A place to submit examples of Parent Logic.
My mum says that I need to eat less, despite me eating the same as any normal teenager.
So she lets me eat one bowl of food, while my little brother proceeds to eat 3.
To make things worse, she lets him eat that much because he's a "growing boy." What, so a little kid gets to eat 3 times as much as me, even if I'M a growing boy too?
Dad: Can you get a gatorade?
(one minute later)
Me: Here I am. (with Glacier Freeze flavor)
Dad: You got that flavor?
Me: Well, you didn't tell me which flavor.
Dad: You could've of gotten a Lemon-Lime flavor too.
Me: But we have two Lemon-Limes at home already...
Dad: Wait, is Gatorade cheaper or more expensive than Powerade? I told you to check the prices!
Me *gets harmless computer game on family computer*
Dad *spills drink on it*
Dad "the computer isn't working it's your game isn't it. That's it I'm uninstalling the game you can't use the computer any more"
This happened to me today -
Mom - Come on, sweetie! We're going to be late to your doctor's appointment!
*A minute later*
Mom - YOU'RE HAIR IS SO MESSY! GO BRUSH IT RIGHT NOW!
And before you ask, yes, I was late. *sigh*
This actually happened to me -
Me - Mom, I'm not feeling good...I think I'm sick.
Mom - You're obviously faking it. Now get ready, you're going to school.
I ended up having to go home early because I threw up, and it turns out I had bronchitis, pink eye, and the flu. Great job, Mom. Great job...
Me: *Sitting In Room*
Mother: Anonymous! We're going out to eat, so get dressed!
Me: *Gets Dressed and Then Go To Mother's Room*
Me: So, let's go!
Mother: Oh, we're not going now. We're going out in five hours, okay?