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I heard Icebreaker Mints has a new flavour.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice! Hi, I'm _____.

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So... Do you like... Potatoes?

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The Doctor: You've swallowed a planet!

Amy: I'm pregnant.

The Doctor: You're huge!

Amy: Yeah, I'm pregnant!

The Doctor: Look at you: when worlds collide!

Amy: Doctor, I'm pregnant.

The Doctor: Oh, look at you both. Five years later, and you haven't
changed a bit! Apart from age, and size...

Amy: Oh, it's good to see you, Doctor.

The Doctor: Are you pregnant?

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Amy: What if the gravity fails?

The Doctor: I've thought about that.

Amy: And?

The Doctor: We'll all plunge to our deaths. See? I've thought about it! [examines the door] Ah, the security protocols are still live. There's no way to override them; it's impossible!

River: How impossible?

The Doctor: Two minutes.

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Amelia: If you're a doctor, then why does your box say "police"? [She gives him the apple. He bites it and spits it out.]

The Doctor: That's disgusting. What is that?

Amelia: An apple.

The Doctor: Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.

Amelia: You said you loved them.

The Doctor: No, no, no. I love yoghurt. Yoghurt's my favorite. Give me yoghurt. [Amelia runs, retrieves yoghurt and hands it to him. The Doctor opens it, gulps it down, then spits it out] I hate yoghurt! Just stuff with bits in it.

Amelia: You said that it was your favorite!

The Doctor: New mouth, new rules. It's like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes wrooong! Ahh! [his body spazzes and jerks in different directions]

Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?

The Doctor: Wrong with me? It's not my fault. Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish. Fry something! [Amelia turns on the stove and cooks.] Ahh, bacon. [Eats it and spits it out] Bacon. That's bacon. Are you trying to poison me? [Amelia cooking baked beans.] Ah, you see? Beans. [Eats then spits in sink.] Beans are evil! Bad, bad beans! [Amelia spreading butter on bread, looking sceptical] Bread and butter. [Smiling] Now you're talking. [The Doctor throws the plate of bread and butter out of the door like a Frisbee, cat howls, dog barks] And stay out!
[The Doctor paces in the kitchen while Amelia looks in the fridge.]

Amelia: Got some carrots...

The Doctor: Carrots?! Are you insane?! No, wait, hang on. I know what I need. [Searching the fridge] I need... I need... I need... [pulls out a box of fish fingers] fish fingers [takes out a carton of custard] and custard!

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Jackie: I'm in my dressing gown.

The Doctor: Yes, you are.

Jackie: There's a strange man in my bedroom.

The Doctor: Yes, there is.

Jackie: Well, anything could happen.

The Doctor: ...No. [He walks away]

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-Run

(a bit of running away from plastic monsters wothout saying anything)

-They're made of plastic. Living plastic creatures. They're being controlled by a relay device on the roof. Which would be a great big problem if--[he pulls a beeping bomb out of his coat] --I didn't have this. So I'm gonna go upstairs and blow it up. And I might well die in the process. But don't worry about me, no. You go home, go on! Go and have your lovely beans on toast. [suddenly serious] Don't tell anyone about this, 'cos if you do, you'll get them killed. [closes the door, then opens it again] I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

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Say please and sorry

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

Look at this one

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Calbel · 10d

lol good starting one

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