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Animals Described Badly
Animals Described Badly

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Dog some random thing to entertain you but is dying in real life

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Cat-A Little Furry Thing With Ears That Think's His/Her Owner Is A Flippin SLAVE

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

dogs- a walking potato with 4 legs that sniff eachothers asses

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

A beautiful thing which is depressed and have alcohol problems.

Blobfish

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Imagine a horse. Shorten its legs, extend the face and make it green.

A crocodile

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Giant worms with scales

Snakes

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

Bug that you are afraid of but really want more of.

Bees

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

Thic little things which look like a pom pom.

Hamster

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sea flap flap

manta rays

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Colorful blue and green bird whose droppings are slicker than a freshly mopped floor

Peacock

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They don't do much.

Secret Agent Platypi

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A spiky balloon of poisonous death

Pufferfish

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

Eat, sleep, and shit.

Hamster.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 19d

A duck but it’s furry and has a waffle for a tail

Platypus

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At the end of my flame thrower

Spider

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Anonymous Anonymous · 21d

It’s like a deer thing but it stands on two legs and it can kick the shit out of you

Kangaroo

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Anonymous Anonymous · 21d

Fur thing but like it has wings and shit

Bat

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

Turkey:

A peacock that's a shitty brown color and has a weird bobble thingy on the top of it's beak, did i mention that the color is a shitty brown?

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Human:

less hairy ape that makes different sounds at each other depending where they were born and kills each other over coloured strips of paper

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Snek with legs

Lizard

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