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You translate "hands up I have a flamethrower " witch sounds bad but in German it's "hande oke I hav a phopathather"

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_Saraphina_ · 8d

No. No. In German, it would be "Hände hoch, Ich habe einen Flammenwerfer". Maybe yours is Danish or dutch? I'm German, and that aren't even German words you wrote down.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

In a Mine Song meme video, someone Google translated the lyrics so much, that the line "The city street, both your feet" translated to "However 1/4 of Luxembourg, my feet smell like cheese"

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wrightentertainment · 14d

Lol

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Someone in my Italian class said "sono eccitante", meaning to say "I am excited", but our teacher erupted in laughter because "eccitante" is used to say someone is "aroused" rather than "enthusiastic" or "overjoyed".

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Keela Keela · 19d

Bröd och giffel.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

If you use google translate to translate monty pythons deadly joke from german to english, it says "fatal error"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

You know Johnny Depp? Well, his last name, Depp is a german word for "idiot".

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The Vietnamese translation of turd is "Dã man."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

Forge in Hindi is literally "banaana".
Also forgery is "jaalasaajee".

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

Anything in Afrikaans

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Noump Noump · 1mo

I put the song "Shiny" from the movie Moana through google translate 36 times, and in the end every 'shiny' was 'smartphone'.

(Is this what the category is for?)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Avocado means ball sooo guacamole means ball sauce

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Hospital in German- Krankenhaus

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Cilidiaz · 1mo

My favourite is the krankenwagen

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The_Arso_Squad · 1mo

I would guess that's ambulance

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Cilidiaz
Cilidiaz · 1mo

yeah :D

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Breast in Turkish is meme...

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In Japanese: Shi means four. Shi also means death. They usually use Yon instead.

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Embarrasado = pregnant in Spanish
desconcertado = embarrassed in Spanish

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Spanish

Año = year
Ano (without the accent mark) = anus

My Spanish teacher said this only once. It got stuck in my head.

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Hippo75300 · 15d

We had a guy at school called Anotida, but everyone called him Ano. A foreign exchange student thought it was a joke and asked why we were calling butt.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

In physics, Protons, Neutrons and electrons are made of Quarks. Quark is also a german dairy product.

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In my language (the one I'm creating), there are 18 personal pronouns:
Mi, Ti, Li, Mis, Tis, Lis, Ma, Ta, La, Mas, Tas, Las, Mo, To, Lo, Mos, Tos ans Los. The first 3 are I, you and he, all singular and masculine. The second set of 3 means us, you and them, all plural and masculine. The pronouns with "a" are the same, but feminine. Finally, the pronouns with "o" refers to someone who doesn't want his/her gender to be known, if undercover or if transsexual (of course, in that case, they decide if they want to be Mi, Ma or Mo). Also, the plural neutral (Mos, Tos and Los) are used when the group reffered to has guys and girls in it.

P.S.: I need a name for my language, any ideas?

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Waffle
Waffle · 1mo

Name it moltish

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Waffle · 1mo

Moltese and molt also work

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Cyborgaming · 1mo

I'll see

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In Finnish
heinäkuussa = in July
heinä kuussa = hay on the moon

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In Finnish, all month names are just words (usually nature related) followed by the word "kuu", meaning moon, but could also refer to a month because the Finnish word for month is kuukausi, which literally means moon season, but not as in the seasons that there are 4 of in a year, those are called vuodenajat, which literally means times of the year.

Also, the words "kuusi palaa" have like 9 meanings (there are pictures online explaining all the meanings). But basically "kuusi" could mean six, it could mean spruce and it could also mean your moon (as in kuu and then -si at the end, meaning your). But anyway, the Finnish word for December is joulukuu, which literally means Christmas moon. But then the Finnish word for Christmas tree is joulukuusi. But it could also mean your December.

The Finnish word for January is tammikuu, which literally means oak moon. And the word for your January is tammikuusi, which is basically just 2 tree species (oak spruce).

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