A place to submit your FML (F*ck My Life) stories.
Once i was hanging out with frands and i got hit by a ball my glasses went flying down 2 flights of stairs and my other freind jumps off a couple stair to get the glasses and crushed them and had to go to tge hospital
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I had a birthday party when I was 4 or 5 years old, I have one once every few years.
Me and a few kids were in the bouncy house when it began to deflate. I escaped at the last second and thought all my friends were being crushed inside.
I went to my room and cried, then got diarrhea. All on my birthday.
My great grandad had died and I went to my friends for more support when I got there we were doing nerf gun wars and my friend shot me right in the face with a nerf bullet I then collapses on the ground and woke to a massive red rash
I was talking to my friend about a girl I had a crush on, and he said he was curious to see what she looked like. So when she sent me a snap, I took a screenshot and sent it to him. I realised later that snapchat notifies people when you take screenshots of their snaps. She now thinks I’m a creep. FML
When I was 12 years old, I found out about the Pokémon Nuzlocke challenge (remove a Pokémon from battle party if they faint once), so I did it with my Pokémon FireRed. My brother found my cartridge, thought I already beat the game, and erased my data to play his own adventure.
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That year, my brother paid for my GameBoy Micro and the Pokémon FireRed cartridge.
In year five, a boy sat on my head during physical education as a result from a collision. He got scot free while I received detention for making physical contact with another person’s body without content from a teacher or a student.
A girl that I didn't like (but c'mon I was desperate) and I were hanging out on New Year's Eve, and she offers to kiss me. I declined and said I wanted to wait until the ball dropped. When it came time for us to go outside and kiss, her dad knocks on my front door.
One time my friend and I were outside, with her dog. she told me I could walk the dog and ride a scooter at the same time. She said to put the part of the leash you hold on the handle of the scooter. I would have to go as fast as the dog so I didn’t get Hurt. I was going as fast as the dog for a bit then I got behind the dog. Then I flu over the scooter and I was bleeding a lot. All because I couldn’t keep up with some stupid dog.
I was leaving school one day and this year 7 came running up behind me and asked me while trying to catch his breath "are you Steff, the lesbian?". I replied "yes?" In a very confused manner to which the kid turned around and yelled at his mate "I TOLD YOU THEY EXISTED!" like I was a mythical fucking unicorn or something. FML
One time I was asking my crush out, I'm the second oldest of three triplets. Turns out he didn't know who was who and thought I was the oldest... So he says, "OF COURSE JESS! You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this!"
I look him dead in the eye and say, "I'm not Jess."
He proceeded to ask me who I was. Told him and he was like, "Oh, I kinda liked you."
Got together, found out he was cheating. Found him with the youngest of us and the oldest. Made him pack up and leave.
After a while he walks up to me and says, "Hey Jess you still up for tonight sexy?"
I say, "Sure babe, I'll see you later."
Later that night I tell my sister what happened and she dumps him. Turns out we were all with him at one point. FML.
Earlier this week, I was at school in art class and my hair was in a ponytail. I was talking to the teacher while the class was doing whatever they wanted; Talking and such. Me and my teacher didn't notice a boy had snuck some scissors from the closet and crept up behind me. I immediately shut up when I heard a 'Snip!' right. Behind. My. Head. Turns out that he cut almost all of my ponytail off, leaving me with only 5 inches of hair. FML