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A place to share examples of Animal Logic.
I will poop on you unless you feed me
"It's summer now so I'm going loose all my hair so your shitty Dyson vacuum can't hoover it up" - Dogs
Cats - I have to barf. I'll do it on my owner's expensive carpet.
Cats - Now, if you excuse me, I'll just stand right here in the doorway.
Cat - Please pet me!
Owner - *pets cat*
Cat - HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME?! *hisses and bites*
Cats - It's 4am. Perfect time to run from one side of the house to the other at full speed as loud as possible.
Cats - Instead of sleeping in my bed, I'll sleep right next to it.
Dogs - I like to swim and play in water, but if you try to give me a bath, I'm going to claw you like there's no tomorrow.
Deer - Oh, there are tons of cars on that road. I'll just stand right in the middle of the road.
Cow: "Just a random guy that makes videos."
Cat: I'm going to invade your personal space as much as possible and crawl all over your face!
*Person invades cat's personal space*
Cat hisses at you.
In cartoons a dog chases a cat , cat chases a mouse or a bird
But i just saw a cat chasing a dog ( 21st century)
Me: opens door to go outside
Dog: na, I don't want to anymore
Me: closes door
*cycle continues until the sun burns out*
"Oh, hey look there are like five cars coming,"
"Yah, we should totally cross the street now"
Cat logic: Love you and then suddenly hate you and scratch you.
Welcome to the site Pug_Lover500 :D
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Cats - If you excuse me, I'm now going to run full speed to a randomly selected room.
Cat Logic: Sleep all day! 3am: I MUST KILL ALL INTRUDERS (while attacking a piece of dust)
Spider: I'm going to just sit here for days on end and creep the big pink sausages out.
Let's smell others butt to know if we met them before! -Dogs