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A place to share Lies your Parents told you when you were younger.

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devil devil · 2d

false story
nice sandcastle
false cause i dont build sandcastles
🎓educated on me

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Video games will turn you into an idoit.

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they never hit me

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Anonymous Anonymous · 22d

My friend's mom told him that deodorant gives people cancer.

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xVuek xVuek · 24d

They told me kids who play with fire wet the bed.

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xVuek xVuek · 24d

I would sometimes ask if we could go to TGI fridays. They said it was only open on Fridays.

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If you swallow an ice cube, you will freeze to death.

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international high school visit at ho chi minh city on march 19 was a gender

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

I before E except after C

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My parents made me believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy, but it was me who convinced myself that the Easter bunny was a 6ft sparkling purple rabbit walking on two legs. I don't even know why I thought this

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My mother told me she went to a psychologist who said her 4 kids are toxic to her life. I was 6 yrs old. (I think my mom's a cunt).

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My parents used to tell me that I wasn't allowed to whistle at night, because it would disturb the neighbours.
Looking back now, it wouldn't because I don't whistle that loud and if they could hear me whistling, they could probably hear entire conversations

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My parents told me that chick fl a was open on Sunday how dare they

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My parents told me Santa wasn't real....

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My mom would sometimes say that there was special currency for certain items (So money for Toys was Toy Money, and money for food was Food Money etc.) so whenever I wanted something she would say she didn't have the right kind of money for that.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2mo

"If you dont go to sleep before 10:00, zombies will come and eat your brain."

I was rebellious one night and decided to see if it was true. Long story short, i dont trust my parents anymore.

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we believe in you

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_arnx_ _arnx_ · 3mo

I will love you no matter what.

That was a lie when I came out earlier today

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"The black seeds in watermelons will make a watermelon grow inside you," my mom said. She confessed earlier today.

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Someone may have wrote this but anyway my parents told me that my dog didn't die we had to give it away.

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