A place to share Anti Jokes.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?".
The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings, defecates on the floor and gallops out of the bar.
(This is more like an Anti-Riddle if that's even a thing)
I have a cat who had three kittens. Their names were Topsy, Mopsy, and Spot. What is the mother's name...
Whatever I named it. But it definitely isn't "What"! Like seriously, who would name their cat "What"?
Jack says to Jill "Hey, how are you?"
Jill answers "I'm good"
Surprised, Jack shouts "Well I best be going to work."
Jill answers "Okay, see you then."
Sadly, they were both infertile and could never have the child they always wanted. Jack died on a fishing trip in his 50s and Jill was killed by allied bombers during World War II.