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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Ranting tango on tango.

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Dinkleberg did it

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I hear this one literally EVERY time I ask this and it makes me what to crack skulls every time:

ME: Would you like to hang out at *insert location / time here*?

"FRIEND": Oh, no, I'm too busy.

*spends the night sitting on their arse stuffing their face and watching Reality TV and calls it "busy"*

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CMO_3 CMO_3 · 1mo

My homework at my dog so I had to put my homework down

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"It was a joke!"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Sorry, my dog died of ink poisoning from eating my homework.

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well....

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Cil Cil · 1mo

The stars are not in position.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

I ate my dog that ate my homework.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

I ate my homework for breakfast.

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Uhhhhhhhhh...

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How 2 ditch class

Me. I need to use the bathroom

Teacher. You can wait, we are in the middle of class

Me. No, I seriously need to take a shit

Teacher. Fine.

Then run away from class and back home

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So once I told my teacher that my dog ate my homework. Dispite all the students laughing he believed it :D

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?
Student: The dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Why didn’t you just print it out on my website?
Student: The dog ate my computer too.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

Candy corn in totally a vegetable!

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Teacher: did you bring your homework?
Me: no..
Teacher: why?!
Me: because I died..

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

can i is go to the white bowl (toilet)
no you is must stay here to L E A R N
i need to change waht is known as a T A M P O N
o ok then go
(goes to white bowl (toilet))

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Can I get punished for what i didnt do?
No...
Ok, i didnt do my homework

Its soooo unoriginal

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_arnx_ _arnx_ · 2mo

Mom: Why didn't you clean your room?

Me: Because I already did.

Mom: I told you to clean your room!

Me: "No, you told me to pick up the clothes, not the rest of my room. I did what you wanted. God, your so needy!"

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A train ate it.

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