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Just play any of these with no context whatsoever

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In the middle of a deep conversation, just shout, "SHE WANTS THE DICK"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Yo waddup, I'm Jared, I'm nineteen, and I never fuckin' learned how to read

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An0ny An0ny · 1mo

Here's one:

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My favorites are the Yamal,the USCGC polar star, and the 50 let pobedy

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I love doing this and it works surprisingly well, say "can you tell me how to get, how to get..." and see if they finish it!

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What's your level on Clash Royale?

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Hey! Nice time to be alive, isn't it? Too bad I'm not...

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Nice to meet you! I'm gay

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5mo

Titanic...oh, wait...

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LATER BITCH! I'M GETTING FEATURED ON YIAY!

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NapsterGastly NapsterGastly · 6mo · Edited

Nice meeting you, I'm gonna go take a shit *leaves*

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so how do you want to die?

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wanna talk about memes?

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Dusty Dusty · 6mo

An ice pick.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7mo

I heard Icebreaker Mints has a new flavour.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm _____.

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The Doctor: You've swallowed a planet!

Amy: I'm pregnant.

The Doctor: You're huge!

Amy: Yeah, I'm pregnant!

The Doctor: Look at you: when worlds collide!

Amy: Doctor, I'm pregnant.

The Doctor: Oh, look at you both. Five years later, and you haven't
changed a bit! Apart from age, and size...

Amy: Oh, it's good to see you, Doctor.

The Doctor: Are you pregnant?

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Amy: What if the gravity fails?

The Doctor: I've thought about that.

Amy: And?

The Doctor: We'll all plunge to our deaths. See? I've thought about it! [examines the door] Ah, the security protocols are still live. There's no way to override them; it's impossible!

River: How impossible?

The Doctor: Two minutes.

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