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Thaphoe Thaphoe · 2d

The snack that smiles back, even know their purpose was to get eaten and broken down into little pieces, then to soon dissolve in some stomach acid.

-Goldfish Crackers

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

basically kids hate a green tree that gives you energy
-Brocoli

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

A long, soft, curved, and delicious thing with a shell

-Bananas

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crunchy thing with things inside that fall out

-tacos

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softball colored and sized (about) fruit with insides that look like the blood of my enemies.

-Grapefruit

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Flesh from dead animals.
-Meat

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Thaphoe · 11d

BTW, I have nothing against people who eat it or meat. I actually eat meat myself.

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FluffyTorpedo · 11d

wow, i do too

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A slab of meat inside two pieces of bread.
Hamburger

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12d

Meat with some meat on it

Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs

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Noump Noump · 12d

Red ball thingies with a stick at the top

~Apples

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A round, dimpled yellow thing that's roughly the size of a large hemorrhoid.
-Lemon

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Squishy cold thing dumped on top of a bent waffle.
Ice cream.

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FluffyTorpedo FluffyTorpedo · 17d · Edited

A squishy circle with melty yellow things that usually has pig cricles
~ Pizza

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white udder juice that alot of people drink

Milk

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Mother Nature's idea of what candy is
Strawberry

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Anonymous Anonymous · 20d

Barely used as actual food, mostly used for sexual representation purposes and is named after a meat product that it has nothing to do with.

Eggplant.

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Dusty Dusty · 21d

A giant pile of slop and oats in your bowl. Sometimes has dinosaur eggs in it.

Oatmeal.

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Mr_Awesome_Riley Mr_Awesome_Riley · 22d · Edited

A nut that isn't a nut, but still has the word nut in it. Whoever named it must be a complete "nut". Hehe... sorry.
Coconut.

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Take the first letter off and it's not innocent anymore.

-Grape or Grapefruit

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Parasite infested meat that is fried and killed.
Bacon.

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Dusty · 21d

Congrats! You just ruined bacon for me, an American! I hope your happy!

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A fruit that has "apple" in the name but isn't a real type of apple.

-Pineapple

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