Boy: Girl... I have something to say...
Girl: Lemme guess...
Boy: I think... I have a Crush on you...
Girl: Wow, you are the same as the other boys. What makes you so special, huh?
Boy: Because... I have a Crush on you.
(Boy opens a bottle of Crush soda, and pours it over Girl's head)
(Boy is away)
Girl: He's actually pretty good...
Teacher: "Do you know anyone, who died in a german concentration camp?"
Paul: "Yes, I do. My great grandfather!"
Teacher: "Oh, you're jewish? I didn't know!"
Paul: "Oh, no. He was a guard, and fell drunk from a Tower."
Son: "Dad, do you want to know what the Pizza guy says to Mom, when you are at work?"
Dad: "Yes, I do..."
Son: "Well, that costs 10$..."
Dad sighs, and gives his son the Money. "So?"
Son: "He says 'good evening Mrs Miller. Here is your Pizza!' "
*A child asked to his father *
Child : Dad how many names does a human have?
Dad: Two names the first one his / her real name and second one his / her nickname.
Child: How many names do my mom have?
Dad: only one.
Child: No you are lying, she have a nick name.
Child: When you leave for your work, our neighbor calls her darling.