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Quick! Put this sandwich in your pants!

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There is a place in Austria called fucking

“Where are you going on vacation Timmy”

“FUCKING AUSTRIA “

“Timmy detention you can’t say that at school”

“Look it up”

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Look, I don't know how it got up there but what I do know is that it's gonna start growing if we don't get it out of me.

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And that's why I'm not allowed in the petting zoo anymore

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wd000 wd000 · 2mo

Describing a baby as "tender and mild."

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Eh step right up to the Death Star

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you wanna play with little Derek? He's a little big but he is a good thing to have . i'll pull him out now. he might have white stuff so dont let it get on your hands, ok?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3mo

Just found out that the ship Prick exists.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3mo

Ur mom gay

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Tabby Tabby · 4mo

cat potatos

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SaladDressing SaladDressing · 4mo · Edited

Someone turn on the boob tube.

Boob tube means TV

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Masticate

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This thing is dead.

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Poppycock.

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This picture is actually a guy saving a dog from a fire, but it looks like he's about to burn the dog.

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Guy: Wow, we're so high...
Friend: You know after all of this time- I... I... I feel so dizzy.
Guy: Aw man, for real dude? I feel so relaxed...
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Guy: If you're dizzy, I guess it's time to land the hot air balloon then...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7mo

What starts with a F and ends with uck?

Firetruck

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I would want some nice

Juicy

Giant

Delicous

Watermelons with my family!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7mo

There's a pub with really good hot wings that my family goes to sometimes. It's called the Cat and fiddle pub. My mom forgot the name of it, so she said "we're going to the fiddling place"

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