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Expectation: I’ll go to sleep at 10:30 PM tonight because I have to wake up early!

Reality: WTF!? How is it already 1:00 AM!?

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666 666 · 2d

Expectation: Clicks On Video Thinks "Wow Its Gotta Be Good"
Reality: (Ad Plays) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Cilidiaz
Cilidiaz · 2d

I like your name

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Keela
Keela · 2d

Very creative name 11/10

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666 · 1d

¨Thanks!

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Cilidiaz
Cilidiaz · 1d

Yw!

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CrystalMajestica
CrystalMajestica · 1d

Your name reminds me of username666.

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Mkey Mkey · 6d

Expectation: "I'll have my project done by 6 PM, and the rest of my homework will be done by 7:00 PM!"

Reality:"It's 10 PM already.... I haven't even started....."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Expectation: "We are going to the best water park ever!"
Reality: " I don't want to swim because there are a lot of people."

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Thaphoe Thaphoe · 6d · Edited

"This guy is being such a scumbag, time to give him a taste of his own medicine."

Expectation: (posts comment) I feel no grief about that.

Reality: (Halfway through comment) You know what? It's not worth it.

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WhereIsMyRapeWhistle WhereIsMyRapeWhistle · 7d · Edited

I'm going to embrace my own and other cultures!

Expectation: Being accepted everywhere by everyone.

Reality:being gunned down by some niBBas in your local basketball court.

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*Clicks on a video*

Expectation: A video of a prank gone horribly wrong, somebody calling the cops, somebody dies, the house becomes haunted, etc.

Reality: A jump scare that doesn't even get a reaction.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Steam Greenlight Games

Expectation: Woah, a an interesting, new idea for a game that i get to try and help shape

Reality: Survival game with a new color of stick

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Reading Warriors.
Expectation: Look! Cats! This is going to be a really fun and cute story!
Reality: This is dark and violent, and I'm not totally sure if children should be reading this.

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Kissing a boy you like

Expectation: A passionate kiss
Reality: Smother kisses all over him like you haven't seen him in years

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Linnon · 14d

Ewwwwwwwww.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

Saying anything
Expectation: Normal Response
Reality:OFFENSIVVVVVVVVVVVE!!!!!!!!!

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NapsterGastly NapsterGastly · 16d · Edited

Gets a 10 person kill streak in Overwatch
Expectation: Play of the game: *insert gamertag here* as *insert whatever character you were playing as here* getting a 10 person kill streak.
Reality: Play of the game: Xx_EdgeLord666_xX as Reaper killing only 2 people with his Death Blossom.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

Saying Hello Sir/Ma'am
Expectation: They say hello back
Reality: OMG YOU JUST INSULTED ME RACIST SEXIST IDIOT I AM A DEMIGAYLESQUEERHOMOTRANSOTHERKINLBGTQIASEXUAL PERSON!!!!!

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Here's a classic
Expectation: Elder Scroll VI (6)
Reality: SKYRIM FOR VR, SKYRIM FOR NINTENDO SWITCH
Future: SKYRIM FOR MOBILE, SKYRIM FOR MICROWAVE, SKYRIM FOR ROCK

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

Trying not to get crumbs on the floor while eating
Expectations: No muffin crumbs will be on my floor! I'll keep them on the plate!
*After eating*
Reality: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CRUMBS ON THE FLOOR?!! UGH!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

Learning a new language

Expectation: Being able to speak fluently in several different languages

Reality: Gave up after a couple hours

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Mr_Awesome_Riley · 23d

After a couple of minutes more like.

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Opening Pillsbury dough canisters

Expectation: big explosion; dough flying everywhere

Reality: a small pop

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

Waking up like vloggers vs. waking up like an ugly monster

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

The beach
Expectation: Fun and parties plus ice cream.

Reality: Sand in your crotch, not allowed to go too far, forgetting your money so no ice cream today folks! Also every person is under or over your age half of the time.

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Reading Harry Potter.
Expectation: Oh, this is going to be some fun kid’s story about a kid going on an adventure. How fun!
Finishes the series.
Reality: Holy SH!T!!

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