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Learn multiple languages (more than 3). Then get pulled over. When the cop asks you "do you know why I pulled you over". Start speaking one of the said langauges. And then the cop will have to call for back up. Keep repeating until you run out of languages and then start speaking your native language and say to the first cop "I was just trying to tell you yes i do know what is did"
Step 1: Change your last name to Riga
Step 2: Have a Child
Step 3: Name them Tony (with a "Y") or Toni (with an "I") depending if the child is a boy or girl respectively
Step 4: Have the kid grow up to have a document or something that has their name as last-name, first-name
You child's name is now Riga, Toni
When you brush your teeth use a certain amount of toothpaste and every time you brush your teeth use the exact same amount of toothpaste. Record how long it takes for the entire tube to finish and once you have that piece of information multiply the amount days, weeks, or months it took to finish the tube to make a year and you will now know how many tubes of toothpaste it will take for an entire year to go around. To make sure it is as accurate as possible either get others on the idea or have a whole tube to yourself. Now you know how to measure the years with toothpaste.
Make a language where swear words are average everyday words. Raise children only ever speaking this language. Release them out into the world and watch random strangers be apauled by a conversation about the weather.