Person 1: So, yesterday I was Hungary so I went Russian to the kitchen to get some Greece-y Turkey.
Person 2: There's Norway you did it. How long did it take your to Finnish your food?
Person 1: A while. The food Israel-ly good so Iran to the store to buy some more. But a-Spain-ful as it may sound, there was none. I'm Ghana Czech the store again today. Kenya come with me... what was your name again? Erica?
Person 2: Yes, America.
Little Jimmy learned at school that you can black mail any adult by telling them, "I know your secret." He decided to go home and try this on his parents. When he got home, he went up to his Mother and told her, "I know your secret" She handed him $20 and told him "Not a word to your father." He was surprised that this occurred. He waited until his father got home and greeted him with "I know your secret." His father handed him $40 and said "Don't tell you mother, you understand?" He went to his room happy with his $60. Little Jimmy woke up the next morning and started to walk to school, he saw the mail man and decided to try his trick on him. He walked up to him and said. "I know your secret." The mail man promptly dropped all his mail and said "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"