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Anonymous Anonymous · 40m

i showed my cousin gruesome images. he is 4.

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One day, I was home with my 5 year old son. My son came to me and asked for some money. When I asked him what does he need money for, he replied "Charity! It's for a nice sick old man that just rang our doorbel". I immediately jumped out of my chair and headed to the front door. The "old sick man" was gone... along with every bag and purse that were close to the front door.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6h

I forgot my FML story... FML

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pingvin98 · 6h

LOL

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RamenBoi · 4h

Haha

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Cowbellyisbetter Cowbellyisbetter · 8h · Edited

I was prescribed pills for my cold I was instructed to take three pills a day. One sleep deprived morning I got my pills and a cup of water. I proceeded to pour water in my hand and chuged a bottle of pills.

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Idunno Idunno · 20h

It was my great-grandmother's birthday and there were a lot of family members that I didn't know. One of them came over to me and said:
"Do you remember me? We met when you were really young"
I anwsered:
"No, I have no idea who you are"
Then I realized what I said and tried to act like it was a joke. She ignored me for the rest of the day. XD

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Anonymous Anonymous · 20h

I was asking out a girl named "Alexa" she has been my crush since 6th grade. (I'm In 9th now.) But I didnt know that she was already dating my bestfriend and then I got rejected. FML

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

I left high school a yr ago, all the couples that were together broke up then in the space of a few months, they all had new partners, yet I'm single and have been friendzoned on multiple occasions what am I doing wrong? fml

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Once, when I was little, my cousin was visiting. He told me NOT to search up "porn" onto google images, or else I'd see naked people. So me, being naturally curious, decided to search it up on google images. My mum just happened to be walking past the open door. FML.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Fidget spinners have been banned from our school and one day I was casually fidget spinning at my lunch table and the cafeteria monitor saw it and confiscated it. It is summer and I never got it back.

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Cowbellyisbetter · 8h

I was about to cry at the sight of this post

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Went to instalock Winston on overwatch but sadly I did not make it in time

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Once I was flirting with a girl I liked we were going good. Until my best friend asked her out... FML

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FluffyTorpedo · 1d

Fels bad man, u should just try and tell da person ur feelings, theres nothing to lose

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

I saw an article about Anonymous hate, and I was really excited, but reading it, I realised it was about how Anonymous people are bullies. FML.

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CrystalMajestica · 18h

Hey, as long as you're not a bully, you can be a nice Anonymous person. :)

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Once I had this app on my phone called the akinator. It was basically a genie version of 20 questions. I once opened it up, but it didn't work, so I put my phone back in my pocket. During class we were having a test. And what does my phone do? It decides to finally load it up, and play Indian genie music at FULL BLAST. Right. In the middle. Of class. FML.

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FluffyTorpedo · 1d

Fels bad man

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InvincibleForever · 2d

And that's why I use the internet on my phone for Akinator and not an app.

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(This was when I was really young but) I was half asleep on my grandmas leg while waiting in a line at Tim Hortons or something and then I lifted my head for second and went back down. I wasn't on her leg but on some strangers.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

I was talking to this guy for ages and suddenly he said he loved me and asked me to go on a date I replied sure. Turns out it was a joke

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FluffyTorpedo · 2d

did u have any feelings for him cuz i wouldnt really know why it would be an FML

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Cilidiaz · 2d

Because it's humiliating...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Started playing a mobile game because of my friend. He's got good characters and is really good at the game. After two hundred days he's got almost nothing good. I play for less than one hundred days, get half the best fifteen characters in the game. He even just heard me get the fifth best character.

He hates me now.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

decided to take a leak in my neighbors flower bed since they are such a huge dick. i made sure to cover EVERYTHING. they were watching me through the window.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Big Sean was in my town for a concert, one hour into the concert I reach into my pocket and my keys aren't there, I freak out, have my mom let me into our apartment and I look up a locksmith, as I'm looking up the locksmith I reach into my other pocket (the one I had reached into for my phone several times) and the keys are there. The event security did not let me come back in

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

A girl who I envy commented gorgeous on one of my Instagram pictures, I was so happy I cried and then I replied thank you to them. They later commented again saying they're friend had sent it as a joke. FML

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

I was on Instagram and saw that my crush was doing a live video. As soon as I joined lots of comments came through from my friends saying I was the psycho girl who was crazily obsessed and in love with them. They haven't texted me since. FML

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