A place to share examples of Animal Logic.
1: Letters upset them
2: Make things then don't use them
3: Own things for the sake of owning it
4: Eat barely all of the foodstuff and just waste it.
5:Destroy environments for places to put a car
6:Do life threatening things because it's "keewl"
7:Scare people for their own enjoyment
8:Break things because of their emotions.
9: Try to become something not knowing how to get there
10:Do things because they don't feel like spending a century, more or less without doing anything
Human Logic: Human are animals BTW
There are people who protect us from danger! Let's not pay them well and only give a whole day to celebrate them while we'll pay people who play games handsomely and celebrate people who have a different sexuality for a month!
When your dog craps in the park.
What you think
"Ugh, god dammit! Can't this dog take a dump somewhere else!"
What the dog probably thinks
"Why are you so mad! I had to take a dump! Why do you humans have to make these stupid rules! I did this for a reason! If only I could actually tell you what I think!"
Cat: Well, there is a human petting me. It's really comforting, guess it's time to show that I trust him by showing him my belly! I would hate it if he rubbed it though.
*human pets the cat's belly*
Cat: You're dead to me.