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A place to share Dad Jokes.
Dad: Why did the squirrel swim on its back
Son: Idk why
Dad: He wanted to keep his nuts dry
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college
“Your moms only a bit wacko.” Me: “You mean 8-Bit wacko?” Dad: “No, I mean I’ll wack-o you on the head if you try to 1-up shroom me again.”
"Can I ask you a question?"
"You just did."
"Can I ask 2 questions?"
"You just did."
"Can I ask 4 questions?"
"Hey, I like updog in my soup."
-"Whats up dog?"
"Not much dog, how about you dog?
Why do the norweigns have barcodes on their ships?
So they can Scandinavian
What's the world's fastest cake?
I was attacked by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
(Dad comes in to room) "What happens when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?" (Dad leaves)
The pterodactyl go to the toilet but why we can't hear anything
Because the Pee is silent
Son says, “ Dad I’m hungry.”
Dad says,”hi hungry I’m dad!”
Two antennas fell in love and got married, the wedding wasn't bad, but the reseption was incredible.
my friends dad (doctor):whats ur emergancy?
Dad: I NEED A NEW BUM BECAUSE MY OLD ONE HAS A CRACK IN IT!
my friends dad (doctor):Butt your supposed to have a crack!!! get the joke!🍑🍑🍑🍑
Dad: Your the only joke!
Why can't accuse the pars of copper that are in the penny?
Because they are in a cent
911: What's your emergency?
(soon to be)Dad: My wife is going in labor
911: Is it the baby?
(soon to be)Dad: No,this is her husband
football manager:we want you to manage sheffield.
Dad:Sure but i cant do wednesday.
"Did you know I'm a pirate of the Caribbean, son?" "No you're not." "No I really am, I copied documents illegally while in the Bahamas"
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
What drugs do earthquakes take?
My dad put out a white blanket and said "Look it's a dead ghost"