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tyrone tyrone · 1m

im dreaming tyrone in minecraft was immortal

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

I got slapped by my brother

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i went into this store and this lady saw the same thing i wanted so we ran for it and we ended up squirting hand sanitizer on eachother. in the end she lost her ring while we had a sanitizer fight so i took the item i wanted from the store then i found her ring and gave it to my grandma

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This one was a nightmare. It starts out with me going to a place I was supposed to meet my friend at so we could go home together for a sleepover. I hung out with another friend of mine for a while until he left. At that point it was starting to get dark. I was hanging out in the basement of a building so I started going up the stairs to an exit (I was crawling up the stairs, don't ask why, I just was). On my way up the dark stairway my I put my hand down on one of the steps except it wasn't just a step. On the step was a disembodied hand and I had just put my hand down on it. As I kept going up the stairs I kept coming upon hands and pictures of people without hands. Once I got to the top of the stairs and opened the door a hooded figure was there and started screaming one of those horror movie screams. After that he ran away and only a few seconds later another hooded figure grabbed me and started shaking me while doing a horror movie scream. My eyes started getting blurry until the nightmare ended.

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HuricaneJ · 2d

Posted this one without seeing that there was a nightmare category. Oops

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wrightentertainment
wrightentertainment · 2d

Lol

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Idunno
Idunno · 2d

lol

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wrightentertainment
wrightentertainment · 2d

Welcome... to Night Vale.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

So, I had a dream that I was a monkey-banana-sketchbook hybrid that lived in the mountainous land of Grgr made of liquid lollipops and islands made of crocodile bones. I was in Grgr Middle School with my 19 friends, and two of them were my bestie best friends. Uts and Dip were two mutant cantaloupes with bubbles for arms. One day, Dip asked me to squash 511 frozen grapes in 18 seconds, and I failed. Dip was laughing at me so much, and he threw poisonous golf balls at me and pushed me in a green donkey feces tub, and put a hat made of Caesium on my head. Uts thought this behaviour was horse potatoes, and that he needed to dump his head in liquid hot orange juice as a punishment. But, Dip put Uts in a cannon made out of green beans and shot him to the planet of Saturn. Dip threw me out of the middle school into the loser pit filled with doorknobs. Someone very important was there, though. His name was Fernandez Fernandez, and he was the president of Grgr, but he was rejected by wolves with glasses and he went to the loser pit. He said that he wanted to help me escape Grgr and find Uts, who was currently on Saturn. He said he would take an air conditioner and tie a rope on it, and sling it to Saturn, where it would suck up Uts and bring him back to Grgr. Then, they would leave Grgr on a spaceship made out of olives. It seemed legit. Fernandez Fernandez started making the contraption, and it ended up working, and when Uts came back to Grgr, he celebrated by putting French fries in his pockets and standing on his head. Then, it was time to leave Grgr. Uts, Fernandez Fernandez, and I went on the ship, and halfway through, I realised something I should have realised a long time ago. I was a windshield wiper. So, I went on a car and became a windshield wiper, and I was bored. Then, I was hit by a sandwich.

Moral: Be what you want to be (yes, my dreams have morals).

Note: This dream is based off a very similar experience I had in school, JSYK.

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Dusty · 2d

I have SEVERAL questions!!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

I had a dream once that my post was brilliant and got no likes or comments, and that someone else's mediocre comment got 40 likes and comments saying "This is the best comment I've ever seen!" It sort of triggered me.

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Reverdy Reverdy · 3d

If I could remember my dream, I could tell you everything but the only thing my dad told me was that I was sleeptalking and I said: "I want bananas with shapes".

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Reverdy Reverdy · 3d

I had a dream 2 years ago. I was walking in the street where I live, but it's way too far from my home. It was night and incredibly dark. However, there was only one streetlight. Under that light was a man about my height (5'3 or more) wearing a big black cloak (maybe from the Matrix) and a large black hat. He was staring at me. I couldn't see his face. Then he chased me. I ran. He was catching up to me. then I saw my friend's house, who also live on the same road as me. I tried to get to his gate but that man was behind me. Then I realized it was my classmate Den. He then tazed me or shocked me and I got K.O. Then when I regained consciousness in my dream, I was inside my friend's house. Then I woke up.

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Idunno Idunno · 5d

I had a really funny dream last night. In my dream, I posted a post saying: Welcome back, idiots. Then, Calbel replied with: I am the famous one here, only I get to say "idiots", idiot. (XD)

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KeelaLovesPandas
KeelaLovesPandas · 4d

I think you've been on this website too much lmao

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Idunno
Idunno · 4d

I know....but why is 'dream Calbel' such an a**hole?

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KeelaLovesPandas · 4d

Your brain says that "dream Calbel" is an asshole. Blame your brain :)

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Idunno
Idunno · 4d

Nah, I'll blame him. Even though he has nothing to do with it....eh, it's his fault.

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KeelaLovesPandas
KeelaLovesPandas · 4d

Lmao. Rip

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Idunno
Idunno · 4d

I mean...he made the website, right?

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KeelaLovesPandas
KeelaLovesPandas · 4d

Yeah...

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Sportacus · 2d

Spaghetti

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Idunno · 2d

ok..

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

A very short clown was chasing me around with a knife in my attic. This happened several times and I was 8.

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I have this weird dream last night, that the whole cast of Girl Meets World and Boy Meets World was in my graduate school's cafeteria and red solo cups

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

I had a dream where my mom was messing around with what was probably a phone and asked me to get something that was like wireless headphones. I knew I was dreaming but I couldn't really control it. And when I go to get the headphones I woke up and decided to get ready for the day..

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I had this nightmare that me and my ex went to Hawaii. It was a tiny island and we were climbing around and we visited a shop. Then my mom had to pick me up and drive me to an even for Girl Scouts. She needed to drive me to where I live in California. Well somehow we were driving on a road even though we should have been in the middle of the ocean and I saw a sign warning us about drunk drivers. Suddenly a car started swerving and shooting at us and stuff. We sped into a town and parked beside a train. There was a buge line and there was signs saying that the money they got from the tickets went to the raiders American football team. We passed a worker there and they had a ticket that they said someone lost. They showed it to us and asked if we lost it, on it was a picture of alcohol and my dad. Then my mom said no and we walked into this familiar party shop and I woke up. Note: this dream was after a terrible accident that I will not elaborate on.

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Dqnijel · 9d

???

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Trustcats4ever · 3d

That's what I thought when I woke up

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I had a dream I was at a boradwalk carnival type place and my mom and my grandma locked me and my brother in a jumpy house. I jumped off the basketball hoop to get out and left my brother. I went to an ice cream shop where I found my mom and grandma but the didn't see me so I silently followed them. Then I woke up.

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Wanker Wanker · 10d · Edited

There was this nightmare I had where I was being lashed by Satan's Whip and he would get a Magma Cube to crawl up my ass each time I cried for help. I've been scared to play Minecraft ever since.

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Reverdy · 3d

My my. Magma cubes are hot but what could be worse? Just don't spawn them on creative mode.

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Moustacher · 8d

You play Minecraft?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

I had a dream that I woke up in a dark hole, and dawn Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance lead singer) with his red hair. And I kept singing, "It's a tomato, it's a ketchup" over and over to him.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

I dreamt that i was a spy on a mission and then there was a fight scene and there was a water explosion, and every got flushed down a spiral stairs from the top floor of a hotel and then the bad guys war arrested by animals in police uniforms... i tried to wake up but i was getting chased by zombies....

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12d

I dreamt that I got ready for school and finished school, then I woke up late and had to walk.

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Karsc Karsc · 13d

I was pretty much asleep but i knew i was awake. I had a dream at the same time that i was playing basketball and in bed i was holding my phone. As i threw the ball in the dream, I woke up because i heard a loud knock. I threw my phone at the wall.

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Calbel · 13d · Edited

ahhhh RIP

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I was bit by a lot of snakes ( more complicated than it sounds )

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Trustcats4ever · 9d

Can you elaborate?

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