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evbe17 evbe17 · 1d · Edited

On my death bed, I'm going to make the sound that pacman makes when he dies.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

I love cheesecake, I love cheesecake at night time, real late at night

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Keela · 2d

11:59PM real late or....

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Idunno Idunno · 2d

Delete my calculator history...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

Delete my search history

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

Wait, did I attach a harness?

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I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK! BUT DID YOU LISTEN!? NO!

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peace out, losers

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Cliff diving without water is so much safer; there's no way you can drown

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Why else would they be called "parachute pants"?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

If we put this meat on our bodies, the wolves will think we're dead cows and leave us alone

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Let's go to Tijuana

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Cake cant hurt anybody right, just let me have a little bit more hehehe

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So you're telling me.... that wasnt water

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InvincibleForever · 11d

No. No it wasn't.

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FluffyTorpedo · 11d

Xd

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InvincibleForever · 11d

XD

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InvincibleForever · 11d

It was actually a very toxic poison that looks like water, but why do you care?

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FluffyTorpedo · 11d

cuz i dranks eait Xddddd

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Dexzernq79 · 6d

but what if it was pee and you're bear grylls?

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FluffyTorpedo · 3d

then it was pee and i was bear grylls XD

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Anonymous Anonymous · 13d

I may or may not have.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 13d

Watch This

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Keela Keela · 13d

Wife: "How do I look?"
Husband: "You look good."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 13d

Wife: I bet my life that I am right and my husband is wrong!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 13d

Wow! You're such a wimp! I bet you can't even pinch me!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 13d

I'LL BE BACK!!!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 13d

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe!

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