A place to submit confessions.
When I was 8, my parents left for 15 minutes, making me the only one home for said 15 minutes. During that time, I watched porn, ate half a bag of chips, threw the dog outside(literally), convinced my neighbor I wasn't beating my dog, let the dog back in, and burnt an important paper. I was a pretty fucked up kid, right?
One day I want to go to a convention, find someone cosplaying as Princess Zelda, and go "Hey, i'm looking for someone. He's a guy in a green hat and green skirt. I think his name was zelda. Can you help me find this Zelda?"
I go out in the winter at night with a black light flashlight and start looking around for yellow spots. Once I find them usually use a plastic beach shovel and scoop it into a mason jar. Once I have filled up 8 Mason jars, I wheel my wagon back to my house and pour it all into my bathtub to melt overnight. I wake up the next morning and take a bath in it and wallow like a pig in shit. :)
I live in a tiny northern New Jersey town, my parents want me to get straight A's and get into a good college, be exactly like them and live here all my life and get married and buy a house and have kids and a stable job. I have a secret dream of bleaching my hair and moving to Los Angeles to become a web comic artist, never get married BUT have a serious relationship with a girlfriend (i'm also a lesbian). Sorry, just needed to get that off my chest.