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evbe17 evbe17 · 1d

The next time you have a flat tire take a picture of it.
Now when you are late say you had a flat tire and show them the picture.

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Dusty Dusty · 10d

I can't do my homework, I care for trees too much!

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You don't need to clean swimming trunks, they get clean when you go in the water.

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When I was six I trashed the house with some friends because my mum was outside and we literally ruined it . I told my mum that my friends were robbers in disguise and they chased me and trashed the house in the process because I didn't want to be grounded from the TV...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Just accept it ok?

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My legs fell asleep so I couldn't open the door until i realised it was for me

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I'm sorry I don't have my homework. I lost it fighting this kid who said that you weren't the best teacher in the school.

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AandATV · 1mo

NO, that should be a cliche

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I can't get out of bed. The pillows have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now, I might lose their trust.

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I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

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I can't right now, my goldfish is drowning and I need to go save him.

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MistaJ MistaJ · 1mo

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework
Me: I'm homeless

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Idunno · 1mo

Wow

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I feel sorry for the people who's homework was actually eaten by their dog.

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MacintoshPlus · 1mo

I have no dog so ha

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Me: I ate my dog

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Boss: why didn't you call in if you knew you weren't going to be here?
Me: my dog ate it.
Boss: you don't have a dog, or any pets.
Me: um, um, I ate it.
Boss: ate what? Your phone?
Me: uh, I, I forgot.
Boss: you forgot to call in?
Me: I don't have a phone.
Boss: you're holding it!
Me: my dog ate it.

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RamenBoi
RamenBoi · 1mo

Boss: OK you're good. Now off to work

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Sorry, I left my meatloaf in my gym locker in Russia.

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*When caught picking your nose* My brain itches.

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WatermelonCat WatermelonCat · 1mo · Edited

Me: The paper passer missed my desk.
4 other people: Mine too!
*everyone now knows the paper passer missed a row*

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Me: I'm an environmentalist! I can't use paper! I'm saving the trees!
Teacher: You're supposed to do it on your computer...

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My imaginary friend borrowed my homework and never gave it back.

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My dog drank my homework

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