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There's this rebel character who gets captured by the Stormtroopers and they send information with a droid to a desert planet. This droid is then discovered by someone who has Jedi abilities but doesn't know it. This soon-to-be Jedi meets someone who might or might not be involved with the rebellion and they leave the planet with the Millennium Falcon along with Han Solo and Chewbacca. They go to meet up with Princess Leia and also the Jedi ability person gets Anakin Skywalker's old lightsaber. They go to this huge planet-like spaceship with the ability to destroy planets, lead by a guy in all black with a red lightsaber who is somehow related to Luke Skywalker, a general and this powerful mysterious character. The guy in all black encounters the old man in the good guy crew and kills him while the rest return to the Rebel base. Also the giant planet destoyer thing gets destroyed by the rebels but the main villains manage to escape. And the rebellion gets new important members. The main character with Jedi abilities still needs some Jedi training but let's do that in the sequel...
Guess which Star Wars movie.
Bad guys beat up their most powerful team member. That person does a voodoo dance. One of the team members is nuts. Another suffers from depression. One is ugly but thinks he's beautiful. One's head explodes.