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evbe17 evbe17 · 7h

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes *whack* "Damnit!"
A bad skydiver goes "Damnit!" *whack*

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Where do chemists keep happy gas?
In COMICAL flasks...
-XTA

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Idunno Idunno · 1d

Mother: How was school today?
Kid: It was really great mom! Today we made explosives!
Mother: Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?
Kid: What school?

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Idunno Idunno · 1d

Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven, six...

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Idunno Idunno · 1d

A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three..."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

I was going to make a chemistry pun, but I was afraid I wasn't going to get a reaction

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Hey guys it's Anonymous back on Calbel.com with another post!
Don't forget to like and comment on my post and as always enjoy the post.

Okay guys so one time this guy puked and I said "If he was a monster he'd be a vomitpire" and everyone laughed except for the guy, he died XD

Okay guys so thank you for reading the post and as always don't forget to like and comment and this is Anonymous signing off.

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Idunno Idunno · 3d

Radio announcement: An airplane crashed into a nearby graveyard, the rescue team already found 500 bodies, but they're still digging.

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Idunno Idunno · 3d

A man sees a hot girl on the street and asks her:
Man: Would you sleep with me for 4 million dollars?
Woman: For 4 million dollars?! Of course!
Man: And for 5 dollars?
Woman: No, what do you think what kind of girl am I?!
Man: We already know what kind of girl you are, we only have to settle on a price...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

What car does a Viking drive?
A fjord

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A fisherman is fishing in a river when a park ranger walks up to him.

Park ranger: sir, do you have a fishing license?

Fisherman: Oh no, these are my pet fish! Every week I bring them down to the river so they can swim around, then they hop in the bucket and we go back home.

Park ranger: well let's see it then.

The fisherman pours the bucket of fish into the river and they swim away. A few minutes later the ranger becomes impatient.

Park ranger: so when will the fish get back?

Fisherman: what fish?

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Cyborgaming · 3d

I don't get it

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

What do you call a group of dead crows?
A murdered murder

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Dusty · 4d

Ha.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

This is me whenever I see someone from school anywhere but school.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

American: Ah, so you're from England? Do you drink tea with the queen?

English: Well, do you drink beer with the president?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

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Cilidiaz · 6d

I saw this joke before, it's one of my favourites. :)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

A dad is teaching his baby son how to bathe. The son struggles with the soap and it keeps on slipping out of his hands. He tells his wife, "Honey, please make sure he's a good kid, I don't want him to end up in jail".

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Person #1: You son of a BEACH!!!

Person #2: Hey, I'm a large lake!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

When someone uses modern slang
Me: Well shamalamadingdong back at you

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

What do you call a mad black SJW?
Niggered

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Warning. Racial Joke ahead. Please don't get offended. It's just a joke.

Q: What do you call a black man on the moon?
A: Problem.
Q: What do you call 10 black men on the moon?
A: Problems.
Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?
A: Problem solved.

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