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Anonymous Anonymous · 36m

make a car with really comfortable seats that can only do 5mph. call it, the anti-supercar. and make it really cheap.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

Call my dog 'sit' so that I could shout "come here,sit!" It would most likely confuse him so much

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9h

Why don't cops just drive inproved versions of civilian cars and get a newly engineered uniforms that look like normal civilian clothes to make people paranoid about crime, because you would never know who could be a cop.

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If everyone in the world started fanning with a hand fan could we stop global warming??

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Mr_Awesome_Riley · 2d

Fans don't make the air colder. They just blow away the layer of heat on your skin, cooling you down.

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evbe17 evbe17 · 3d

Taking a television personality and making him the President of the United Stat- Wait....

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Make a first person video game where whenever you turn your head, the landscape you're not looking at will change. Therefore, you could roll your head and you would end up in a completely different world.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

A 1x1 Rubik's Cube.

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Dexzernq79 · 3d

btw they're impossible to solve

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Dexzernq79 · 3d

they have those

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

A baby monitor that is also a alarm clock

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Put an actual well working brain in some dumb and trolling people

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

Learn multiple languages (more than 3). Then get pulled over. When the cop asks you "do you know why I pulled you over". Start speaking one of the said langauges. And then the cop will have to call for back up. Keep repeating until you run out of languages and then start speaking your native language and say to the first cop "I was just trying to tell you yes i do know what is did"

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Step 1: Change your last name to Riga
Step 2: Have a Child
Step 3: Name them Tony (with a "Y") or Toni (with an "I") depending if the child is a boy or girl respectively
Step 4: Have the kid grow up to have a document or something that has their name as last-name, first-name
You child's name is now Riga, Toni

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

When you brush your teeth use a certain amount of toothpaste and every time you brush your teeth use the exact same amount of toothpaste. Record how long it takes for the entire tube to finish and once you have that piece of information multiply the amount days, weeks, or months it took to finish the tube to make a year and you will now know how many tubes of toothpaste it will take for an entire year to go around. To make sure it is as accurate as possible either get others on the idea or have a whole tube to yourself. Now you know how to measure the years with toothpaste.

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Place sensors on car windows that detect things if they're there, so that you can't accidentally close the window on somebody's arm.

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If you don't want to talk to any strangers around you, anytime someone walks near you, make wild and random hand gestures, and people will think you're deaf and using sign language. Problem solved.

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An anti hacking protector that, when activated, Rickrolls the attempting hacker on full blast on the device they are using, and never shuts off and stays on full blast. Tell cops to listen for that song.

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Each seat in a movie theater should have a pair to noise-cancelling headphones that sync to the sounds in the movie. That way, no one is disturbed.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Instead of having a home alarm that beeps have it as a German Shepard barking and any home invaders would flee.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

In the case where a US president declares war, a draft is put in place but only in the states that voted for the curremt president.

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Superusername3000 · 10d

What about counties? There are a lot of, for example, republican areas in California.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

Start a newspaper called "The Good News".
Fill it with reports on sunshine and rainbows and kid's music recitals and puppies reunited with families and town fairs and finished construction and ect.

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