A place to share Odd Phobias.
Somniphobia is the fear of falling asleep. I used to have this when I was younger, as I would always have reoccurring nightmares that would always result in me dying. I also would always imagine someone coming into my room and killing me while I'm asleep, so that didn't help at all. I'm fine now, though.
Hobophobia is the fear of hobos. My mom’s dad’s teacher’s brother’s sister’s cat has this phobia. She died alone, in the cold dark month of September. I have her leg underneath my bookcase. I wonder if I should tell Mom. No, but she will notice this. Eh, never mind. Anyway, my mom has blah blah blah blah, what am I typing, 666 letters? Okay, then anyway, as I was saying, homophobia, I mean homophobia, I mean hobophobia, affects 6.66 percent of the population. I mean 7.89. I mean 99.46. I mean, 122.221. I mean 9. Whatever, no one is going to look this up. Sorry for Sorry fo
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Ornithophobia is the fear of birds. However I'm only afraid of seagulls. No other bird. It freaks me out that you never see them blink but when you do. It's like they're winking at you since they do it slow. I always manage to see it. And they always sound like they're laughing. Then because they're probably used to people Fe them they will often follow you. Quick tip: don't start running some will instinctively start to chase you. Which will be your own fault. But still be terrifying
Trypophobia - the fear of clusters of holes. It is NOT the fear of clusters of holes in human skin, just clusters of small holes. Have you ever seen a playground made of recycled plastic? There are tiny holes in the ends of the beams. A trypophobic would be terrified.