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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

I sound like spiderman

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Rather have 10$ worth of bubble gum, than 10$.

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WatermelonCat · 18h

Wtf???

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

Wear a cap ×5 'cool points'
Wear a cap on backwards ×1337 'cool points'

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

doesnt want to get in the bath
doesnt want to get out either

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Mr_Awesome_Riley Mr_Awesome_Riley · 7d · Edited

Child hugs mum whenever there's a problem. Even if the mum is the problem.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

My middle name is Alexandria but when I was younger I showed off because I had two middle name so; Alex and Ria

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

I was like 6 and I got a brain freeze so smart me thought that if I got a brain freeze all the time that I could stop time. On the following Friday I brought a slushie and got a brain freeze to save me from the math quiz. Nope

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All have nice tight smoothskinned asses ●_●

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Dusty Dusty · 11d

Roblox is actually enjoyable. To them.

To the four-year-olds, at least.

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WatermelonCat · 18h

LOL

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Idunno · 11d

Roblox sucks. If you play it, you're dead to me. XD

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Dusty · 11d

Thus, my friend is dead to you?

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Idunno · 9d

Yep.

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Dusty · 9d

IDUNNO!! https://www.calbel.com/post/K2lCbtrf

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Idunno · 6d

I'm here, I'm here, sorry!

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Thinks the musician performs the song every time u play it.

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Breaks toy apart to see how it works, cries when you can't put it back together again.

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I'm usually well behaved, but now that others are here, I'm going to act like a monkey and never listen to what my parents say.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12d

$1=Millionaire

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Awesoman121 · 10d

Eh more like $100 i would know since im 11

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HoellywoodUndead · 11d

I'm 19 and I still have this attitude about $1. It's more than $0.

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Child logic = Child has no logic

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Butt will and will always be the funniest word ever

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tmac63 tmac63 · 20d

Thinking everyone who dies in a movie for the plot actually dies in real life

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Anonymous Anonymous · 20d

Pay me five bucks and I'll (insert stupidly dangerous action here)

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WatermelonCat · 20d · Edited

This isn't child logic, this is teenager logic And by the way this category is meant for stupid little kids.

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Dusty · 20d

Shoot myself with this gun, that looks real but I know it isn't. (Even though it is.)

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While watching a cartoon with no logic whatsoever:

"This cartoon makes plenty sense to me!"

And that is how cartoon logic gets so ridiculous.

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WatermelonCat · 20d

This post is confusing... How does logic have to do with a cartoon making sense?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

You're different!
That gives me the authority to make fun of you!!!

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Dusty · 11d

That's Trump logic, bro.

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WatermelonCat · 20d

That's teenager logic dummy!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

let me lick this lamp...ow that hurt...let me do it again

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WatermelonCat · 20d

Lol little kids are so stupid

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