A place to submit Comebacks.
___: Good cumback did you scrap that from the back of your throat
Me: ... Well, I'm glad that you at least capitalized the first word in that mis-spelled, non-punctuated mess that you call "Sentence". I believe you meant "Good come back! Did you scrape that from the back of your throat?"
So this kid at my school was going around and asking people if they were gay. It's a very personal question and one of my friends is and this kid goes up to my friend and she's talking to me about exams and this was this kid and my friend's conversation.
Kid: are you gay or straight? bad or good? By or no?
Friend: I'm straight
Friend: as a circle...
Kid: OMG WTF HEY EVERYONE THIS GIRL IS GAY!!!!!
*Everyone in hallway knows and are her friends and get pissed that this kid is picking on her.*
In the end I did sign the kids three cast with a rainbow...
*in middle of a verbal fight person inhales*
Me: wait don't talk OMG DO YOU HEAR THAT
ME: *before they can talk* ITS YOU FINALLY BEING QUIET GOOD JOB A+
Them: IM NOT DONE TALKING
Me: Well I'm done listening to an idiot
*They swear at me in Spanish*
Me: que fue ESO (what was that in Spanish)
Them: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID?!?!
Me: did you honestly forget I take honours Spanish, study German, Latin, Portuguese, Greek, Hawaiian, French, Japanese, and Russian
Them: Sh*t you do
Me: voce e um idiota (Portuguese)
Me: are you constipated?
Me: oh so you have to go check your diaper now right?
Me: oh I thought I smelled a turd but I guess it's just you.