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A place to share Lies your Parents told you when you were younger.
broccoli taste just like candy
They had to travel 3 miles on a treacherous path just to go to school.
If a girl swallows someone else's saliva they get pregnet
Babies totally come from storks
"If you sing songs other people wrote, your vocal chords will snap and you'll never sing again!"
What the f*ck? xD
Oh its okay honey, no one will laugh at you...
That the panic button on the car ejects your seat into the sky.
If I farted at the dinner table the table would choke me.
"If you don't read, your voice will disappear!"
"If you keep making that face, it'll stay that way!"
"Why do you have this bad grade? When I was younger, I ALWAYS had over 90%!"
Standing near a microwave could give you cancer.
If the microwave is open, and you survive without cooking inside, yes.
Coffee will stunt your growth.
My parents told me that if I didn't eat my vegetables, a fish would stab me.
I ACTUALLY FRIKKIN BELIEVED IT!
Oh dang oh dang