A place to share funny and weird excuses.
I hear this one literally EVERY time I ask this and it makes me what to crack skulls every time:
ME: Would you like to hang out at *insert location / time here*?
"FRIEND": Oh, no, I'm too busy.
*spends the night sitting on their arse stuffing their face and watching Reality TV and calls it "busy"*
Mom: Why didn't you clean your room?
Me: Because I already did.
Mom: I told you to clean your room!
Me: "No, you told me to pick up the clothes, not the rest of my room. I did what you wanted. God, your so needy!"