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evbe17 evbe17 · 23h · Edited

I was walking down the hallway and I shit myself and I fell down...this is not a joke

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Dusty · 21h

Too much information.

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evbe17 · 20h

I am terribly sorry

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

My first memory is when I about 2 amd I was at daycare

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Getting out of my crib and mumbling "I'm jimmy neutron."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Burning my hand on a radiator and then having to get stitches in my chin . So tragic

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My earliest memory is when I was watching Pingu and I got really scared and ran out of the room crying. I got scared a fucking penguin.

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Calbel · 6d

Haha rip

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Trying to hang myself with the umbilical cord :(

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My 4th birthday cake is my first memory. It had the consistency of a rock, and the flavor of, well, cake. My dad hasn't baked a cake since.

Based on a true story, but memory is very unreliable over time.

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I remember being in a supermarket and said to my mum, "mummy, the person looks like a girl, but sounds like a boy. Is it a he or a she?"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Staring out the car window at the sky in one of those car seats made for baby's

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I remember when I was about five and I was watching Jimmy Neutron with my older brother in a dark corner eating pepperoni pizza.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 13d

One time in first or second grade, my friend told me about how much it hurt when soap was accidentally put on his penis hole...

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Linnon · 13d · Edited

Umm... okay then.

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Painting the fridge with yogurt.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

going into the garden, getting stung by nettles. I then went inside and my dad put a soothing lotion on it and told me to be careful. I went straight back outside just to get stung again

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

trying to push my younger sister out of a chair, using my head

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Anonymous Anonymous · 19d

When I was 6 some of the girls at my school were writing "One Direction" on the sidewalk. Also they drew arrows beneath the words"One Direction". Me, not knowing that One Direction was a band I followed the arrows and a lot of people looked at me with an expression "Wut thu hell is tht muthafuka doin?"

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My first memory is me crawling around the front yard of my house (We just moved in there). I lived in that house for 11 years now.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 25d

Throwing this toy truck onto a girl for no reason.

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Celebrating at my great grandmas funeral. I was three. (thought it was a party)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

When i was in year reception i used to steal a boy lunch box for no reason.

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Noump Noump · 28d

I remember from when i was 3 or 4 years old, I was walking through the hallway in my old house... literally I remember 5 seconds of 3-4 year old me walking down a hallway. Yes.

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Calbel · 28d

lol interesting first memory!

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