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A place to submit funny insults.
'Why did the chicken cross the road?'
'To get to the ugly witch's house!'
You’re acting just like Wu, the kid who hung himself using Spider-Man’s semen.
Pfft, as if. Your cooking should be CORDONED off.
Person 1: You know what you are, right?
Person 2: A human?
Person 1: No, you're an idiot sandwich
You're as broke as the Mcdonalds ice cream machine!
You know what the difference between you and the sun is? The sun is hot.
HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?
Ya fuckin' buttercup
“Eat my balls ya fat fuck”
I have a habit of calling my friends "dickwhistles."
Eat my ass ya lactating cheez it.
The true meaning of the word idiot is someone who has an IQ of 25 or less.
Ur so ugly your reflection quit the job...
Me: You are a dim witted imbisile
Them: y...you are.... Stupid
Me: how do you spell that
Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory
Roaste: your fat
Me: gaze apon the field in which I grow my fucks and behold it is barren
You're so fat, that when you step on a scale, Buzz Lightyear pops out and says "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!"
It's not like I hate you, but if I had a bucket of water, and you were on fire, I'd drink the water.