A place to submit how God created animals.
God: Hey you remember ants?
Angel: The scarily capable and intelligent insects that could probably take over the entire world and wipe out pretty much everything if they were bigger?
God: Yes! Them!
Angel: What about them?
God: Lets make them, but bigger!
Angel:* Are you actually joking what is wrong with you*
God creating the moth:
Angel: God, this butterfly is broken.
God: Leave it. I've made another one.
Angel: But what to I do with them? They're all grey and dusty and can't fly straight.
God: Just let them out at night...
God creating the ray:
Angel: Have you made the sharks yet?
God: ...Sort of...
Angel: AHHH! What did you do?!
God: I may have sat on the prototype... It looks cool though, I might keep it...
Angel: The poor things are flat as pancakes!
God: I know, so I gave a couple of them barbed tails to say sorry...
God creating the giraffe:
Angel: How's the African cow coming along?
God: Okay... I just want to make it different.
Angel: Give us a look then...
Angel: Whoa! You gave it horns!
God: What do you think?
Angel: It's a bit of a stretch...
God: Brilliant idea!
God creating the anglerfish:
Angel: AHHH! It's hideous!
God: I know, I thought that, so I'm making it live in the abyss so that no one can see it.
Angel: Okay, cool, but how will it see for itself?
God: Oh sh*t! I didn't think of that...
Angel: Could you give it a light?
God: You idiot! It's a fish! It can't hold things, it has fins...
Angel: Then... I dunno... Stick it on it's head...?
God: Uh... I guess...
God making the Angel.
God: Satan, I don't understand this E-mail you sent me. Yeah, I need slaves, but what's an "angel"?
Satan: Whoops, I misspelled "angle".
God: Screw it, that's what I'm calling them.
Satan: I should make my own slaves too...
God: What are you gonna call them?
Satan: I dunno.
God: I want a mole with wings!
Angel: So, it's above the ground? You know, moles can't see very well, you should probably give it Vision again!
God: BOOOORRIIIINNNGGG!!! Let it use echos or something. Call it similar to other animals out at night. Something that rhymes to cat and rat.
Angel: Bat maybe?
God: Yeah, whatever.