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Why is my poop green

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Sometimes I like to tape my thumbs to my back and pretend I'm a T. rex

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

is the president a lizard.

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Why is there a presentation of a dead body.

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I hate it when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas on me.

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What's a boyfriend and where can I download one.

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Why is Nicolas Cage on the cover of a serbian biology textbook.

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Someone has been pissing on my game cube and I'm about to close the case.

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I feel like a pig shat in my head.

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Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think what wattage is my microwave.

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Is it normal to be sexually attracted to numbers.

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I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.

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What do I do if a ginger kid bites me.

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Why isn't eleven pronounced onety-one.

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Mr_Awesome_Riley · 9d · Edited

Wait a second. Why ISN'T it called onety-one?

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When I was seven I sat on a banana.

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I typed in "why do" and then a singular letter from my keyboard.
These are some of the results I got:

Why do testicles move.
Why do they wear wigs in court.
Why do unborn babies get hiccups.
Why do I fart so much.
Why do my nipple hurt.
Why do men have nipples.
Why do onions make you fart.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

Search: "I hope you get s"

I hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl

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Anonymous Anonymous · 17d

If you die in canada you die in real life?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 18d

I search this:
I think r
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i think siri is the most interesting orphan i have ever known

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