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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Rock the Casbah by The Clash
Actual: Rock the Casbah
Misheard: Fuck Casper

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Thaphoe Thaphoe · 1d

Send My Love (To Your New Lover) - Adele

Actual: I'm giving you up, I've forgiven it all...
Misheard: I'm giving you a bath, forgiving it all...

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evbe17 evbe17 · 3d · Edited

Thunder-Imagine Dragons
Actual: Thunder feel the thunder
Misheard: Panda feed the panda

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MacintoshPlus · 3d

Help me gather the bamboo

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evbe17 evbe17 · 3d · Edited

Holding Onto You-twenty one pilots
Actual: I fight it a lot and it seems a lot like flesh is all I've got
Misheard: I farted a lot and it seems a lot like flesh is all I've got

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XenoXTA XenoXTA · 3d

When I was really little, I thought that "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees was actually "Stanley knife", which is a type of box cutter...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

With my feelings on fart, guess I'm a bad liar

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

One song said, "Don't try this yourself. Its extremely dangerous." I thought it said, "Don't try this whistle. Its extremely big."

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

Katy Perry - Dark Horse

Instead of hearing 'there's no going back' I heard ' there's no garlic bread's. Katy Perry is a fascist

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Anonymous Anonymous · 8d

Zayn- Pillow Talk

Actual: Paradise, was wrong
Misheard: Para die wasn't on
Another misheard: Peridot was on

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Thaphoe Thaphoe · 8d · Edited

Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You

Actual: Push and pull like a magnet.
Misheard: Put shampoo like a mag-net-ic.

Actual: Come on be my baby, come on.
Misheard: Come on, be my baby Goomba.

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Thaphoe · 8d

If you didn't know, Goombas are those brown walking mushrooms in Mario. Just in case anyone was confused.

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Dusty · 8d

Yeah, I knew. But some people here are just so... Uncultured.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12d

AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Actual Lyrics: Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
Misheard: Dirty Deeds, Done with sheep!

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"Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Original: I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboard
Misheard: I bought a sea blanket, then I bought a Mii board

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Dusty Dusty · 18d

Funkytown - Lipps Inc.

Original: Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it

What I hear: Well, I taco body, taco body
Taco body, taco body

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NapsterGastly NapsterGastly · 18d · Edited

Blank Space-Britney Spears
Original: Got a long list of Ex lovers. They'll tell you I'm insane
Misheard: Got along with Starbucks lovers. They'll tell you I'm insane

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XenoXTA · 3d

This is iconically Taylor Swift. I'm not quite sure how you came to think this was by Britney Spears...

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InvincibleForever · 12d

I'm sorry for correcting you, but this song is by Taylor Swift, not Britney Spears. Once again, I'm sorry for correcting you.

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Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls
Original - And all I can taste is this movement.
Misheard - And all I can taste is this smoothie.

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Happy Together - The Turtles
Original - I can't see me loving nobody but you for all my life.
Misheard - I can't see me loving somebody like you for all my life.

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InvincibleForever InvincibleForever · 19d · Edited

You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
Original - It's not fair, to deny me, of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
Misheard - It's not fair, to deny me, of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.

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We Built This City - Jefferson Starship
Original - We built this city on rock and roll.
Misheard - We built this city on sausage rolls.

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Hippo75300 · 19d

Where is this city I need to find it!

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InvincibleForever · 19d

XD

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XenoXTA · 18d

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 22d

Attack on Titan Opening:
MISHEARD: Take the sex with the bees and the eagles!
ACTUAL: Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jaeger!
Yep, that's the actual. Go search it up XD.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

Teenagers-MCR
Original: So darken your clothes and strike a violent pose
Misheard: So take off your clothes and strike a violent pose

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