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My brother can never tell when a girl is flirting with him even after someone else tells him that they obviously like him and were flirting.

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If a woman asks a man what they are thinking, the man will almost always respond with: "Nothing." Women can't have that. They psychologically lack the ability to do nothing. Imagine a woman's brain as a large spider web. Everything is connected to everything, allowing for endless conversation, while a man's mind is more like an attic full of boxes. You can only look at one box at a time, which is why men can sit there and do seemingly mundane tasks for ridiculous amounts of time, and not be fazed in the slightest by it. But men also have a section of their brain that is dedicated to nothing. A nothing box, if you will. So if a man is asked about what he was thinking about five seconds ago. It was probably nothing.

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Hey, look at the size of tht chicks rack. DAMN

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Muddy Muddy · 4mo

how tf did this category even come to exist?

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evbe17 evbe17 · 7mo

*Finds dirty shirt crumpled on ground*

*Picks up shirt folds it and puts it in dresser*

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7mo

Either it being this or that gender, humans in general just make stuff because they don't feel like spending a century, more or less without doing anything.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7mo

go to worst places to go

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*Guys have a sleepover*

Plays video games all night long

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Man: what's wrong
Woman: I don't want to talk about it.
Man's thoughts: what did I do wrong today??
*woman is really just bummed that a book character died*

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Man: I will not cry
Me: it's ok to cry
Man: I know.
Man: but I won't.
(His is not all men)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8mo

*Man Looks In Mirror*

Man: I'm handsome!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8mo

Man: Okay, here's your saucy food! *Gets Sauce On Hands While Preparing and Licks Them Off*

Woman: Ew! It's dirty with your saliva!

Man: What do you mean? *Keeps Licking*

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8mo

Smell it. Still not bad? Use it again.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8mo

Men are always logical.

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First

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