that a shoe! Time to play hide and seek with it!

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human: buys cat a cat bed. Cat: hmmm... lets sleep in the sink

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Caterpillar - I WANT TO BE BIG AND BEAUTIFUL
Butterfly - Aw crap I can’t eat

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Cat: you know... my human just bought me some toys that were $20.. but I think I'd rather play with this bag on a string :0

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My cat at dinnertime:

So our dinner table had 8 total seats, five of which being occupied by family members and I.

Our cat has kinda became our dinner-buddy often joining us at the table, choosing to sit at a chair.

So there’s three chairs remaining and I need to get out of mine to pour myself a drink. Now, guess which one she took?

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A_C_B1WO A_C_B1WO · 1mo · Edited

This is what my cats do. When ever i get like a piece of paper to draw on, or I'm doing my homework, they hop on the table and just go ahead and lay down on what I'm doing.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Cat at 12:00 pm: So tired. Can’t move.

Same cat at 1:00 am: OH. WHAT WAS THAT? *Runs entire area of house* HMM CAN’T FIND IT. I MUST WAKE UP MY HUMAN.

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