You must be signed in to see your user information. Sign in
A place to submit Jokes.
I can’t believe people haven’t stopped making outdated things yet. Seriously, it’s 2017.
USING ALL CAPS IN STUPID!!!
why did captain hook cross the road?
to get to the second hand shop
Person 1: I can't wait any longer!
Person 2: wow, YOU would be a bad doctor
Person 1: and why's that!?
Person 2: for one thing, you have no patients
What’s the difference between a Dr. Seuss book and Angry Birds?
One has green eggs and ham. The other has green ham and eggs.
Steven Hawkins walks into a bar..
Have you seen the movie called "Constipation"?
Nah it hasn't came out yet
What did the man who could chop things in half with his eyes say?
I saw it with my own eyes!
Where do superheroes store information?
On flash drives!
There was a kind Italian who liked saying goodnight to people, but they weren't always like that: they were bonna notte person!
What do you call a clown who's good with money?
Some time ago I went to the fortune teller.
A sign outside his house said: "The great Salamin sees everything and knows everything!".
I knocked on the door.
"Wow, what a good start..."
In Soviet Russia, candles light you!
I sold a boomerang to Idunno. He's gone mad because he can't throw away the old one.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded
(I know Chuck Norris jokes are dead)
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week? Because the rest of them are weak days.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat?
Because if they fell forward they'd land in the boat
What did the intelligent skeleton say to the not-so-intelligent skeleton?
"I have a calcium rod to pick with you!"
my life :/
What type of phones do bunnies use?