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Once, when I was little, my cousin was visiting. He told me NOT to search up "porn" onto google images, or else I'd see naked people. So me, being naturally curious, decided to search it up on google images. My mum just happened to be walking past the open door. FML.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3h

Fidget spinners have been banned from our school and one day I was casually fidget spinning at my lunch table and the cafeteria monitor saw it and confiscated it. It is summer and I never got it back.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3h

Went to instalock Winston on overwatch but sadly I did not make it in time

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9h

Once I was flirting with a girl I liked we were going good. Until my best friend asked her out... FML

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FluffyTorpedo · 8h

Fels bad man, u should just try and tell da person ur feelings, theres nothing to lose

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9h

I saw an article about Anonymous hate, and I was really excited, but reading it, I realised it was about how Anonymous people are bullies. FML.

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Once I had this app on my phone called the akinator. It was basically a genie version of 20 questions. I once opened it up, but it didn't work, so I put my phone back in my pocket. During class we were having a test. And what does my phone do? It decides to finally load it up, and play Indian genie music at FULL BLAST. Right. In the middle. Of class. FML.

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FluffyTorpedo · 8h

Fels bad man

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InvincibleForever · 23h

And that's why I use the internet on my phone for Akinator and not an app.

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(This was when I was really young but) I was half asleep on my grandmas leg while waiting in a line at Tim Hortons or something and then I lifted my head for second and went back down. I wasn't on her leg but on some strangers.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

I was talking to this guy for ages and suddenly he said he loved me and asked me to go on a date I replied sure. Turns out it was a joke

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FluffyTorpedo · 1d

did u have any feelings for him cuz i wouldnt really know why it would be an FML

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Cilidiaz · 1d

Because it's humiliating...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Started playing a mobile game because of my friend. He's got good characters and is really good at the game. After two hundred days he's got almost nothing good. I play for less than one hundred days, get half the best fifteen characters in the game. He even just heard me get the fifth best character.

He hates me now.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

decided to take a leak in my neighbors flower bed since they are such a huge dick. i made sure to cover EVERYTHING. they were watching me through the window.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

Big Sean was in my town for a concert, one hour into the concert I reach into my pocket and my keys aren't there, I freak out, have my mom let me into our apartment and I look up a locksmith, as I'm looking up the locksmith I reach into my other pocket (the one I had reached into for my phone several times) and the keys are there. The event security did not let me come back in

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

A girl who I envy commented gorgeous on one of my Instagram pictures, I was so happy I cried and then I replied thank you to them. They later commented again saying they're friend had sent it as a joke. FML

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

I was on Instagram and saw that my crush was doing a live video. As soon as I joined lots of comments came through from my friends saying I was the psycho girl who was crazily obsessed and in love with them. They haven't texted me since. FML

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

I was eating rice with chicken when I bit a tiny piece of a chicken bone. So I decided to get it out of my mouth. My mouth was full of rice and I had to get the rice out because the bone was inside the big pile. Got all the rice out but the bone was still in my mouth.

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CrystalMajestica · 2d

You couldn't feel the bone in your mouth? It's easy for me to separate a bone from rice because bones are hard objects and the rice would already be mushy so it's easy to differentiate them.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Today, I pre-ordered a game, but when I went to buy it, I used the wrong credit card, now I am grounded until next 2 months.... the game comes out this week.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

I got a comment on a post complimenting my post. I was so happy, and then I realised the JK at the end of the comment. FML.

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InvincibleForever · 1d

I'm guessing it was Idunno.

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Idunno · 2d

This is the best post ever! jk

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Im phobic of needles. Go to to doctors for last round of shots for life. I gt my blood drawn and it turns out i have type 1 diabetes

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Gaining the trust of a local peahen, only to find out the hard way that it thought right in front of our door was the perfect toilet. Multiple times.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

At high school, desperate to get lunch. I started running down the hallway with untied shoelaces. I see my crush standing next to someone with a pretty open gap and nowhere else to run through. I attempted to jump through the gap and got flung face first on to the floor in front of everybody, including my crush. Everyone was laughing. FML

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(This was a long time ago) I was at summer camp, and I was with my brother and his friends, and since we’re twins and we didn’t fight, I knew his friends too. One of his friends was fun to tease and the teacher asked why recycling was low, because she wanted us to drink water. Since I was a hyper kid, I yelled “ANON DIDN'T RECYCLE TWO OF HIS WATER BOTTLES!” As a JOKE TO TEASE HIM. One kid who hated snitches yelled “NOBODY LIKES SNITCHES!” The teacher then said “Nobody likes a tattletale” and she came over to my desk, and lectured me, but not for a long time, about a quote, that in a summary means ‘Get your life straight before you tell others what to do’ For the rest of camp, people thought I was a snitch because of a joke.

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