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Watching Walker Texas Ranger with my Grandpa when I was like 3

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Sportacus · 4d

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

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HornetSniper35 · 4d

YES

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I peed on my dad's mouth while he slept

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The first thing I remember was Christmas Day, 2009. It's funny because I'm way older than that.

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Calbel · 4d

How weird haha damn

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Muddy
Muddy · 1d

No shit, it's 2017 now.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

I was walking out the garage door, only to see my dad fall from the ceiling. He was putting stuff up there and fell, he survived but had to go to the emergency room.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

I was chased by a dog, and hurt pretty badly. For years I thought it was only a dream, because I didn't see scars or remember my recovery. I asked my parents recently, and was shocked to hear that it actually happened.

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I remember me and my cat were chasing a fly around the house, those things are hard to catch, especially for a baby, so I went at it for about an hour.

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Muddy Muddy · 7d

I was climbing the drawers to reach the top shelf where the cookies were. I ended up opening the drawer with my foot and I slipped and fell. On the upside, I got my cookie.

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Dusty · 7d

This could also go in 'Worth It'

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Smelling my brothers butthole.

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SirMemesALot · 6d

oh god

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

Riding in my stroller during rain when I was 2 years old

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farmarm farmarm · 9d

I was on a big bed, it was dark, and i was holding a blue glow in the dark action figure.

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Getting grounded for eating food with proper utensils.. I was 3-4 at the time.

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Calbel · 9d

Hahahaa funny first memory!

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I have proof that I have been an introvert all my life. It was my first birthday party and I was so excited. My mom bought these tiny cat stuffed animals as party favors and there was balloons everywhere. Eventually all the guests get there and keep coming up to me and wishing me a happy birthday and talking to me as you usually talk to babies. What I did? I screamed and cried and my mom picked me up and told everyone to give me some space. I kept crying. Some time later it's time for cake and I literally just stare at it with a blank face until I decide to cry again. It is probably the weirdest memory I have.

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Calbel · 11d

Interesting first memory hahaha

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My brother pushing my dogs down the stairs and breaking his or her legs. he was 4

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Zach Zach · 11d

pissing on my uncle while he change my nappie

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Calbel · 11d

poor guy

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I have this vivid memory of my brother and I bouncing around the living room chanting "shake your booty booty!" I was three. I don't know why I remember this.

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Calbel · 9d

Interesting first memory haha

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I remember standing in the doorway to my living room. Then I started walking around the room with a blank expression on my face, absolutely clueless. My parents probably looked at me weirdly, little did they know I had just realized that I existed and that was my first memory.

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Calbel · 12d

That's such an interesting first memory haha

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Calbel · 12d

Welcome to the site Rob :)

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Stood on the toilet seat with my arms crossed on top of the cabinet (we have a cabinet next to the toilet) And leaning on them. I was talking to a spider whom I named charlotte ( like every other spider I found ) because I was obsessed with charlottes web.

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This creepy old man who'd always honk his horn as he drove by while I walked to infant school

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Walkyo Walkyo · 13d

I was in preeschool stalking someone with snot hanging out of their nose...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

I remember waking up screaming and I could se a hole above me getting bigger, I could see light.

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