A place to share funny and weird excuses.
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: I haven't done it yet.
Teacher: Why not?
Me: Have you finished marking my test?
Me: Why not?
Teacher: I've got other student's tests to mark.
Me: Well I've got other teacher's homework to do.
In school, the teachers found out that a good way of keeping students from leaving was to confiscate a student's bus pass until they had served their detention. So before class, I gave mine to my friend, and when my teacher asked for it I said I didn't have it. I wasn't lying.