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Maybe (adverb) -

1. A statement used to get someone's hopes up, especially if it's someone you don't like.
2. A polite way of saying no.

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Masticate
/ˈmastəˌkāt/
Heehee it sounds like masturbate

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Dumb
/dum/
Team 10
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Idiot
/ideot/
Jake Paul
----------------------------------------------------England
/england/
Nick Crompton's City
----------------------------------------------------Litty
/litte/
1.Idiot 2.Dumb 3.England

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Feminism
/ˈfɛmɪnɪz(ə)m/

An organisation which has given women the right to verbally abuse men instead of campaigning for Women's Rights as they were originally meant to

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Prank
[prangk]
noun
1. An excuse to do anything you want
/"It's just a prank, bro"/

see: Joke

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Madzie2000 · 5d

Joke: [johk] Something that is said to be amusing but can easily cause offense or be misconstrued

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

genders: there's two of them

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_Saraphina_ · 6d

That isn't really an accurate description. That would mean that everything where there are two of would be genders. But my eyes aren't gender. My legs aren't either. What about "The state of being male or female"?

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Cyborgaming
Cyborgaming · 6d

do you know what humor is?

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robtheballoonguy · 3h

is that supposed to be funny or something

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

METHIONYLTHREONYLTHREONYGLUTAMINYLARGINYL…ISOLEUCINE: You dont need to know what METHIONYLTHREONYLTHREONYGLUTAMINYLARGINYL…ISOLEUCINE is

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Americanisation |əmɛrɪk(ə)nʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n|
(n) The replacing of letter S with the letter Z and the subtraction of the letter U.

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Dictionary |ˈdɪkʃ(ə)n(ə)ri|
(n) If you're seriously not sure by this point, just Google it...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

Penis:
1. An organism that is very hard and awkward to deal with at times.
2. Device that takes its instruction from mysterious ways beyond out control
3. Dangly man sausage

See also: Man wand

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

Dictionary: ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... dictionary.exe has crashed

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Anonymous Anonymous · 20d

Calculus: A math class that you all will take in high school that will be a waste of time, and like most subjects, you will be told that hardcore math will help you in life instead of learning what the fuck taxes are. See: Algebra, Math, Geometry, Pre-Algebra

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Anonymous Anonymous · 20d

Feminists: people who get triggered easily because they think women should be equal to men, and support their beliefs with bias statements and factless lies

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Cyborgaming · 20d

Woah, there! The feminists who speak out the most are like that, but most aren't. It's a stereotype that gets more and more accepted in the world. So please, consider this!

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CrystalMajestica · 20d

And that they ignore men's issues and make women superior to men which is not equality.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

Antidisestablishmentarianism-dictionary.jpg has crashed.

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School - 1. seven hours where older people give kids lectures about stuff they put on papers and tell you to answer to see how smart you are
2. Seven hours without anime

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realcureconquest · 1d

Or six hours, depending on where you live.

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Keela · 1mo

Your school day is 7 hours long??

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7th grade - A popularity contest that's extremely hard to win.

(If you get this reference, I like your soul :D)

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Linnon · 1mo

I don't go for popularity.

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InvincibleForever · 24d

Me either.

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wrightentertainment · 1mo

It is veeery hard to win.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Me:looks at any immature/sexual/curse word
Dictionary:You shouldn't be looking at these! There bad words!
Me: Bad words! (Does everything spongebob does in the episode sailor mouth)

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Reading: you know how to do it if you understand this definition

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Muddy Muddy · 1mo

Dictionary : Why the fuck are you looking this up you stupid cunt? You know what it fucking is, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this in the first place.

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Penis: mines bigger than yours. Stop looking this word up you immature twat

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