A place to share examples of Animal Logic.
So I have 2 cat's and they are brother and sister, they are indoor cat's but we sometimes let them out while we keep an eye on them but the boy cat is scared to take one step out but then we close the door and then he scratches the door meowing so we open the door and he walks away
Cat:*sees an ant crawl in front of bedroom door*
Me: Oh, a little ant :3
Cat:*kills it and possibly eats?!?!?*
Cat:I MUST PROTECT RHIS PLACE FOR ETERNITY
Cat:*protects front of bedroom door for 1 hour a day until he has passed*
(Based on a true story)
My dog- *Sees it's raining outside and whimpers to go pee*
Me- "Alright, you know you won't go. No."
Dog- *Whimpering and whining increases*
Me- "FINE. F I N E FINE! See how you like the rain!"
Dog- *Realizes he doesn't like it*
Me- "Uh huh. C'mon back in before you get cold."
40 SECONDS LATER
Dog- *Whines to go pee*
(Owner gets cat cheap toy)
Cat: eh, it's cool and all, but I'm just gonna eat some of them crunchy foods instead
(Owner gets cat expensive toy)
Cat: eh, it's cool and all, but I'm just gonna play with that other toy
My cat at dinnertime:
So our dinner table had 8 total seats, five of which being occupied by family members and I.
Our cat has kinda became our dinner-buddy often joining us at the table, choosing to sit at a chair.
So there’s three chairs remaining and I need to get out of mine to pour myself a drink. Now, guess which one she took?