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antidisestablishmentarianism

what the even fuck i don't have time for this right now who even cares what this word means

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bich
/bɪx/

n. A subscriber, watcher or fan of the YouTube channel jacksfilms. origin YGS #1, misspelling of bitch
Plural biches /bɪxəs/ or /bɪxəz/

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

lshtiwpmaideri

-laughing so hard that I was peeing myself and I didn’t even realize it

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fun (fun) n.

-F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime at all down here in the deep blue sea!

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Doctor who [dɒktɑ hu] n.m.:

British creation of god

"I watched doctor who and it was amazing!"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 27d

Crossy Road (cros-ē rōd) n.

-modern day frogger

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Vine (vīn) n.

-6 second YouTube

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

deep sleep (dēp slēp) n.

- magic coma

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

The Emergency Alert System: Failed In Hawaii

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friend(s) (noun)
something that you want but cannot get.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

lol (noun) el-ō-el
1( Barely funny.
2( Doesn’t mean anything.

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Emptiness (n) (emp-tē-nis)
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Friends - Someone who can come into your house at any time, eat all of your food, and do stupid stuff with and be fine with it.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

lol

I think that’s kind of funny, but whatever.

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Tease (noun)

Doing something rude with an excuse so that it isn’t a bad thing.

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Father In Law:
Dad in Jail

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

This is how the urban dictionary thinks what an apple, pineapple and Angus (i changed some bits of the meaning so it's not inappropriate
Apple:THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR CUP WILL SHATTER

Pineapple:A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition
Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.

Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I

Angus: 1. A brand of beef
2. Guitar player for AC/DC
3. MacGyver's first name
1. i had some nice angus beef burgers
2. Angus was a kickass guitar hero
3. There written in flame on a castle wall, was his name: Angus! "Oh," said a maiden, "it's a beautiful name." "Maybe in your time," MacGyver replies, "but where I come from... "

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Imbecile - Someone who broke your phone, ate all your food and accidentally destroyed your house

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

Calbel:
See Cowbelly

Cowbelly:
See Calbel

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Faggot
That person at a party who cock blocks you.
The person who team kills in a video game.
Anyone who goes out of their way to make a good time seem miserable.

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