A place to share Misheard Lyrics.
Real lyrics: And when I meet Thomas Jefferson, I'ma' compel him to include women in the sequel!
Misheard(for me): And when I become Miss Jefferson, I'ma' compel him to include women in the sequel!
Is this just me? I guess my mind went to "become miss Jefferson" because they’re looking for a mind at work.
real lyrics: I repressed that time| I locked it all inside| I locked it all inside| ‘Cause it’s easier to hide
my hearing: I repressed that time| I lactate all the time| I lactate all the time| ‘Cause it’s easier to hide
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
Real lyric: All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
Misheard: Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names
God, Olive's a dick to Rudolph
Original Lyrics: "I'm blue dabba de dabba di
I would beat off a guy
I believe I'm a pie
If I was green I would die
I would pee on my wife
I'm in need of a dime
If I would bleed I would die
I got beat up and died
I'm a geek on a diet
I believe I can fly
I want Bieber to die