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The space race: A competition between two global superpowers to jump and miss the ground

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Calbel
Calbel · 2d

Good one =D

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Homework: Kids' torture

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Calbel · 2d

so accurate

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Maths : a subject no one cares about and hates

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Cilidiaz
Cilidiaz · 3d

That's not true, if you have a good Maths teacher, who explains the things you don't understand, you can love Maths. And Maths is important, and useful (not for everyone, but for most people).

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Cyborgaming · 3d

I have the BEST math teacher in the world! And it's true that simple math is not that interesting, but once you get to black holes, 4th dimension (if you can understand, of course), it is bloody amazing!

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Idunno
Idunno · 3d

My math teacher is...unique. The kid sitting next to me asked him a question and the teacher then just turned around and walked away. ??? Also, math is boring.

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Cilidiaz
Cilidiaz · 3d

Not for everyone. For me, it's boring, but because of our teacher. I love Maths if the teacher can teach.

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Idunno
Idunno · 3d

#calculators4ever

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Cyborgaming
Cyborgaming · 3d

#fractales4ever

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Word Study:
1. Useless weekly work from grades 1-8.
2. "Write these 20 words that you know 3x each and make a sentence with each of them and find all their definitions and tell me how many syllables are in each of them and if you mess up the test you're in trouble for not Studying!" -quote frome teacher.
3. The reason why you're reading the dictionary.
4. The least liked subject.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

History: "here's someone who was important 500 years ago because they said "stop stealing my food"and that started a fight that killed 0 people" or some dumb shit

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

School: 6-8 hours of learning things because "you NEED to" Synonyms: hell, torture, useless.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Account- Something I don't have. (Stolen from Cyborgaming)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Friend - A person that is nice to you, but in return you just laugh at them and insult them "jokingly"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Life - Something I don't have... :(

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Cyborgaming · 6d

account - something you don't have

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Stalk: (verb.) I knew you were going to look this up.

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Idunno · 6d

How did you know?

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Lego Brick: Harmful lifeless creatures which rule the floorboards at night.

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MrMeme MrMeme · 6d

Dab- THE CRINGIEST THING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

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KeelaLovesPandas · 6d

That shit annoys me. Like you look like a twat stop

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Idunno · 6d

I agree

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Popular Kid-A person considered as a part of male that shoots out urine by many people but the people who like the kid consider him something nice

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Lokin Lokin · 7d

There: An expression to express a location
Their: An expression to express something that belongs to something
They're:OH fuck this why do I even bother?

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Wikipedia: an information website that teachers think is unreliable and don't allow students to use it.

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Hater: 10 years old kid typing poorly spelled bad words in caps lock on a youtube video.

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Dusty
Dusty · 7d

Sounds about right.

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Muddy Muddy · 7d

Knight : A word that is poorly spelt, similar to knee, knock, kneel etc.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Icon Idea: A dictionary using a lie detector.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

Dabbing:
Dieing young

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Waffle Waffle · 8d · Edited

Ismelllikeshit123:Thank god this user isn't active right now.

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Cilidiaz
Cilidiaz · 8d

I don't think it's a good idea to provoke them...

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Waffle
Waffle · 8d

This user has collaborated with Wanker for a long time.They both made an excellent job at provoking us.Now I'm glad Ismelllikeshit123 is gone.I've had lots of fights with this dude.Remember what they did to the insults page?

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Waffle
Waffle · 8d

Wanker is still flooding the page to this day.Although it wasn't as frequent as when Ismelllikeshit123 is here.I even consider them worse than wanker honestly.Mainly because of how much wanker is susceptible to being roasted by me.

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Waffle
Waffle · 8d · Edited

If you go to this link right here:"https://www.calbel.com/post/2o0Uvk6v" and check the replies,you can see that I've roasted wanker twice.If you copy an paste the link and remove the quotation marks you can see what I mean.

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Cilidiaz
Cilidiaz · 8d

I know, but still, I don't think posting about them is a great idea...

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Moustacher
Moustacher · 6d

I roasted him here 'https://www.calbel.com/post/EGFTo7PY'.

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FluffyTorpedo · 8d

Waffle, i will join u in this

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