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As long as it is a minute before closing time,It's still open for anything

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CUSTOMER : I want to buy this!
Cashier : That will be $30
CUSTOMER : I'm not paying for that
Cashier : So do you want it or not?
CUSTOMER : I want it but i'm just not paying for it

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“I bring in a coupon but it still doesn’t make it any cheaper, I just don’t get it!”

*tries to pay for shirts with a coupon meant for shoes*

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*works at the concession stand*

*customer's kid starts going crazy and making a mess*

*customer comes up to me*

CUSTOMER: My son's been wandering around for 10 minutes making a mess, and you did NOTHING to help him! What is wrong with you?!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Can I send this back? I didn’t really like it.

*plate is empty.

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Customer: The OTHER Chipotle doesn’t charge extra for guac.

Well this ain’t the other Chipotle is it?

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CUSTOMER: I’ve been a customer here for YEARS, probably before you even began working here, can’t you just let a few pennies slide?!

*£10 short of their bill*

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Fast Food Customer In Drive Thru: It's been four whole seconds! Why isn't my food ready yet?

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CUSTOMER: I booked tickets for today’s performance, can you give them to me?

ME, RUNNING THE CONCESSION STAND: Yes, ma’am, they’re ready for you at the Reception Desk over there. *points to the stand opposite*

*awkward unblinking silence for 3 seconds*

CUSTOMER: Where’s that?

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CUSTOMER: Do you know where I can find Product X?

EMPLOYEE 1: I'm afraid it's out of stock, sorry to disappoint you.

*walks up to another employee*

CUSTOMER: Do you know where I can find this? Someone else said it was out of stock.

EMPLOYEE 2: Yeah, we're all out, sorry.

*walks up to another employee*

CUSTOMER: Do you know where...

EMPLOYEE 3: Are you deaf?

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CUSTOMER: Yeah, I have a faulty item I wish to return.

EMPLOYEE: Sure thing, do you have your receipt?

CUSTOMER: No, I DON'T have my reciept, but I definitely WAS in here, just check the security cameras!

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*employee wearing retailer uniform and a name tag for the company walks up to a confused customer*

EMPLOYEE: Can I be of any help today, sir/madam?

CUSTOMER: Yeah, hi, uhhhh.... do you work here?

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*credit card has been declined*
Customer: My card was declined, your machine must be broke.
Me: That is a possiblity, however confusing they have been working all day and will continue to work after, by processed of elimination it is most likely YOU who is broke.

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Me: That's $7.99 please.
Customer: I have a coupon, but it's at home.

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Customer: *standing in candy aisle* Hey, do you know where the chocolate is?
Staff: Excuse me, you're standing right in front of it.
Customer: Oh, sorry.
Staff: That's alright.
Customer: *walks to counter* Could you tell me where the checkout is?
Staff: Um, you're already here
Customer: Oh *walks outside*
Staff: Not you again.
Customer: Hi, where's the exit?
Staff: *breathing heavily*

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Cashier: This is the 20 or less section and you have over 20 items
Customer: I don’t care
Cashier: I can’t check out your items
Customer: Why
Cashier: I JUST SAID WHY

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3mo

(Ring)
I have seen this kind of behavior in unhealthy fast food like, Mcdonalds, where the food is served, and then they eat pizza and then more food, and they are upset.
(Ring)
P.S. There is a code.

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Customer: What the hell?! It's overpriced!!!

*When customer becomes cashier*

Customer(cashier): Uh it's quite cheap compared to other shops....

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3mo

When your shift ends and it's totally noticeable like no hat and a jacket with some food and some guy gets mad at me for not helping him.

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What the f**k is this sh*t?! The jacket potato is touching my steak and peas!

I demand a full refund!

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