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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

The good side to being blind is that they don't have to see your face, too bad they can still smell you

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

People call you handsome and smart, in the Bizarro world

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

You must have set the world record for lowest IQ

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

Nobody reminds me of ugly as much as you

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1h

A lot of people went home sick because they saw your ugly face

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6h

If there were only two life jackets left..... I would miss you

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You need Jesus.

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Muddy Muddy · 1d

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

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CrystalMajestica · 19h

This rhyming. XD

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CAMPID CAMPID · 4d

my science teacher strikes again with to those who don't listen ''they will be flipping patties in mac Donald's while we get real jobs''.

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*Ding* *Dong* your new mom and dad is here

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Person: Why do you even like video games? Nerd!

Me: Name any video game.

Person: Well, I saw my brother playing this dumb game...

Me: Don't judge by one dumb game. That's like saying humans suck because you're one of them.

Friends:OOOOOOOO (ROASTED)

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Muddy Muddy · 7d

Person 1 : I want my tombstone to read "mistakes were made."

Person 2 : Wasn't that already on your birth certificate?

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Dusty · 7d

Savage.

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Person: roast me
Me: sorry i'm a vegitarian I don't roast pigs

Person:how was your test?
Me: I failed
Person:HAHAHAHAH idiot
Me: i don't know why you're laughing, your dads condom failed.

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Wanker Wanker · 8d

Try and keep your legs together you worthless whore.

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Moustacher · 8d · Edited

These aren't even good insults. Why don't you take a minute and think of a post worth reading. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure you are capable of such a request. I don't care much about attention-seekers and especially immature ones like you, but let me make it clear, you are not wanted here. Seeing people like you makes me lose faith in our civilization, get a life, man. I don't care if trolling people around makes you laugh, I hope you step on a Lego brick this night.

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FluffyTorpedo · 8d

Wancock

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You are what you eat that's. That's why you are a dick.

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Hey white cracker get your ass over here!

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Someone: shut your taco ass up

Me: Shut Cho short ass up, I bet you can't get any tall girls

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teffy teffy · 11d

the only thing that your the fastest at was your sperm reaching the egg

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teffy teffy · 11d

your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

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If I multiplied your IQ by 2, it would still be the same number.

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Dusty · 11d

I don't get it... that doesn't work...

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SirMemesALot · 11d

2 x 0. Get it now?

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Dusty · 11d

Yes. Now I do. (Somehow I feel stupider)

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SirMemesALot · 11d

Lol

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