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A place to share what your Last Words would be.
On my death bed, I'm going to make the sound that pacman makes when he dies.
I love cheesecake, I love cheesecake at night time, real late at night
11:59PM real late or....
Delete my calculator history...
Delete my search history
Wait, did I attach a harness?
I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK! BUT DID YOU LISTEN!? NO!
peace out, losers
Cliff diving without water is so much safer; there's no way you can drown
Why else would they be called "parachute pants"?
If we put this meat on our bodies, the wolves will think we're dead cows and leave us alone
Let's go to Tijuana
Cake cant hurt anybody right, just let me have a little bit more hehehe
So you're telling me.... that wasnt water
No. No it wasn't.
It was actually a very toxic poison that looks like water, but why do you care?
cuz i dranks eait Xddddd
but what if it was pee and you're bear grylls?
then it was pee and i was bear grylls XD
I may or may not have.
Wife: "How do I look?"
Husband: "You look good."
Wife: I bet my life that I am right and my husband is wrong!
Wow! You're such a wimp! I bet you can't even pinch me!
I'LL BE BACK!!!