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The first time I went on an Upside down rolercoaster, I swore in Norweigian. This is no joke. I said Jaevla Hevleta

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My First Time drinking coffee:
*puts on smiley face to show friends that I like it*
*thinks* *this has no taste at all, ugh, why would someone drink this*
Tells friend: Yeah, er, it's good let's drink some tomorrow as well.
*hides from friends next day*

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KeelaLovesPandas
KeelaLovesPandas · 7d

That was me when I tried it, but I just said to my sister "thats fucking horrible" xD

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Moustacher
Moustacher · 7d

xD LOL you just straight up said it HAHA

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Moustacher
Moustacher · 7d

This didn't happen btw guys, I just made it up, although I didn't like coffee when I first tried it so it doesn't count as a COMPLETE lie ;)

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My first time trying diluting juice was years ago and I didn't know that you needed to add water so I drank it with no water and dear lord.

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Idunno Idunno · 15d

My first time posting something in this category :D

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My first time eating sweet potato chips... I'm addicted now.

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My first time posting in this category:3

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Sportacus Sportacus · 27d · Edited

My first (and last) time playing an airsoft game. It was at night, on the end of August. We were playing in an abandoned village in the countryside, a pretty grim place at night. I was very anxious, but somehow I managed to keep myself calm and composed. Due to the low visibility, you couldn't guess where the enemy was... Moving around silently and carefully, our objective was to conquer one of the houses, defended by the enemy team.
The first time we failed, due to some strategic errors (I was "killed" very soon). The second time we were successful (or just lucky I guess), so we switched places with the enemy team. The third and final match was very intense. The enemy team created a diversion near the point I was guarding, I went to check with one teammate but soon he got sniped, I ran back to the house and saw the other half of the enemy team assaulting the house. I managed to kill one of them, then I entered the house with the others. We did our best but the house was ultimately captured. Pretty fun experience, I miss it sometimes but airsoft equipment is too expensive for me.

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My first time playing a new action/hardcore video game I die within the first 5 minutes.

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My first day of school. After like 10 minutes, I thought to myself: "I already hate this place!"

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Idunno
Idunno · 1mo

Yup...

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Virus_33516 · 27d

We've all thought that.

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MFT shaving with my first straight razor. I cut myself three times.

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Calbel
Calbel · 1mo

I've only used electric because scared of this baha

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Calbel
Calbel · 1mo

Haha** fml need editing comments working on mobile

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Sportacus
Sportacus · 1mo

It's definitely an another world compared with disposable/cartridge or electric razors, as it requires a considerable amount of practice and carefulness. It takes the ordinary act of shaving to an another level, it becomes like a codified ritual and, of course, provides you with a excellent shave.

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MFT: Dying...

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MFT eating tex-mex chicken: YUMMY!

MST eating tex-mex chicken: This is disgusting!

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1mo

what does MST MEAN

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Houdini
Houdini · 1mo

"My Second Time" is my guess.

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Virus_33516
Virus_33516 · 1mo

Houdini is correct.

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1mo

o... ok

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MFT Eating carrots: OW MY TEEF

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Wanker
Wanker · 1mo

You fuckin' childish fuck.

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SirMemesALot
SirMemesALot · 1mo

I was obviously a kid when a I ate my first carrot...

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Idunno
Idunno · 1mo

Wanker, leave him alone. You and your friend are not the kings of this website. Get out of here.

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Idunno
Idunno · 1mo

I hate carrots.

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SirMemesALot
SirMemesALot · 1mo

Ok den

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Wanker
Wanker · 1mo

You fuckin' queeftinder.

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SirMemesALot
SirMemesALot · 1mo

Wanker, stop.

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FireGirl1956 FireGirl1956 · 1mo · Edited

MFT: Eating a single piece of pizza for 10 years.

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Seven_souls_gone
Seven_souls_gone · 1mo

My time first?

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FireGirl1956
FireGirl1956 · 1mo

Oops lol

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MFT watching That High: Could not believe that someone would dust their TV with a live cat. Laughed so much it triggered my asthma.

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MFT reading like: H... e... l... l... o! Hello! NOW reading like: Helicopter. No, hello! Ah, I read too fast agian.

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StormNite777
StormNite777 · 1d

This is very relatable and it saddens me.

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My First Time being first on Calbel's video: nvm it never happened.

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Idunno
Idunno · 1mo

Sad story in moustachers life.

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Moustacher
Moustacher · 1mo

i am waiting for that moment.

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Virus_33516
Virus_33516 · 1mo

We've all been there, Moustacher. Don't worry.

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 1mo

yea man. trust me, i dont do it much, because i dont really go onto YT and watch calbel ( only sometimes tho :) ) because i go here.

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Wanker Wanker · 1mo

So um, well, today was the first time I... Uh... Pissed out bundles of spiders. They wouldn't stop spewing out of my dickhole.

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awesomephantomgirl55
awesomephantomgirl55 · 1mo

Wtf?!?!

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MasterDance
MasterDance · 1mo

What the fuck

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Wanker
Wanker · 1mo

HAHAHAHA!

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Moustacher
Moustacher · 1mo · Edited

I'm laughing more at Masterdances reply than i should've haha.

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Moustacher
Moustacher · 1mo

And im laughing at wankers reply even more, I can imagine his profile pic saying HAHAHA lol.

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Wanker
Wanker · 22d

lol

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My first time getting a phone: *Takes photos of the sky and nature*

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Waffle
Waffle · 1mo

Good times.

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My first time on Calbel.com: WTF DO I DO WHERE DO I CLICK

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Idunno
Idunno · 1mo

Same. Calbel should make a tutorial XD

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