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Arkon_Raavus Arkon_Raavus · 11h · Edited

When I was 8, my parents left for 15 minutes, making me the only one home for said 15 minutes. During that time, I watched porn, ate half a bag of chips, threw the dog outside(literally), convinced my neighbor I wasn't beating my dog, let the dog back in, and burnt an important paper. I was a pretty fucked up kid, right?

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I have never seen yellow peas before. You would think me, an American, has seen yellow peas at least once before, but I guess not!

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Calbel
Calbel · 1d

Do you mean sweetcorn or wtf

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FluffyTorpedo · 1d

sweet corn XD, i didnt even yellow peas were a thing too XD

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Calbel · 1d

I didn't know yellow peas even existed

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Popcorn_172 · 1d · Edited

Oh yeah, they're totally real! Well, if they weren't, Mendel's genetics experiments wouldn't have worked. But it's just gotten to a point where green peas are so much more common than yellow ones!

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Charly Charly · 1d

I'm 16, and my 72 year old granddad likes to buy me an 2 litre bottle of alcohol every time I visit him. I visit him 2 times a week.

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Calbel
Calbel · 1d

Are your parents aware loll

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Sportacus · 1d

Lucky

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my friend was craving sushi so me and some other friends helped him steal some from the local store by blocking thee cameras with our bodies while he took it to the washroom and put it in his backpack

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Reviani Reviani · 1d

One day I want to go to a convention, find someone cosplaying as Princess Zelda, and go "Hey, i'm looking for someone. He's a guy in a green hat and green skirt. I think his name was zelda. Can you help me find this Zelda?"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

i used to run into my brother's room, piss on his carpet, then blame it on the cat. i did it so that my brother would have to stay in my room, therefore giving me the right to ground him

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I go out in the winter at night with a black light flashlight and start looking around for yellow spots. Once I find them usually use a plastic beach shovel and scoop it into a mason jar. Once I have filled up 8 Mason jars, I wheel my wagon back to my house and pour it all into my bathtub to melt overnight. I wake up the next morning and take a bath in it and wallow like a pig in shit. :)

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GoldenFreddyGaming44 · 10h

What. The fuck.

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likeabossmonster · 2d

And here, everybody, is a rare user who LIKES HIS OWN POSTS!

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 2d

Trust me A LOT of people ❤ their posts

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Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and run out to the backyard and start ripping out grass and shoving it into my mouth, if I get lucky i might get some dog shit I forgot to clean up :)

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When I run out of toilet paper, I sometimes just use my hand and wipe it off on my pant leg. The shit stays there for a couple days but I usually make dinner after that.

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ISmellLikeShit123 · 2d

Hand-breaded chicken is my favorite!

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I bite my fingernails.

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I put milk first, then my cereal.....

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likeabossmonster · 2d

You monster! Wait...

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reece666999 · 2d

Oh my god you're the worst kind of criminal!

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I ate all the nutella and now I have to buy new one ASAP, because if my mom finds out she's gonna be pissed off...

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likeabossmonster · 2d

I got ya covered. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ferrero-Nutella-Hazelnut-Spread-With-Cocoa-33-5-oz-/221926466289?hash=item33abd922f1:g:siIAAOSwZQxW30X7

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Idunno · 2d

Hahaha

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i have never thought of a shower thought in the shower

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Nightwoods · 2d

I haven't either.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

I live in a tiny northern New Jersey town, my parents want me to get straight A's and get into a good college, be exactly like them and live here all my life and get married and buy a house and have kids and a stable job. I have a secret dream of bleaching my hair and moving to Los Angeles to become a web comic artist, never get married BUT have a serious relationship with a girlfriend (i'm also a lesbian). Sorry, just needed to get that off my chest.

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CrystalMajestica · 3d

Wow, very strict parents, especially when they say that they want their children to be like them. I don't like that. It takes away what they want to do in life. Basically, just do whatever you want to make your dreams come true. You are you. You don't have to have kids and you don't have to get married.

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As a straight female, I love Bayonetta.

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I drink hot chocolate with a straw

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URockMyWorld · 4d

I sometimes drink it with a straw, but I mostly drink it with a spoon XD

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I stole a book I never read

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

I killed a man.

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Profgaming
Profgaming · 5d

uh... who?

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Idunno
Idunno · 5d

Welcome to the club!

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Profgaming
Profgaming · 5d

Does anybody want to take him?

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Profgaming
Profgaming · 5d

I'm going to change his password to bananaphone. If you take it, don't forget to change its password!

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Idunno
Idunno · 5d

Why would I take my biggest enemies account?

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Profgaming
Profgaming · 5d

To make him the way you want

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Sherlock
Sherlock · 5d

hahahahahahahahha XD

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Idunno
Idunno · 5d

Ok, no. I don't want it...

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Profgaming
Profgaming · 5d

Did you change the password?

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Idunno
Idunno · 5d

no

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Profgaming
Profgaming · 5d

good

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GoldenFreddyGaming44 · 10h

(Sees comment, my first thought.) Welcome to the club! Welcome to the club! Welcome, Squidward! Welcome, Squidward! Welcome, Squidward! Welcome, Squidward! Welcome, Squidward! Welcome, Squidward!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

There are more planes in the oceans than there are submarines in the sky

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Profgaming
Profgaming · 5d

That's in fun facts

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I let the dogs out

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GoldenFreddyGaming44 · 10h

*Gasp*

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