A place to share examples of Commercial Logic.
Actor: Mefyulex worked very well for me, and my bones felt better in no time!
Very Fast Speaking: There is a 99% chance that you could die from this medicine. Do not take if you have bone pain.
PS4: The Wonderful Life Of A PS4 Player
*uploads video of braindead easy Uncharted 4 grapple attack from PS4 and has the balls to call it the best combo ever*
*still gets over 2 million views and people are impressed*
*Woman in commercial flips hair perfectly, showing off amazing shampoo/conditioner while water is being gracefully poured down her face and flinging off hair perfectly*
Me- ... I wonder if I could do that.. *Tries, hits head painfully on wall of shower and cries from soap getting in my eyes*
I've just come to the conclusion that these people are magical.