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Anonymous Anonymous · 17h

HowToBasic tutorials aren't meant to be taken seriously. I destroyed half of my house using those tutorials.

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On my eleventh birthday, my friend once told me he swallowed a Fruit Pastille without ever chewing it. On the way back from school, I had opened a gift I got from a distant relative, which turned out to be a box of Malteasers. Being the competitive 11-year-old I was, I tried to swallow a Malteaser without chewing it. However, my hubris got the better of me, so I began choking on my Malteaser and very nearly died. As my vision began to fade, my mother patted me on the back, not reallising I could have died had she not intervened. The Malteaser in my throat got forcefully ejected back out through my mouth and bounced off a window and landed on the dirty carpet in the car.

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Don't eat soup in the car. Especially when it's going over speed bumps.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Math. By taking a class every 12 years of school.

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If you make the smallest mistake in your grammar, you can't discuss anything. The only answers you will get afterwards are corrections.

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Making the computer password to long

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NapsterGastly NapsterGastly · 18d · Edited

I went to the Ladies Restroom at a mall because I had to pee. While I was waiting for one of the stalls to open, I saw a lady changing her baby's diaper while the baby was standing up. Because of that, I now know what a male baby's "Little Pringle/Ding Dong/Wiener/Exactly what you'd expect" looks like. I learned it the hard way.

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Cyborgaming · 18d

That's not the hard way. There could hve been worst.

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NapsterGastly · 18d

yeah, i know

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

Having a case on your phone does not mean it will not break.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

Fucking a bull, then getting pregnant, doesn't equal a Minotaur.

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Kyriome · 24d

What the f*ck?!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

Okay this has to be said atleast once.

Dick.

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Don't bend down too far while taking a shower, or the water will go up your nose.

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Linnon · 26d

Umm... how do you take your showers?

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Waffle · 25d

https://youtu.be/F5A5MJbfSgg

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Waffle · 25d

Well, this vid would only work if you don't know how to take a shower. But if you want to know how I do it, well... uhh... https://youtu.be/F5A5MJbfSgg there you go :)

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Linnon · 25d

Lol okay.

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Keela · 26d

It's worse if some shampoo is in that water that goes up your nose...

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Waffle · 25d

Not really, that shampoo can trigger a sneeze. It's more painful but it's shorter.

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Keela · 25d

I've had water with shampoo in it go up my nose. Ik it's painful.

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Waffle · 25d · Edited

I usually sneeze when this happens. I don't really think it's an allergic reaction since I've been using shampoo for a long time and I'm particularly healthy.

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Keela · 25d

It triggers irritation probably

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Anonymous Anonymous · 27d

If a bee is nearby, stand still until it goes away on its own. If a wasp is nearby, this is the worst thing you could do.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 27d

Never try to delete your porn history on your Mobile when your wifi is playing up it doesn't work.Trust me

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

yay they made my category!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

Caricatures aren't supposed to look like your face.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

Never have s*x with bulls.

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Idunno · 28d

Wtf...

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InvincibleForever · 28d

Uh...wtf?!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

What did you learn the hard way?

That copying the text in the submission box is not great.

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Waffle · 25d

I liked this post.#Irony

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

That Dusty has a temper.

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Cyborgaming · 28d

so true

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

Never take a bath in lit gasoline.

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Waffle · 25d

Wouldn't you be dead?

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Never try to break a tree branch by pushing on it, unless you like being bludgeoned in the face.

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