A place to share Autocorrect fails.
Not too long ago I was discussing party terms with a friend, as we came to an agreement, he sent ya into the chat. At that moment, my English (Australian) keyboard, decides to become Turkish. I have no clue why it happened but all of my autocorrect options in the bar were fully Turkish.
This is autocomplete not auto correct but I still find it funny. Usually if I type the letter "c" the word coffee will always come up. If I click it coffee will come up again as well as the words "maker" and "shop". If I click one of those it will keep suggesting "coffee" maker" and "shop" either in singular or in different combinations of two or three words such as "coffee coffee" "coffee shop coffee" or even "coffee shop maker". The stuff it comes up with are just priceless sometimes. I have tried to have conversations with friends using the autocomplete feature but whenever I see the word "coffee" show up I think "ah crap, its gonna do that thing" and then try and plow through it until I get words that aren't "coffee" or that will lead to it.
I once was playing minecraft and chatting through the phone with my minecraft friends. I needed disk for my jukebox.. I asked my friend, but the phone autocorrected ''Hey! Can you give me some dick?'' and thats the way i losed friends... fml
Yeah - Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that "all men are created equal."
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of it, as a final resting place for those who died here, that the nation might live. This we may, in all propriety do. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow, this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have hallowed it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here; while it can never forget what they did here.
It is rather for us the living, we here be dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.