A place to share things that would sound weird when taken out of context.
This picture is actually a guy saving a dog from a fire, but it looks like he's about to burn the dog.
Guy: Wow, we're so high...
Friend: You know after all of this time- I... I... I feel so dizzy.
Guy: Aw man, for real dude? I feel so relaxed...
Guy: If you're dizzy, I guess it's time to land the hot air balloon then...
Female: Okay, I'm blowing.
Male: Blow harder!
Female: I'm blowing as hard as I can!
Male: I am not sensing it!
Female: Stop complaining!
Male: Wow, someone else needs to do this!
Then, the dog walks in.
Female: Oh no, the dog is here!
Male: Mother will look for the dog!
Female: Will she know what we're doing?
Then, mother walks in.
Mother: What the heck? What are you two doing? Stop blowing the dog whistle! You're driving the dogs crazy!
Male: Oh, that's why I couldn't sense it! It's a dog whistle!
Female: Yeah, anyone who did this would not make a noise to us.
Female: It's okay.
Mother: Now, just stop it.
Girl: Push harder.
Boy: I'm pushing hard.
Girl: Wriggle it around a bit.
Boy: I'll jerk it.
Girl: I hear footsteps.
Boy: It's stuck!
Mum walks in.
Mum: What's going on here?
Girl: The window's stuck.