A place to submit your funny, interesting or weird dreams.
Ok, So I had this one dream when I was little that it had snowed (I live in Louisiana, this year it snowed for the first time in 7 years) and my uncle told me snowballs would go through the door and hit me. Meanwhile, my entire family is in the living room with this wooden doll. They mutter some curses and suddenly it comes alive, and starts counting. Next thing I know we're running back to an old bedroom that we used to use as a junk room. My grandma and I had to hide in a toy chest or else (I assume) it would kill us. When we opened the chest, suddenly... My great grandma Lucy pops out. We start talking, and that's when I woke up.
Next, there's this re-occurring dream I've had for years where I'm just in my room but basically as a rat or something, and everything seems the size of the Earth to me. Nothing happens, I basically just sit there at the corner of the room like it's the twin towers or something that size.
Next, this one I had a good year ago. I'm on the basketball court at my school and suddenly the sky turns red and about five black boxes the size of classrooms fall out of the sky. Alarms start blaring as the sky starts slowly fading from bright red to maroon and back again. The dream ends when one of the black boxes suddenly opens and I'm the only one standing there.
Once again, a nightmare (for my age at the time) where I was in some kind of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse episode where Mickey was instructing me to put a sign in front of my face when the with looked at me, and when she looked away I could progress with everyone else... Weird.
Finally, a completely random dream in which I'm walking in WalMart and the ends of the aisles and all the products on them are slowly turning in to bright blue diamonds.
I had a dream where insanity was taking over and my dog got it. I had to strangle her and make her behave. Then when I was walking to the vet to get her checked out, someone else had contracted it and they were all chasing me. I ran down the road and huddled with some kid in the year below me at school in a phone box and we called 000 (australian 911) The reciever said few words then got it as well. I then ran to a hospital near my suburb and the scientists were fighting off the 'zombies'. We had to throw raw eggs at the zombies and then we ran out. I got huddled in a corner with zombies tryna eat me. Then I woke up. This dream was 3 years ago. I've never forgotten it.
My dreams are fucking weird and this one used to re-occur.
It always starts in my school playground and the 'lights' go out as in the sky turns black. We have this metal door which has equipment behind it but we got in a conga line and ran after someone it and then...
We enter a mall where a dog race happens to the other side of the mall and I am in it and cheating by sliding with my dog super far out (I do not have a dog and have never met this dog. Then I wake up.
I had a dream that I was at my grandparents house and it was the purge and a demon woody doll showed up and tried to get into the closet we were in and he was yelling that he was gonna kill babies, and he sent snakes under the door and we had to hold him and them off. I guess he really did have a snake in his boot.
Last night, I had a dream where I only had 30 minutes to get breakfast , shower, get dressed and go to school. (I was nervous about my group presentation today). So, after showering and getting dressed, I went to make breakfast. However, in my haste, I put my bread in the kettle and water in the toaster. Ended up destroying them both.
So last night, I had the most disgusting dream that I went to a doctor to find out what was wrong with my body since I could've sworn I had something unsavoury inside me. After enough internal surgery (which I was awake for the entirety of the doctor had determined that weird jellyfish/squid hybrid creatures had resided in my body using my internal organs as hives. What's worse was that not only was my body being filled up with the slime-like substance they were excreting, but a few of these organisms were dangerously close to devouring my intestines. Also, to add insult to injury, one of the creatures that the doctor had pulled from my innards sprayed slime into my mouth whilst I was trying to talk to him. Long story short, R.I.P. Seafood cravings.
I was at a church with my friend (I'm an agnostic), and we had some fruit punch. I accidentally spilled her fruit punch and said nothing. She noticed, then we walked outside and got blasted back for no reason. I suddenly realize I'm in a dream "Oh, I'm in a dream... WAIT, THAT MEANS I CAN DO THIS!" I pointed my finger at someone in the hallway and used telekinesis to make them move up and down, hitting the floor and ceiling. I did that to a few other people before waking up.
I once had a dream where my dad woke me up in the morning to tell me to wear flowers because my aunt was coming over for breakfast. I ignored that and put on some random shirt that, at the time of dreaming this dream, didn't even fit me, but it did in the dream so it worked out. I went downstairs and saw my sister totally covered in flowers. Her dress was patterned with flowers, she was wearing a flower crown, even her socks had flowers. She was deciding on what shoes to wear, and I felt sure she was going to go for the ones with flowers, but she put on her crocs and went to the table. Our table had a white tablecloth and flowers in the center. Our plates were fancy and patterned with flowers, like everything else in the room. We sat down and had pancakes, even though I've never liked pancakes, and waited for my aunt to arrive. It never happened. We waited for a long time, and my aunt never showed up.
When I was at my dad's place I dreamt woke in my mom's house. But since I knew I was at my dad's place the rooms began to faze back and forth from my mom's house to my dad's house and back. I walked to the kitchen as the rooms were warping in a soft hazing manner. I stood in the entryway to the kitchen watching the island of my mom's kitchen, slightly morph into the kitchen table of my dad's kitchen.
Suddenly I jolt came from behind me, and I somehow knew it was my older brother. I tried to tell him not to do that but the jolt (caused by my cat jumping into my bed) had made my body physically awake, even though I was still in the dream. So when I tried to speak, I could only speak in a hushed voice.
The cat came up to my face and that shot me the rest of the way up
Yesterday night I had a dream that the apocalypse was happening and this killer dood was running around, the way you could tell he was near is because a woman would be screaming and running. Shane Dawson was there and so was Ryland Adams and some other peeps that idk were there too. So long story short I ended up fucking Shane and going swimming with Ryland after.
(If you don't watch Shane, Ryland is his boyfriend)
Earlier this year I had a dream that I was at some asian mans funeral (that I didn't even know) with my dad. Then in the middle of the funeral while someone was giving some kind if speech about him my dad stood up and started telling his McDonalds order to everyone.
This was when I was really young.
I dreamt that all of my friends had turned into monsters trying to turn others into monsters. It wasn't a happy ending. I barely remember most of it, other than a driver turning into a ghost.
I had a nightmare I was on YouTube and found myself in the creepy side. There was this one video that went like this:
An Asian little girl is talking to a doll that looks like her, but with longer hair. The little girl says (in Japanese) "I hate you. You're useless. Nobody loves you. Die." to the doll. The doll had been looking away, and then shifted it's head to the girl. This video was about 10 minutes long (10:55, to be exact) and it was about 30 seconds into the video. So for ten minutes and twenty five seconds, the doll told this little girl she was worthless and how she would kill her, in crucial detail, in a creepy robotic voice. What a metaphor.
I had a nightmare once. I puked up my heart with my ribcage while at a family event. I asked my dad about it and he said that we should probably go to the hospital. While driving to the hospital i thought "Shouldn't i be dead by now?" Least scary nightmare ever.
I had a dream I was with a bunch of people I did not know, my twin and Dracula and Dracula said "let's go to a party" and we went to a grocery store and Dracula picked up a head of lettuce and then it ended I haved this dream two times and that is how it's always ended