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Aliens are brainwashing us. Think about it. There was probably only one real alien sighting, and in that sighting, they brainwashed the people who saw them into telling a very specific story, filled with subliminal messages, which are making us think we see aliens, causing more and more sightings so that we all go insane. Once they do this, they record the crazy alien conspiracy theorists and put them on reality tv shows on their own planet
I have a theory that those chickens are up to something. My wife doesn't agree with me, but I've been watching those chickens for weeks. They seem to be plotting an escape over the fence. But I'll make sure they never succeed, because no chicken escapes from Tweedy's farm!
So, I'm sure you all have heard of a certain user by the name of 'Wanker'. And I'm ALSO sure you've all heard of the YouTube user 'CowbellyTV'. I have a theory. What if... they are actually one in the same. Think about it.
1. Both of them are clearly memers. I am a memer myself, just not to the extent of them two (although I did try to make a meme or two... 'The Jay Meme' and 'Shellder with Grimer Arms').
2. Both of them often use the word 'c*nt'.
Unfortunatly, this is about as much edvidence I have. If you guys can think of any more, please be sure to tell me!
Shoes are the Illuminati
Shoe sounds like shoo. You normally say 'shoo' to bugs, like flies. What else flies? Time. Time flies when you're having fun. Fun has three letters. But we are not done yet. The last letter of 'time' is e. What relevance does that have? None. None sounds like nun, which also has three letters. Three times three is nine. Nien is German for no. No backwards is 'on'. When a light is on, it glows. Glows backwards spells Swolg. What is a swolg? We'll never know. Know backwards is Wonk. This whole thing is wonky. Makes no sense. Cents is used in the phrase 'dollars and cents'. One dollar bills have the All-seeing Eye on the back. The symbol of the Illuminati. Illuminati confirmed.
Think of the 2016 finals for the 3 major sports, baseball, basketball and football.
In football, the falcons lost 31-28.
What's 31-28? 3. There are 3 sides on an illuminati triangle.
Coincidence? I think not!
Look at basketball, Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.
3. 1. There are 3 sides on an illuminati triangle.
There's also 1 eye.
But that's not all!
The Indians in baseball did the same exact thing.
Blow a 3-1 lead.
Could this mean the illuminati is rigging sports?
Ok, so a monolith is an illuminati symbol... there's a giant non-Newtonian block in Marvel's Agents Of SHIELD called the monolith. An obelisk is an illuminati symbol... there's an object that determines whether you are inhuman or not in Marvel's Agents Of SHIELD called the obelisk. There you have it. Marvel's Agents Of SHIELD is illuminati confirmed and there is nothing y'all can say to change my mind
Calbel has six characters.
Six is an even number.
You know what else is an even number?
Four is a character in Divergent, a book series...
The Hunger Games is also a book series.
The Hunger Games has fourteen characters.
Fourteen minus six equals eight.
If you were to turn an eight sideways, it'd look like a lemniscate.
A lemniscate is an infinity symbol.
Infinity starts with i.
Guess what also starts with an i?
That's right. Calbel= Illuminati.
A secret cult is trying to make lemons the only food source. Want proof? Why do you think people sell lemons and lemonade? Obviously to fund the Illemonati! Why do you think lemon juice hurts your eyes? The Illemonati doesn't want you to kill lemons unless it's for funding, so the juice punishes you if you use it for yourself! If you want to tell whether or not someone is in the Illemonati, members always wear yellow. Join me to stop the Illemonati and save the world!
What if us humans came from a different planet thousands of years ago and decided to come here 200,000 years ago to start over and lost our memory of the other planet to completely start over while other humans drove the spaceship away.
I have a conspiracy theory involving Idunno and his pet bag, named Bag. So, I believe that Idunno and Bag represent different parts of the brain. Different lobes, you could say. So, each represent two lobes. Just so you know, there are four different lobes. The frontal lobe, the parietal lobe, the temporal lobe, and the occipital lobe. I believe Idunno represents the frontal lobe and temporal lobe. The frontal lobe is responsible for cognitive behaviours in humans, such as emotions, problem solving, memory, etc. The temporal lobe is responsible for understanding the meaning or purpose of tangible objects, and to understand intangible objects. For example, the temporal lobe can understand the meaning of love, society, or mathematics. Idunno represents the frontal lobe because he can show emotion or his opinion to someone or something. He comments on posts what he feels about them. Idunno represents the temporal lobe because he understands the purpose or principle of a certain topic he is reading. Now, Bag represents the parietal lobe and occipital lobe. The parietal lobe is the lobe used to process sensory information, such as temperature, taste, or touch. The parietal lobe can tell if something is hot or cold, what something feels like, etc. The occipital lobe gives a thought process to tangible objects, but not intangible objects. It doesn't find the meaning or purpose of an object like the temporal lobe. It just tells what it is. For example, it knows what a book is, or what a badger is. Bag reacts to things that people present using different objects. For example, I talked about sand, and Bag realised what sand was. He didn't quite know how it could have helped him, but he knew it as something familiar and something that he had to use. Now, let's talk about what Idunno and Bag don't have. Idunno can understand the concepts and react to them, but he never really mentions those concepts. Not directly, that is. He only represents the frontal and temporal lobes. Bag