A place to submit your FML (F*ck My Life) stories.
One day, I was home with my 5 year old son. My son came to me and asked for some money. When I asked him what does he need money for, he replied "Charity! It's for a nice sick old man that just rang our doorbel". I immediately jumped out of my chair and headed to the front door. The "old sick man" was gone... along with every bag and purse that were close to the front door.
I was prescribed pills for my cold I was instructed to take three pills a day. One sleep deprived morning I got my pills and a cup of water. I proceeded to pour water in my hand and chuged a bottle of pills.
It was my great-grandmother's birthday and there were a lot of family members that I didn't know. One of them came over to me and said:
"Do you remember me? We met when you were really young"
"No, I have no idea who you are"
Then I realized what I said and tried to act like it was a joke. She ignored me for the rest of the day. XD
I left high school a yr ago, all the couples that were together broke up then in the space of a few months, they all had new partners, yet I'm single and have been friendzoned on multiple occasions what am I doing wrong? fml
Once, when I was little, my cousin was visiting. He told me NOT to search up "porn" onto google images, or else I'd see naked people. So me, being naturally curious, decided to search it up on google images. My mum just happened to be walking past the open door. FML.
Once I had this app on my phone called the akinator. It was basically a genie version of 20 questions. I once opened it up, but it didn't work, so I put my phone back in my pocket. During class we were having a test. And what does my phone do? It decides to finally load it up, and play Indian genie music at FULL BLAST. Right. In the middle. Of class. FML.
(This was when I was really young but) I was half asleep on my grandmas leg while waiting in a line at Tim Hortons or something and then I lifted my head for second and went back down. I wasn't on her leg but on some strangers.
Started playing a mobile game because of my friend. He's got good characters and is really good at the game. After two hundred days he's got almost nothing good. I play for less than one hundred days, get half the best fifteen characters in the game. He even just heard me get the fifth best character.
He hates me now.
Big Sean was in my town for a concert, one hour into the concert I reach into my pocket and my keys aren't there, I freak out, have my mom let me into our apartment and I look up a locksmith, as I'm looking up the locksmith I reach into my other pocket (the one I had reached into for my phone several times) and the keys are there. The event security did not let me come back in
I was on Instagram and saw that my crush was doing a live video. As soon as I joined lots of comments came through from my friends saying I was the psycho girl who was crazily obsessed and in love with them. They haven't texted me since. FML