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Why did the person tie the rope?

Because it was a noose. See where this is going?

Now you feel strange because you read this.

And now you know you’re being controlled.

That wasn’t just a random itch on you’re back.

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Why was the person on the train?

I don’t know, but what happened next wasn’t pretty...

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What do you call a black women with two white birthmarks?

Nothing,you don't call her anything ya racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He wanted to get drove over by a truck.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

What did the T-rex say to the cavemen?

Nothing. He ate them then went back into his time machine back millions of years when he was supposed to be.

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D_Bird88 D_Bird88 · 8d · Edited

Why did the chicken cross the road?

"OH MY GOD IT DID?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It didn't, it's in the coop.

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Aarams Aarams · 10d

What did the banana say when the elephant sat on it?

nothing- bananas don't talk.

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Soon there will be fewer planets in the solar system

Because I will destroy Uranus (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

What do you get when you mix a dog with a table?

I don’t know I was asking you.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

Why don't you play cards in the jungle?

Because you have a perfectly good coffee table in your living room.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Teacher: Wait! Don't go into lockdown class!
Student: but a school shooter is here!
Teacher: i know

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(repost) What do you call a cow eating grass?

A cow. They eat grass, after all.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 29d

Knock Knock!
Get the fuck out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft!

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YahooMama YahooMama · 1mo · Edited

Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything is red
My garden 's on fire

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

What do you call a man with dark skin that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

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Wha dmyou get when you mix loads of sugar and dub Step?

A seizure

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Roses are red.
violets are blue.
sunflowers are yellow.
grass is green.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had chronic depression and couldn't take it.

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