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Dusty Dusty · 9h

Roblox.

That's, uh... that's my joke. The end.

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Person 1: So, yesterday I was Hungary so I went Russian to the kitchen to get some Greece-y Turkey.
Person 2: There's Norway you did it. How long did it take your to Finnish your food?
Person 1: A while. The food Israel-ly good so Iran to the store to buy some more. But a-Spain-ful as it may sound, there was none. I'm Ghana Czech the store again today. Kenya come with me... what was your name again? Erica?
Person 2: Yes, America.

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WatermelonCat · 10h

Maybe you should make the last line be Yes, I America. That would make more sense lol

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Dusty Dusty · 1d

What does a nosy pepper do?

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Get jalapeno business.

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Dusty Dusty · 2d

I'm out of puns. I'll come back have I goat some more.

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Jello from the other side.
I mustard called a thousand times.
#FoodPuns

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Elmos_Cookie · 3d

Awwww, thanks Waffle. Cookie will definitely enjoy their stay.

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Waffle · 3d

Welcome to the website!Enjoy your stay :)

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During cooking class, my classmate accidentally spilled some peas onto the floor. He said, "Oops, I pead on the floor"

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My friend pointed out to my other friend that he had a hole in his shirt. He replied with: "Holy Shirt"

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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.

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Cyborgaming · 4d

... no

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Sportacus · 4d

Yes..

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Dusty · 1d

No, that's impossible. If that were true the North Pole wouldn't exist.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

I remember what my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket...
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Dusty · 1d

And there was a grenade in the bucket. He dead.

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What do you call an arctic animal with great hygene? The Molar Bear

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What did the snow man say to his friend when he didn't jump of the 3 foot ledge?

You've got sNOw balls!

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Calbel · 7d

oh dear hahaha

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Little Jimmy learned at school that you can black mail any adult by telling them, "I know your secret." He decided to go home and try this on his parents. When he got home, he went up to his Mother and told her, "I know your secret" She handed him $20 and told him "Not a word to your father." He was surprised that this occurred. He waited until his father got home and greeted him with "I know your secret." His father handed him $40 and said "Don't tell you mother, you understand?" He went to his room happy with his $60. Little Jimmy woke up the next morning and started to walk to school, he saw the mail man and decided to try his trick on him. He walked up to him and said. "I know your secret." The mail man promptly dropped all his mail and said "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

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What do you you call a cross between a human and a rainbow sea cow? Hue-Manatee

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

We Need a Key to open the Lock Ness Monster

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Middeh Middeh · 8d

What type of bagel can fly? A plane bagel.

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Middeh Middeh · 8d

You know why you should learn sign language? Because it's handy.

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teffy teffy · 9d

after osama bin laden was killed, the sun news paper had this as the front page Bin Bagged

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Dusty Dusty · 9d

What? Do you like talking about your eyes? No need to be so cornea bout it!

I'll see myself out.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

What did the bees say to the ghost? Boobies.

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Lorax Lorax · 10d

One does not simply make a long pokemon pun, without including Farfecht

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