A place to submit Book Plots Explained Badly.
A policeman and a spy from countries with an extremely violent rivalry run away into a toxic forest and steal a magic egg and fall in love and then start a terrorist group and try to liberate both countries and nearly die many times and then blow up a princess with a fake magic egg and then get married and then nearly die some more and then the short nerd dies and then the end
-the gender games (no im serious, look it up)
A Girl can't decide between an old tampon and a dog, then marrys the tampon. Then, the dog realizes he's only ever been in love with the girl's unborn baby. And everybody dies. But that didn't happen. Now everyone is happy, and Doggy probably fucks the baby.
The twilight saga