A place to submit your FML (F*ck My Life) stories.
I sometimes let my friend, who sits next to me in class, copy my answers on tests. He once copied my WHOLE test and our teacher got suspicious. She told us that she knew one of us had cheated, and if neither of us came forward, we would have to retake. My friend didn't say anything so we did the retake. He got the same test, I got a completely different one. Needless to say, he got a 100, and I failed and got two detentions. FML
We were in a bag store of some sort and me and my step-brother got bored, so he went over to one of the manikins, took the hand and made it so, that it would show the finger to everyone that looks at it. It was funny...until I noticed the security cameras. Now I'm scared to go even near that shop...even if it wasn't me who did it.
Me and two of my friends were at McDonald's for lunch a few months ago. When we were halfway done with our meals, we all spotted a kid dancing-literally dancing-on a table. And what was the mom doing? Taking selfies. We all walked over and asked the mom to make her kid stop. She got angry, and started yelling at us. Me and my friends got kicked out because we were "causing a scene". FML.
A few months ago, back in December, all of my neighbor's five grandchildren came over for a weekend. Me and my mom left the house around 5:00, since we made arrangements to eat dinner at my mom's friend's house. I walked over to my side, to find a sticker flat in the middle of the car door. Apparently, the five grandchildren were playing outside around noon, and one of them slapped a sticker on my mom's car door. Of course, my mom made me clean it off. It took me over three months to clean that off. FML.
I went to get my phone so I could listen to music outside while I played soccer and I left my phone on the back of my car. I left it there and my mom drove off with my phone STILL THERE and then 10 minutes later I found my phone on the main road, freaking split in two, and still playing a fucking song
Last year, I was taking a walk in the park, and someone ran over my foot with a bike. And I was wearing flip-flops, so the tire went right over my foot. Instead of asking if I was ok, all the person who ran over my foot did was laugh with his friends. Meanwhile, my foot bleed really hard, and I had to spend the rest of the day in bed. FML.
I was listening to this song called "destroya" no it is not screamo it's by My Chemical Romance, and there's a part in it were the singers start to moan, and I was in my academic support class, the only other girl in that class was the teacher and she wasn't in the room. So one of the boys in the class pulls out my earbuds from my laptop and on full blast the moaning part plays and all the guys are standing there staring. So I casually plugged my earbuds back in, all the boys were scared of me for the rest of the year, and they still are scared of me, FML
I was sitting in a study area in the uni library. I sat in a corner which had a window next to it where you could see the staircase.
I'd been there for a while. It had reached the stage where my testicles had become unbearably itchy. I looked around to check no one was watching and saw that everyone was busy.
I then went for a 10 second, double handed testicle massage. It felt like heaven, and for some reason...for some fucking reason, decided to smell the tips of my fingers afterwards. As I looked to my right, mid smelling. I saw three girls frozen on the staircase. Two were laughing, not the kind of laugh which is caused by witnessing something hilarious , but the type which is triggered by fear. The other one stared at me with absolute disgust.
With no options left, I thought the only thing that would save me was to smile back at them. I then realised this made me look like a fucking sexual deviant. The girls moved quickly down the stairs. I stayed home for 3 days, missing lessons because I was terrified news of a freak on campus had been spread. FML
I overheard the guy I fancy talking to his friend who fancies me and he said "You know, If she ever asks me out I'll make sure you don't like her anymore then I'll say yes." that was about a year ago and the other guy still fancies my FML