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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Forcing yourself to eat the orange and strawberry quality streets

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Keela · 1d

the strawberry ones are good though

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Phone tells me I have a nearby free WiFi hotspot. Fucking BT.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Southern Railway. I think I've said enough.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

You wake up, brew your tea, add milk and sugar, drink it, put on your formal clothes, walk to the jolly-good mart, say "Chip chip cheerio!" to the other walkers, walk through the rain, get rekt by gang members, and then realise that you reenacted every British stereotype ever. Better hope those Americans didn't see you.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

SURPRISE! I'm North Irish, and I'm here to DESTROY YOU!

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The fact that it's hard to agree with americans, i.e. zed and zee, grades and years, etc. America is very important.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

Here's a British problem: the math problems they give in school there.

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Keela · 5d

Or just maths in general

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Look at the category icon.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

British Person: Hey, how's it going?

American Person: Nice! I love your accent! Are you Australian?

British Person: ...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

American #1: Hey, can you imitate a British accent?

American #2: WOOOOULD YOU LIEK A CUUP OF TAEAEAEAEAEAE?!?!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

I'm American, so I know nothing about England...
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Which is a problem for the British, because I might post a false stereotype.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Everyone thinks you like tea.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Voting for Theresa may

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Pretending to be nice to people while simultaneously back stabbing them like every day.

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When you have a really nice girlfriend but she either
1. Puts the milk in before removing the tea bag.
2. Says she prefers coffee

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Calbel · 10d

Two huge disasters right there

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when you leave the custard cream in your tea for too long and it breaks off

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wrightentertainment · 11d

Definitely British...

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Keela · 11d

How can you leave it in there for too long? Surely you have control??!!!

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when offer tea and they say no.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 13d

Going down to Cornwall and not knowing which day to go to the beach or which one to go to.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 13d

When your favourite margarine is out of stock and you have to buy a rubbish alternative.

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BD19 · 12d

I can't believe it's not butter

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Calbel · 2d

haha yes

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

Going an entire day without a cuppa tea because your too lazy to go buy some more

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