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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Person 1: sees commercial
Not going to buy it
Person 2:does not see the commercial
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Of course its ok to go onto someones property and tell them a bunch of junk about this thing, which means its Totally ok too also smash their own item that is just like ours while we are somehow in their house

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Pouring cereal is the hardest thing in the world, until you buy our cereal funnel for only $15.99. It has all the function of a normal funnel... and nothing else!

We paid these actors to show you how easy it is to use the cereal funnel, so obviously you should buy it!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

And Dexzernq79 it took me 1 minute to copy and paste it
People without the product featured in the advertisement live in the brain of a 5 year old thinking that everything was black and white "back in the day." Then, when given the product, as if the child's parent told them that everything has always been in color, the world magically turns to color, similar to the 1939 film "The Wizard of Oz," where a girl named Dorothy is caught in a storm when her house is taken to "Oz," a magical land in which scarecrows and tin men are sentient although they shouldn't. Other creatures that exist are lions with human faces, witches who are allergic to water, flying blue monkeys with cute little vests, and a guy who faked being a wizard by making a hologram of his face when he was hidden behind a curtain. The girl follows a long, yellow path that could probably be Eugene H. Krabs' dream as it might be made of the element gold with the element symbol of Au, an atomic mass of 3.2707065 × 10^-22 g ± 6.6421557 × 10^-30 grams, and finally, an atomic number of 79.

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Dexzernq79 · 10d

ok and your point is

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People without the product featured in the advertisement live in the brain of a 5 year old thinking that everything was black and white "back in the day." Then, when given the product, as if the child's parent told them that everything has always been in color, the world magically turns to color, similar to the 1939 film "The Wizard of Oz," where a girl named Dorothy is caught in a storm when her house is taken to "Oz," a magical land in which scarecrows and tin men are sentient although they shouldn't. Other creatures that exist are lions with human faces, witches who are allergic to water, flying blue monkeys with cute little vests, and a guy who faked being a wizard by making a hologram of his face when he was hidden behind a curtain. The girl follows a long, yellow path that could probably be Eugene H. Krabs' dream as it might be made of the element gold with the element symbol of Au, an atomic mass of 3.2707065 × 10^-22 g ± 6.6421557 × 10^-30 grams, and finally, an atomic number of 79.

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Dexzernq79 · 11d

this took me like 20 minutes to write.

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Mr_Awesome_Riley Mr_Awesome_Riley · 11d · Edited

Hey, maybe if we rudely interrupt this person's game for an ad that is completely irrelevant and annoying, they'll totally get our product!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12d

Fast food ads display good looking products when you know what it really looks like, yet they fake it although almost everyone knows the real looks of it.

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(Back in the 90s) Every toy commercial: *edgy narrator* HEY! WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING REALLY CHALLENGING!? *Normal Kid* Pssh! Like what? *Edgy narrator* LIKE *INSERT TOY/GAME HERE*!
(Now) HI I'M BILLY MAYS HERE BRINGING YOU *INSERT PRODUCT HERE*!

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Here's a super famous celebrity, and he/she loves this product, so you should buy it!

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80% of commercial: Try to guess what product we're advertising, and why what you're seeing has anything to do with it!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 18d

Actor: ( Grabs food from oven and chuck it across the room.) "whoops I slipped."
Anouncer: ( Announces some lame product that helps you stay standing).

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In our commercial we say we have near 5 different color but we actually have near 2-3 colors

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You see this toy we're using to advertise, we handmade it to make it stronger and look better than the factory made one we make you buy

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Are you tired of slippery dishes?
*proceeds to let dish slip out of the window*

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Walkyo Walkyo · 21d

Our medicine is amazing!!!!
*Lists 1000000 side effects*
See?

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FlameSaucer118 · 21d

I am reading this on my phone and "1000000" is a link to call that phone number.

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wrightentertainment · 20d

Yeah me too lol

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Walkyo · 19d

Same

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Walkyo · 19d

Dare you to call it

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InvincibleForever · 18d

Side effects include diarrhea, nausea, headaches, amnesia, comas, and death.

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See our fries? We never put that much in the box. And those fries you just saw in our ad? Those were just plastic. Now buy our product at once!

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Mr_Awesome_Riley · 22d

Sprayed with a non edible acid to make it shine!

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FlameSaucer118 · 22d

Yeah, that too!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 22d

See our cleaning product? You don't even have to wipe until everything is clean! You basically just Need to own it, and everything will be shiny!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 22d

Burgers never look as fresh and are never as high as shown in the commercial.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

Pregnancy test when the woman is clearly pregnant.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

Woman shaving legs to advertise razor - but her legs are perfectly shaven to begin with.

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