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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

What starts with a F and ends with uck?

Firetruck

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Dqnijel · 3d

What word starts with M and ends with arriage? Miscarriage

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I would want some nice

Juicy

Giant

Delicous

Watermelons with my family!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12d

There's a pub with really good hot wings that my family goes to sometimes. It's called the Cat and fiddle pub. My mom forgot the name of it, so she said "we're going to the fiddling place"

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Ya like jazz?

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Spagooty in my Booti if u want tocch,: me ><./?

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Dusty Dusty · 21d

'A wiener in a bun'

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Anonymous Anonymous · 21d

Oh do it harder!

Is what the student said after the woodshop teacher said after he couldn't hammer the nail into the wood.

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"Hey, let's take this back to my place."
*goes to that place*
*fingers move in circles, holding something warm*

Playing Xbox
(xD I'm so bad at this)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

Female: Okay, I'm blowing.
Male: Blow harder!
Female: I'm blowing as hard as I can!
Male: I am not sensing it!
Female: Stop complaining!
Male: Wow, someone else needs to do this!

Then, the dog walks in.

Female: Oh no, the dog is here!
Male: Mother will look for the dog!
Female: Will she know what we're doing?

Then, mother walks in.

Mother: What the heck? What are you two doing? Stop blowing the dog whistle! You're driving the dogs crazy!

Male: Oh, that's why I couldn't sense it! It's a dog whistle!

Female: Yeah, anyone who did this would not make a noise to us.

Male: Sorry.

Female: It's okay.

Mother: Now, just stop it.

Both: Okay.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

I put a finger in. Another one too! I rub them around, in circles... It's really wet inside... Almost done-

That's how you clean a cup.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

OH YEAH

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MacintoshPlus · 23d

what

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Girl: C'Mon.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Push harder.
Boy: I'm pushing hard.
Girl: Wriggle it around a bit.
Boy: I'll jerk it.
Girl: I hear footsteps.
Boy: It's stuck!

Mum walks in.

Mum: What's going on here?
Girl: The window's stuck.

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Darling, it's better down where it's wetter.

This is from the little mermaid. This sounds really weird when you take it out of context.

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I love a nice, juicy pear.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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What does out of context mean?

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Linnon · 24d · Edited

Out of context: Adv. Without context that may be needed for understanding the original meaning.

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FluffyTorpedo · 24d

k thnx :D

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Linnon · 23d

No problem.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

Look how tiny it is!

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Linnon Linnon · 24d

If you know what I mean.

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