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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

Eats shit, old moldy sausage and a small box of cockroaches,
is fine.
Takes a small bite out of a chocolate bar.
dead.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Human Logic
1: Letters upset them
2: Make things then don't use them
3: Own things for the sake of owning it
4: Eat barely all of the foodstuff and just waste it.
5:Destroy environments for places to put a car
6:Do life threatening things because it's "keewl"
7:Scare people for their own enjoyment
8:Break things because of their emotions.
9: Try to become something not knowing how to get there
10:Do things because they don't feel like spending a century, more or less without doing anything

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Human Logic: Human are animals BTW
There are people who protect us from danger! Let's not pay them well and only give a whole day to celebrate them while we'll pay people who play games handsomely and celebrate people who have a different sexuality for a month!

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My cat is chasing her own shadow right now...

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InvincibleForever · 8h

Oh my gosh XD The only crazy thing my cat did was try to bite his own tail XD

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

Human: Says another one is causing a disturbance while they are the ones causing a disturbance

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When I got a cat my dog couldn't stop sniffing his butthole. And if a dog picks up information from sniffing buttholes then my dog must have been wondering: WhAt KiNd OF DOg bE THIS? !

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Cat:Shut up and feed me before i devour your back with my claws

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

Deer: Oh, I see a thing heading at me really fast. I should stay put.

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Dog:
*LICKS HIS BAWLS
*comes up to you and tries to lick your mouth

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Linnon · 13d

Or worse, its butt.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

Dog: Licks private part... refuses to eat treat

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Dog: Man, I'm getting fat. OWNER! TAKE ME OUT FOR A WALK!"
*After taking the dog out for a walk*
Dog: Ok, now FEED ME!

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Cilidiaz · 15d

66 posts is 17 hours. Now you just need 600 more posts to reach the best number :D

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NapsterGastly · 15d

if only i knew what to post (man, this site needs an achievement system or something)

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NapsterGastly NapsterGastly · 15d · Edited

Service Dogs: I help people with disabilities!
Therapy Dogs: I provide company for people!
Normal Dogs: I eat your shoes and pee all over your bed!

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InvincibleForever · 7d

Is it bad that I laughed...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

Human:Your opinion is different than mine so that makes you stupid.
(BTW humans are animals so technically this would fit into this category)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

dog: I only truly love you if you have ham, cheese or chicken

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tmac63 tmac63 · 17d

Dog (or most animals): oh look they are running, i want to play this game too! *chases human*

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When your dog craps in the park.

What you think
"Ugh, god dammit! Can't this dog take a dump somewhere else!"

What the dog probably thinks
"Why are you so mad! I had to take a dump! Why do you humans have to make these stupid rules! I did this for a reason! If only I could actually tell you what I think!"

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Cat: Well, there is a human petting me. It's really comforting, guess it's time to show that I trust him by showing him my belly! I would hate it if he rubbed it though.
*human pets the cat's belly*
Cat: You're dead to me.

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Turtle: *Sees danger* Retreats into his house

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Ant: i dont know how i got on his foot when he was walking but thats ok.
Bites for no reason

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Dog: I like running, Sanic mode activated

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