A place to share Monday Moments.
I couldn't find my computer mouse so I googled "mouse"
Peeled a banana.Had the banana peel in my left hand and the banana in my right. I wanted to throw the peel away, ended up throwing the banana.
Put my socks on my hands. Took me solid 5 seconds to realize what's wrong.
In food tech at school we were making victoria sponge cake. I dropped a spoon while stirring the mixture.
Absentmindedly, I reached into the mixture with both hands. Turn out, the spoon didn't fall into the bowl - it fell to the side.
I just shoved both hands into the cake mixture whilst staring the teacher DIRECTLY in the eyes.
I remember back in middle school, we had to take a test every Monday (bad decision). It was a multiple choice test, and it was asking for the order of something. I wrote down the correct answer, but decided to choose the answer which was completely unrelated to the correct one.
Washed the skin of a nectarine before rushing out the door. I later bit into it while staring at my phone, and was confused by the taste/texture until I realized that I grabbed a clementine from the fruit bowl. I straight up bit into it without peeling it.
Was as Zizzi's with my sister and her baby son. Was going to refill my glass with my lemonade bottle, but instead picked up my full-glass of lemonade and tipped it all over the bottle, completely soaking the table. Good thing Arlo's stickers were spared.
One day I woke up more tired than usual. Looked out the window and it was raining. but for some reason my brain decided to forget what rain was. And I stood there for about a minute thinking "what the fuck is going on?!" I live in Wales where it rains almost everyday.