A place to share stories where Karma happened.
I was over by the swingset at my old school, during reecess and I saw a spider.Being the nine year old that I was, yelled out to the whole world asking: "who likes spiders?" No answer, as expected. A kid came up to me and said,"You fail at life." I responded with a thank you, to annoy him. He went over to a swing, and started swinging he fell off and started to cry and nobody cared.
Freind: punches me
Me : I slap him round the face went flying into a wall he is crippled for life
My brain: when I slapped him he hit the wall
Do I have super powers
Two days later
Bully: attacks me
Me: I slap him nothing happens then he fell down his face was purple
My brain : I think am a Demi-god
One time, I was on For Glory in Smash 4 a.k.a Super Smash Bros for Wii U and I was playing as Bayonetta. The first few matches, I lost. Then, I started winning. The same person that I was fighting against, picked Bayonetta as their character, assuming that they're starting to get salty. In For Glory, you have two lives. This person KO'd me once. They taunted. Again, I assumed that they were being salty. They had 1 life left. Then I KO'd them and I won the match. The lesson?
TAUNT TO GET BODIED!!!
Went to get dressed when I discovered that all the pockets had been ripped out of my jeans. When I asked who did it, I instinctively turned to the youngest of my nieces, and she denied doing anything. At that same moment, she liquid-pooped herself, ruining her newest/favourite dress in the process.
Annoying boy next to me on airplane farts. It smelled like a dying carcass in a dumpster surrounded by spoiling food. Other times on the plane he acted like a total retard. When all the people got off the plane, except for that retard(the pilot got off too, not sure why), the plane burst into flames and he died.
Decides to be lazy and instead of carrying empty grocery bag down the stairs to the door, toss the grocery bag and watch it slowly float down to the door
Grocery bag floats the wrong way and goes all the way down the stairs, past the door
Have to go all the way down to carry the bag (weighing about 1 gram) back up to the door
I was on a trip in Mexico and my family and I came to some brick stairs. A sign clearly said not to step on the elevated brick railing. I kept doing exactly what the sign said not to do until on the last day of the trip I took the wrong step,fell, and got a bad wound on my knee.
So this kid in my section of the band, tuba said some really perverted stuff and started punching the other two and was about to punch the back of my head but I dodged, his hand went by my face, grabbed his hand and flipped him on his back over my shoulder. The other two shoved his head in his tuba.