A place to share definitions If Dictionaries Were Honest
This is how the urban dictionary thinks what an apple, pineapple and Angus (i changed some bits of the meaning so it's not inappropriate
Apple:THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR CUP WILL SHATTER
Pineapple:A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition
Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.
Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I
Angus: 1. A brand of beef
2. Guitar player for AC/DC
3. MacGyver's first name
1. i had some nice angus beef burgers
2. Angus was a kickass guitar hero
3. There written in flame on a castle wall, was his name: Angus! "Oh," said a maiden, "it's a beautiful name." "Maybe in your time," MacGyver replies, "but where I come from... "