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Customer: "The floor is too sticky!"
Me: *Mops floor*
Customer: "The floor is too wet."
Me: *Points to wet floor sign and walks away*

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12d

Customer: *ridiculous request*

Min Wage Cashier: No

Customer: May i speak to your manager

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

Customer: finds something
Proceeds
Customer: I don't want to buy this.
Puts it in some other aisle.

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*store obviously has a price table in plain view*

*customer walks up to me with item that has a price tag clearly tied to it*

Customer: How much is this item?

Me: *resists the urge to headdesk*

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Keela Keela · 17d

*in pound store*
Other customer: "how much is this?"
You're in the pound store woman....

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iamchief7 · 16d

"In fact what they legally should be allowed to do is smash their faces off with a golf club." -Ashens

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Linnon · 16d

The customer could be asking what the price was.

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Keela · 16d

In the pound store...

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Linnon · 16d

I don't understand.

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Keela
Keela · 16d

The pound store is a store in England where EVERYTHING is £1

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Keela
Keela · 16d

With the odd £2 for big items like pillows for example

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Linnon · 16d

Oh okay.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 17d

Associate: "Hello, were you looking for something in particular?"

Customer: "... do you work here?"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 17d

Sales Associate: *Answers phone* "Thank you for calling [our store] at the [city mall]. How can I help you"?

Customer: "Is this [our store] at the [city mall]?"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 17d

I see that you're understaffed and the store is packed full of customers, but why aren't you focusing all of your attention on me???

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Anonymous Anonymous · 17d

*Looks at price tag*

"Excuse me, how much is this?"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 17d

Hey, I'm a customer in desperate need of a specific item, but I'm going to give you the most generic, non-specific description I can and expect you to know EXACTLY what it is I'm talking about.

And I will file a complaint if you can't figure it out.

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Hi, ummm..... does this come in like a value pack or something?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 17d

"Hi, umm, I got a coupon in the mail a while back and it expired 2 weeks ago, but I forgot to bring it with me. Can I still use it?"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 21d

I'm the customer. I gave you my money. Now you have my money, so you better hope things go smoothly. If not, I will get a refund even if you tried your best to solve the problem.

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Cilidiaz · 21d

The customers paid for the service, and if the seller can't provide what they promised, the customer deserves a refund (of course it depends on the situation, this rule is not always true)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

The new smartphone!
Customer: it looks exactly like the others
But it's newwwwwww
Customer: I HAVE TO BUY IT!!!!!!!

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"I'm a customer, I'm always right!"

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Person: Umm... should i get that 1 or that 1.... hmmm, its just so hard to choose....
(1 hour later ) Person: you know what, ill just get both, Yes, umm i'd like to get these
Cashier: That will be 10 bucks
Person: sure just lemme-... i brought no money with me, thats ok, Bye

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Icon idea: a shopping bag

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

Icon Idea: Person with tray?

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Linnon · 24d

That would be better for a Waiter Logic category.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

Customer: Uh, hey, can I have the Italian sub please?

Waiter: Okay, Itali-

Customer: Wait, I have changed my mind. The jellybean and tomato pot pie costs one dollar less! I'll get that instead.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

"Ugh, waiter, this food is terrible! The French fry is sticking to the cheese on my burger! Now it's ruined!"

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