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Why were dodo's so stupid?
Because they aren't. The dodo bird was not unintelligent but simply evolved docile behaviour in response to the lack of predators on it's native island. Humans took advantage of this behaviour and hunted it to extinction, then made it an eternal symbol of stupidity.
A man is out driving in rural France when his car breaks down. There is no civilization for miles, aside from a small monastery. He knocks on the door and a monk answers, then the guy explains the situation. Fortunately, the monk says that the other monks are quite good with cars, so they check the car out. They work on it for about an hour and have it ready to go. But before the man leaves, he hears a strange noise from inside the monastery. He asked the monk what it was, but was told "sorry, I can't tell you, it's a monk secret." So he gets back in the car and drives off.
A few years later, the same man is driving a more expensive car along the same road and it breaks down outside the same monastery. So he gets the monks out again, and he is told that because the car is more expensive it will take a week to fix. The man hears the strange noise again, but when he asks about it he gets the same answer as last time: "can't tell you, monk secret." So the man decides that in order to find out, he will become a monk. So after he has officially become a monk, he asks about the noise again, and the chief monk says "alright then, down the hall on the right." So the man follows the directions and opens the door. The noise got louder, he walked into the room.
What did he see?
Well I can't tell you, it's a monk secret.