A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three..."
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Okay guys so one time this guy puked and I said "If he was a monster he'd be a vomitpire" and everyone laughed except for the guy, he died XD
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A man sees a hot girl on the street and asks her:
Man: Would you sleep with me for 4 million dollars?
Woman: For 4 million dollars?! Of course!
Man: And for 5 dollars?
Woman: No, what do you think what kind of girl am I?!
Man: We already know what kind of girl you are, we only have to settle on a price...
A fisherman is fishing in a river when a park ranger walks up to him.
Park ranger: sir, do you have a fishing license?
Fisherman: Oh no, these are my pet fish! Every week I bring them down to the river so they can swim around, then they hop in the bucket and we go back home.
Park ranger: well let's see it then.
The fisherman pours the bucket of fish into the river and they swim away. A few minutes later the ranger becomes impatient.
Park ranger: so when will the fish get back?
Fisherman: what fish?
This is me whenever I see someone from school anywhere but school.
Warning. Racial Joke ahead. Please don't get offended. It's just a joke.
Q: What do you call a black man on the moon?
Q: What do you call 10 black men on the moon?
Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved.