A place to submit Movie Plots Explained Badly.
A boy who grew up on a farm meets a wizard, starts to see ghosts, and is trained by a talking, dyslexic frog who tells him to kill his dad.
-Star Wars (This isn't mine, I just wanted to share it)
An emoji with multiple facial expressions tries to get himself fixed, and a hacker emoji tries to leave a phone. Craziness and clichés follow, finishing with a sappy message to be yourself.
-The Emoji Movie
(Popeye got put off for this, you know!)
A girl walks in a random tunnel in her supposedly possessed house that is shared by weird stoner people. In the tunnel is an alternate universe where they want to see buttons in her eyes and she enjoys it.