A place to submit examples of Parent Logic.
Mum starts yelling at me because I don't smile enough.
If you don't think that's bad enough, when I get upset when she's yelling at me, she starts yelling even more because I'm not smiling right now.
Me in my head: Do you seriously expect me to sit and smile while you're yelling your head off at me!?
Mother: Clean your room.
Me: Alright. *Proceeds to clean room*
Mother: Unload the dishwasher.
Me: But I'm cleaning my room-
Mother: I said. Do. The dishwasher.
Me: Okay... *Is walking to dishwasher*
Mother: WHY AREN'T YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!?!?
Me: JESUS, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO!!?!?!
Mother: DON'T YELL AT ME!!!
Me: SHUT UP!! WHICH ONE IS IT?!!?
Mother: CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!
Me: FINE!! *Slams door and continues cleaning room*
Mother: DO THE DISHWASHER!!
Me: ¬_¬ really.
This happened to me today:
Me:*gets ready for work*
Parents: Your place is a mess. Clean it up!
Me: Okay *proceeds to clean*
1 minute later
Parents: What are you doing?
Parents: REALLY? STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AND DO YOUR WORK!!!
Me:*drops everything and starts working*
1 hour later
Parents:*tuts* This place sure is a mess. Couldn't you clean it?