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broccoli taste just like candy

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

They had to travel 3 miles on a treacherous path just to go to school.

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AandATV AandATV · 5d

If a girl swallows someone else's saliva they get pregnet

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AandATV AandATV · 5d

Babies totally come from storks

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

"If you sing songs other people wrote, your vocal chords will snap and you'll never sing again!"

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Idunno · 6d

What the f*ck? xD

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CrystalMajestica · 5d

Wooooooowwwwww........

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Oh its okay honey, no one will laugh at you...

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That the panic button on the car ejects your seat into the sky.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

If I farted at the dinner table the table would choke me.

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Thaphoe Thaphoe · 9d · Edited

"If you don't read, your voice will disappear!"

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"If you keep making that face, it'll stay that way!"

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AandATV · 5d

Face Freeze

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"Why do you have this bad grade? When I was younger, I ALWAYS had over 90%!"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

Standing near a microwave could give you cancer.

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_Saraphina_ · 10d

If the microwave is open, and you survive without cooking inside, yes.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

Coffee will stunt your growth.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

My parents told me that if I didn't eat my vegetables, a fish would stab me.
I ACTUALLY FRIKKIN BELIEVED IT!

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AandATV · 5d

Oh dang oh dang

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