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devil devil · 2d

mom stop eating so fast
me swallows food butt were in a hurry
dad yeah bgcrtyhxd
false story

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asian parents think you're starving every hour

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Mom: I Won't Be Mad If You Tell Me The Truth

Gets Mad When You Tell The Truth

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12d

*Mom takes me to one of her parties*

Mom: "Okay, it's time to go now!"
Me, 1 hour later: "I thought you said it was time to go"
Mom: "I just have to say my goodbyes to everybody, be patient"

*I go to a party*

Mom texts: "Okay, it's time to go now!"
Me: Ok, let me just say goodbye to everyb-"
Mom: "I SAID NOW!!!"

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Me: mom can we have tacos for dinner?
Mom: no I’m not here to provide services we are having chicken
Me: I was just asking

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“This is your house too! You have to help around here!”

“As long as you live under MY roof, you live by MY rules!”

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*kids start going crazy in a public place attacking people, screaming and making a mess*

Employee: Sir/Ma’am, please control your children.

Parent: Don’t tell me how to raise my kids!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

me(14): mom i've saved up enough money for this game
mom: what's it rated
me: teen
mom: i'll look at it
2 weeks later
me: so can i buy it
mom: no i don't like you buying teen rated games a a teenager with violence in them

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

me: offers to help with something
parents: no i got it just go do something
* 5 minutes later*
parent: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER CLEANS AROUND HERE

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Anonymous Anonymous · 24d

me on computer: get off computer yo've been on too long (while sitting on ipad and phone)

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parents: lecturing me on grades
me: well i'm proud of my grades
parents: OH MY GOD DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO COLLEGE THEN YOU NEED TO DO BETTER

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parents: watch literally anything they want on youtube and nobody cares

me watching video- (parents)"what are you watching"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

Parent: Telling the truth is the best thing to do

Me: mom i broke something

Parent: OMG OMFG OMFFFG YOU ARE GONNA FUKN DIIIIIEEEE!!!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

Mom: *T me for something*

Me: *Tries to criticize them for something*

Mom: Quit it with the disrespect!

Me:... wut

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

One time i told my mom she was being a hypocrite

so she called it "Disrespect"

but when i said something hippocritical to my fatass mom

she says "dont be a hypocrite"

and so i said "so you can call me a hypocrite but i cant call you one?"

Then she calls it "Disrespect to call your mother a hypocrite"

i thought i was living in America y'know, with the freedom of speech.

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Today I was walking to school and was only a couple of steps from my house when rain started to power down onto me and it was such a big storm. Anyway, I had to walk all the way from my house to the school and it was only when I reached the school my mom came in her car with two of my brothers and gave them a lift. My brother said that my mom thought I had already gone to school when the strom started when I was only a couple of steps from my house. SMH.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Parent: It's good to laugh, it makes you feel happier
Also parent: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT IT BETTER NOT BE INAPPROPRIATE

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

*me and parent in different rooms*
Mom: *asks a question*
Me: *answers question*
Mom: "I can't hear you!"
Me: *speaks louder*
Mom: Why the hell are you mad at me?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Parent: Read a book!
Me: ok fine
Later...
Parent: GET YO FACE OUTTA DAT BOOK OR U NEVER GET MUSCLES!!!1!!!
Me: Ok ill go...
Later...
Parent: GET INSIDE YOU'LL GET SUNBURN!
Me: wtf mom make up your mind
*Mom realizes her life is useless, expires of cardiac arrest due to the inability to decide.*

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Parents think that getting mad at someone for not perfectly meeting their expectations is going to motivate them to do something for them next time. In reality, it will only make you want to rebel more. Trust me, I've experienced getting yelled at first-hand.

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