Bank Owner: If you want to make a bank account you'll have to tell me your full name
Bank Owner: Last Name?
Bank Owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: PUT YOUR HANDS UP GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY
I went to an arab-american comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. He said "I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see someone else's god?"