A place to brag.
I have a Scratch project with over 6000 loves, over 5000 faves and over 100,000 views!
If you, by any chance, happen to find it, just write Calbel in the thing for some Easter Eggs (kind of).
(Hint: If you actually want to find it, I suggest googling "explore a nebula")
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Our family was playing Monopoly Jackpot and I spun the wheel and landed on the Jackpot and said "I am so rich I will buy all of the properties" and then my mum spun and it landed on pass right and my mum said and I quote "Look who rode on their high horse bragging." After being smart alec me I said " I don't give blunts to my horses" and I haven't bragged since.