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A place to share Misheard Lyrics.
Rock the Casbah by The Clash
Actual: Rock the Casbah
Misheard: Fuck Casper
Send My Love (To Your New Lover) - Adele
Actual: I'm giving you up, I've forgiven it all...
Misheard: I'm giving you a bath, forgiving it all...
Actual: Thunder feel the thunder
Misheard: Panda feed the panda
Help me gather the bamboo
Holding Onto You-twenty one pilots
Actual: I fight it a lot and it seems a lot like flesh is all I've got
Misheard: I farted a lot and it seems a lot like flesh is all I've got
When I was really little, I thought that "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees was actually "Stanley knife", which is a type of box cutter...
With my feelings on fart, guess I'm a bad liar
One song said, "Don't try this yourself. Its extremely dangerous." I thought it said, "Don't try this whistle. Its extremely big."
Katy Perry - Dark Horse
Instead of hearing 'there's no going back' I heard ' there's no garlic bread's. Katy Perry is a fascist
Zayn- Pillow Talk
Actual: Paradise, was wrong
Misheard: Para die wasn't on
Another misheard: Peridot was on
Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You
Actual: Push and pull like a magnet.
Misheard: Put shampoo like a mag-net-ic.
Actual: Come on be my baby, come on.
Misheard: Come on, be my baby Goomba.
If you didn't know, Goombas are those brown walking mushrooms in Mario. Just in case anyone was confused.
Yeah, I knew. But some people here are just so... Uncultured.
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Actual Lyrics: Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
Misheard: Dirty Deeds, Done with sheep!
"Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Original: I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboard
Misheard: I bought a sea blanket, then I bought a Mii board
Funkytown - Lipps Inc.
Original: Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
What I hear: Well, I taco body, taco body
Taco body, taco body
Blank Space-Britney Spears
Original: Got a long list of Ex lovers. They'll tell you I'm insane
Misheard: Got along with Starbucks lovers. They'll tell you I'm insane
This is iconically Taylor Swift. I'm not quite sure how you came to think this was by Britney Spears...
I'm sorry for correcting you, but this song is by Taylor Swift, not Britney Spears. Once again, I'm sorry for correcting you.
Iris - The Goo Goo Dolls
Original - And all I can taste is this movement.
Misheard - And all I can taste is this smoothie.
Happy Together - The Turtles
Original - I can't see me loving nobody but you for all my life.
Misheard - I can't see me loving somebody like you for all my life.
You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
Original - It's not fair, to deny me, of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
Misheard - It's not fair, to deny me, of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
We Built This City - Jefferson Starship
Original - We built this city on rock and roll.
Misheard - We built this city on sausage rolls.
Where is this city I need to find it!
It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll...
Attack on Titan Opening:
MISHEARD: Take the sex with the bees and the eagles!
ACTUAL: Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jaeger!
Yep, that's the actual. Go search it up XD.
Original: So darken your clothes and strike a violent pose
Misheard: So take off your clothes and strike a violent pose