A place to submit Comebacks.
Person: Wow, that shirt makes you look gay.
Me: Anyways, I have been looking for something for a very long time, I forgot about it, but you reminded me of it.
Person: What is it?
Me: Where I asked for your opinion. *drops mike*
"What a fail!", "Sorry, am I going deaf, because I didn't hear anyone ask for the story of your life (and if you're feeling really savage, "oh, sorry, just like your parents, I made a mistake. You have no life, so it's just the story of your existence.")"
Kid: (insert a dumb insult here)
Me: *grabs sticky note and pencil* Here!