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A place to share Dad Jokes.
Dad:Why astronauts boost rockets only during midday?
Dad:It's launch time.
Dad:Why didn't astronauts landed on moon?
Dad: It was already full.
I was going to make a chemistry joke but Na
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything
What time did the man go to the dentist?
What do you call a man who never toots in public? A private tooter
What did the Buffalo say to his son after he left for college?
What does a spicy pepper do. It gets jalapeno business
If you have a bladder infection, urine trouble
Child: Dad i need a new tab.
Dad: Just press ctrl+t, It will automatically open a new tab.
Dad: My life was perfect until a few years ago
Child: How many years ago?
Dad: How old are you?
What is the main cause of divorce?
What was left of the cheese factory after it exploded?
Nothing but de-BRIE.
How does a train eat? It goes CHOO-CHOO
Why didn't the dog eat his food? He gives no fox.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?...
It got stuck in a crack
Yesterday, I accidentally ingested some food coloring. The doctor told me I was fine, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside (get it?)
What kind of rap do Mexican prefer?
Why is cold tea really kind?
It's a nice tea!
What's the leading cause of dry skin?