A place to submit your FML (F*ck My Life) stories.
Once, when I was little, my cousin was visiting. He told me NOT to search up "porn" onto google images, or else I'd see naked people. So me, being naturally curious, decided to search it up on google images. My mum just happened to be walking past the open door. FML.
Once I had this app on my phone called the akinator. It was basically a genie version of 20 questions. I once opened it up, but it didn't work, so I put my phone back in my pocket. During class we were having a test. And what does my phone do? It decides to finally load it up, and play Indian genie music at FULL BLAST. Right. In the middle. Of class. FML.
(This was when I was really young but) I was half asleep on my grandmas leg while waiting in a line at Tim Hortons or something and then I lifted my head for second and went back down. I wasn't on her leg but on some strangers.
Started playing a mobile game because of my friend. He's got good characters and is really good at the game. After two hundred days he's got almost nothing good. I play for less than one hundred days, get half the best fifteen characters in the game. He even just heard me get the fifth best character.
He hates me now.
Big Sean was in my town for a concert, one hour into the concert I reach into my pocket and my keys aren't there, I freak out, have my mom let me into our apartment and I look up a locksmith, as I'm looking up the locksmith I reach into my other pocket (the one I had reached into for my phone several times) and the keys are there. The event security did not let me come back in
I was on Instagram and saw that my crush was doing a live video. As soon as I joined lots of comments came through from my friends saying I was the psycho girl who was crazily obsessed and in love with them. They haven't texted me since. FML
I was eating rice with chicken when I bit a tiny piece of a chicken bone. So I decided to get it out of my mouth. My mouth was full of rice and I had to get the rice out because the bone was inside the big pile. Got all the rice out but the bone was still in my mouth.
At high school, desperate to get lunch. I started running down the hallway with untied shoelaces. I see my crush standing next to someone with a pretty open gap and nowhere else to run through. I attempted to jump through the gap and got flung face first on to the floor in front of everybody, including my crush. Everyone was laughing. FML
(This was a long time ago) I was at summer camp, and I was with my brother and his friends, and since we’re twins and we didn’t fight, I knew his friends too. One of his friends was fun to tease and the teacher asked why recycling was low, because she wanted us to drink water. Since I was a hyper kid, I yelled “ANON DIDN'T RECYCLE TWO OF HIS WATER BOTTLES!” As a JOKE TO TEASE HIM. One kid who hated snitches yelled “NOBODY LIKES SNITCHES!” The teacher then said “Nobody likes a tattletale” and she came over to my desk, and lectured me, but not for a long time, about a quote, that in a summary means ‘Get your life straight before you tell others what to do’ For the rest of camp, people thought I was a snitch because of a joke.