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Thaphoe Thaphoe · 2d

Symbolism of decaying.

-Flies

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

giant grey thingy that screams and rolls in mud to be popular

-elephant

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Thaphoe Thaphoe · 3d

Walking house that can hide.
-Turtle

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Narcissistic monkey
-Human

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A toothpick that swims up your dickhole and lays eggs

-Toothpick Fish-

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Dexzernq79 · 4d

we need to wipe out all life from earth except doggos

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jamoose jamoose · 4d

Flying Spaghetti Monster, except it kills you and it has blue stuff on it

-Blue Ring Octopus

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Idunno · 4d

Welcome to the site :D

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

It has this long thing that it uses to get women

-Giraffe

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

It's a half balloon with too many strings that can kill you if you touch it

-Jellyfish

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A guy

~Human

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Something that people say taste like chicken and that his main hobby is just to jump, and hes green

~Frog

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A goat but with too much hair

~Sheep

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A thingy with 2 thingies at the top

~Rabbit

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XenoXTA XenoXTA · 5d

Protein-flavoured lolly snake: WORM
A wet stocking filled with batteries: EEL
Hipster chicken: TURKEY
Demonic ostrich with discus in skull: CASSOWARY
-XTA

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Sad, pink, blob.
-Blobfish

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

Dogs

Slaves that obey our every command.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

Orange fox
-Red Panda

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This category is pretty similar to God Creating Animals.

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Idunno · 6d

Yeah, kinda.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

a giant, killer cat
- lion

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Slug- A snail with no shell.

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Thaphoe Thaphoe · 6d

A giant rat with a demon stuffed into it. -Tasmanian Devil

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