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Dusty Dusty · 9h

Roblox.

That's, uh... that's my joke. The end.

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Dusty Dusty · 1d

What does a nosy pepper do?

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Get jalapeno business.

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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.

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Cyborgaming · 4d

... no

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Sportacus · 4d

Yes..

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Dusty · 1d

No, that's impossible. If that were true the North Pole wouldn't exist.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

I remember what my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket...
"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Dusty · 1d

And there was a grenade in the bucket. He dead.

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What did the snow man say to his friend when he didn't jump of the 3 foot ledge?

You've got sNOw balls!

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Calbel · 7d

oh dear hahaha

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Little Jimmy learned at school that you can black mail any adult by telling them, "I know your secret." He decided to go home and try this on his parents. When he got home, he went up to his Mother and told her, "I know your secret" She handed him $20 and told him "Not a word to your father." He was surprised that this occurred. He waited until his father got home and greeted him with "I know your secret." His father handed him $40 and said "Don't tell you mother, you understand?" He went to his room happy with his $60. Little Jimmy woke up the next morning and started to walk to school, he saw the mail man and decided to try his trick on him. He walked up to him and said. "I know your secret." The mail man promptly dropped all his mail and said "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

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Middeh Middeh · 8d

What type of bagel can fly? A plane bagel.

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Middeh Middeh · 8d

You know why you should learn sign language? Because it's handy.

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Lorax Lorax · 10d

One does not simply make a long pokemon pun, without including Farfecht

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KeelaLovesPandas KeelaLovesPandas · 10d · Edited

'If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying: "Look, I just need space" then you're wasting everyone's time' - LadBible, Instagram

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Did you know more people with no hands fall off a swing more than people with hands.

Mind = Blown

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Dusty Dusty · 11d

Guy 1: So, what's the fear of spiders called again?
Guy 2: Arachnophobia.
Guy 1: What about heights?
Guy 2: Acrophobia.
Guy 1: And clowns?
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Guy 2: Common sense.

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URockMyWorld
URockMyWorld · 11d

XD

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Zach Zach · 11d

my life .... :)

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Idunno · 11d

Hahahahhahahazachahahhahahahaha, great one ;)

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Zach · 11d

thanks guys :)

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Idunno Idunno · 13d

Going into a teenager's room is like going to IKEA. You only go there to look around, but you'll end up with 6 cups, 2 plates, a towel, and some cutlery...

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KeelaLovesPandas · 13d

You always got to buy something when you go to IKEA

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"I'm going to build my own theme park, with Blackjack and hookers!"

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marmota · 4d

isn't dat Vegas?

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Student: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: Say your ABCs first.
Student: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXY and Z!
Teacher: Where's the P?
Student: Running down my leg!

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Idunno · 13d

a á b c cs d dz dzs e é f g gy h i í j k l ly m n ny o ó ö ő p q r s sz t ty u ú ü ű v w x y z zs ;)

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Virus_33516 · 13d

Donald Trump.

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Idunno · 13d

Wait....ARE YOU DONALD TRUMP?!

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Virus_33516 · 13d

No.

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Virus_33516 · 13d

Wait... are you calling me funny? Thanks! :D

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Idunno
Idunno · 13d · Edited

That's not what I sai...Yeah, you are funny.

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Virus_33516 · 13d

Thank you! :D

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Idunno · 13d

hahaha XD

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Idunno · 13d

*awkward silence*

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Virus_33516 · 12d

Lol.

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Idunno
Idunno · 12d

Lol

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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce

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Yaboku Yaboku · 14d

What's the difference between a snowMan and a snowWoman?

Snow balls

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Did you hear about Ronald McDonald's latest arrest?

He tried to stick his Big Tasty in Wendy's Hot 'N' Juicy.

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-What kind of photos do turtles tak
-I don't know
-Selfies

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Dusty
Dusty · 18d

I don't get it.

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The_Arso_Squad · 11d

I get it being "shellfies" correct me if I'm wrong

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