A place to submit Comebacks.
Okay so my friend and I were walking and we see a group of hoes talking about thots and fuckboys and one of them was like "The bigger the hole the bigger the hoe" and my friend was like " oh, don't talk shit about yourself that's bad..." and some guys in the background were like " Get Rekt bitches!"
She never talked about herself ever again :)
So I was supposed to work with 2 people but I didn't. So this girl (who was a student) decided to be a teacher and tell me to work with my partners.
Her: You were assigned to work with your partners, so work with them.
Me: You were assigned to work with someone else too, so go away.
She went back working with her partners.
When I was in 5th grade someone was dancing to Christmas songs. A popular kid shouted to him "I think your dancing machine is a bit broke to be honest" I (being the savage 10 year old I was) shouted back "I think your parents are a bit broke to be honest" I were later crowned as the queen of comebacks.
I was playing happy wheels on my school computers a few years ago, and one of my friends came up and said: "What kind of fucking kiddy game is this?" To which I immediately retorted: "Says the one that plays the fucking unicorn game." Mad props to adult swim for making a really good unicorn game though.