A place to submit how God created animals.
God: ok so you can make this one, but make sure it's unique and one of a kind
Angel: aha!! I know just the thing... ;)
God: good good, what are you thinking?
Angel: well it will be able to swim, I'll shove a weird beak on it and then give it fur with a weird flat wide tail cuz why not
God creating the snake:
GOD: Make an animal that hisses and somewhat looks like the human male reproduction organ
Angel: uhhh....ok then
GOD: Dont't forget to call it whatever his name was from Metal gear
GOD: No the other one
God creating the human:
GOD: Make it like me but it hates other versions of itself.
GOD: Make sure they all think different things about me
Angel: We don't have the capacity for that
GOD: I said, make shitty versions of me for fucks sake.
God: It needs to be fat and fast
Angel: how am I supposed to do that?
God: I don't care figure it out, make sure it has enough room in its mouth to be able to eat a seven year old in one bite
Angel: Um... ok
God: Okay, take a horse...
God: Now, make it sparkle!
Angel: Kay, done!
God: Now, give it a majestic horn!
Angel: Alright. Looks good to me!
God: Yeah, it's perfect. Now, make it only exist in peoples heads!
God creating mosquitoes.
God: This world is too perfect. We should add bloodsucking creatures that are really hard to hit.
God: Don't worry. It'll work out. Oh ya, also lets make it so that they reproduce really quickly.
Angel: You're making living hell.
God: Hey, let's make a living blob.
God:Also, make it a swimming creature that humans make fun of for looking like a lump of nothing.
Angel: But why?
God: Trust me, it's a good idea.
[God creating spiders]
God: How about a body with 8 legs, and it eats a bunch of bugs and stuff.
Angel: Ok dose not seem that bad.
God: It will also poop out its home that will also catch the bugs.
Angel: Um, that seems a bit weird.
God: Also, make some of them very hairy and have many eyes.
Angel: Ok, im done here.
Creating the Carolina parakeet:
God: Lets make a bird.
Angel: Make it a parrot!
God:*makes a colorful parrot*
God: Oh, by the way, it will be extinct by the year 1920.
(search carolina parakeet on google images.)