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Me: *Does not drink, sleep around or do drugs*
Mum: YOU DON"T HELP ME OUT OR ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO UNGRATEFUL!

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This happened to me today -

Mom - Come on, sweetie! We're going to be late to your doctor's appointment!
*A minute later*
Mom - YOU'RE HAIR IS SO MESSY! GO BRUSH IT RIGHT NOW!
And before you ask, yes, I was late. *sigh*

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InvincibleForever InvincibleForever · 9d · Edited

This actually happened to me -

Me - Mom, I'm not feeling good...I think I'm sick.
Mom - You're obviously faking it. Now get ready, you're going to school.
I ended up having to go home early because I threw up, and it turns out I had bronchitis, pink eye, and the flu. Great job, Mom. Great job...

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wrightentertainment
wrightentertainment · 9d

That's a deadly combination...

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InvincibleForever · 9d

The pink eye went away after a day, and the flu went away after three days, but I had the bronchitis for a week.

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 9d

fels bad man Xd

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InvincibleForever · 9d

Instead of parents thinking that their child is faking an illness, they should take their kid to the doctor, instead of just assuming that their child is faking it. I'm sorry if I went overboard, but this REALLY ticks me off.

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 9d

Np, just complain and get mad at your parents and show off in theyre face that they were wrong, (you dont actually need to do this....)

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InvincibleForever
InvincibleForever · 8d

I'm not the type of person to do that.

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FluffyTorpedo
FluffyTorpedo · 8d

me neither

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Mum: Okay guys you have ten minutes left okay?
Me and my brother: Okay!
*One minute later. No, seriously.*
Mum: Finish up now, time for bed.

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Me: *slightly closes door of my bedroom*
Parent: WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOOR?!? KEEP IT OPEN!!!

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Me-" I can't sleep
Parents-"Go to sleep"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

Me: *Sitting In Room*

Mother: Anonymous! We're going out to eat, so get dressed!

Me: *Gets Dressed and Then Go To Mother's Room*

Me: So, let's go!

Mother: Oh, we're not going now. We're going out in five hours, okay?

Me: ...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

At GameStop: If I buy this game for you, you have to play it, OK?

3 Weeks later: I didn't buy you that game so you can play it 24/7!

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Mkey Mkey · 17d

Parent: Don't bother him, he's just hungry.
Brother: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HUNGRY TO BE IN A BAD MOOD
In my mind: Eat a Snickers, you're not you when you're hungry!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 19d

Parent: Hey, where's the stapler?

Me: It's in the office.

Parent: What?

Me: *Louder* It's in the office.

Parent: What?

Me: *Even Louder* IT'S IN THE OFFICE.

Parent: What?

Me: *Screaming At Top of Lungs* IT'S IN THE OFFICE!

Parent: Geez, Anonymous, you're so quiet! Speak up!

Meanwhile...

Parent: So, Anonymous, you were going to tell me about the incident with the mashed potatoes?

Me: Yeah! So, Cyborgaming-

Parent: STOP YELLING!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 19d

Me: It's not working.

Parent: Why?

Me: I don't know.

Parent: Is it broken?

Me: I don't know.

Parent: Is there a glitch?

Me: I don't know.

Parent: Is it not plugged in?

Me: I DON'T KNOW!

Parent: Why aren't you telling me?

Me: BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW!

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Mum- we're going out so clean your room.

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Me: Do you need any help?
Mum: No, that's okay.
*5 Minutes Later*
Mum: I don't get ANY help around here! Everybody's so lazy!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

Kid: I love you!
Mom: I love you too!

Kid: I love you!
Dad: What do you want?

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Child - I love you, Mommy!
Mom - I love you too!
Teenager - I love you, Mommy!
Mom - Ok, what do you want?

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FluffyTorpedo · 23d

Im actually a nice kid/teen, i love my parents and i dont really ask for things, and im saving for a new 3DS, almost there, just need like 40-20 bucks (it costs like 200 Dollars)

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Teach both older siblings snitching is evil,
Teach third child to snitch on older siblings,
Hope they will all get along

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Me: *Hanging Out In My Room*

Mom: Oh, Anonymous!

Me: *Running Very Fast To Parents' Room*

Mom: ANONYMOUS!

Me: *Outside of Parents' Door*

Mom: ANONYMOUS! YOUNG MAN! IT'S BEEN FIVE SECONDS SINCE I'VE CALLED YOU! WHY ARE YOU MOVING SO SLOW TODAY?

Me: I was in my room, and your room was on the other side of the house! Besides, five seconds is a short ti-

Mom: IT'S THAT DARN COMPUTER, ISN'T IT? NO MORE ELECTRONICS FOR A MONTH!

Me: Mom, it's not my com-

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM AND READ A BOOK, ANONYMOUS!

Me: Stop interrupt-

Mom: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I NEVER INTERRUPT YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM, AND FAST!

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InvincibleForever · 1mo

This is so relatable

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Mr_Awesome_Riley
Mr_Awesome_Riley · 1mo

Also phones.

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I wish some parents would read some of these. I'm an adult, not a parent.

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"Monsters are only in your imagination.
And you don't have an imagination."

#ThoughtMyMomLovedMe

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

I'm a kid, so I have to deal with this:

When My Family Is Out of the House:

Me: *Does The Slightest Wrong Thing, Like Make A Very Quiet Burp*

Parent: Oh, I'm sorry about my kid. I have to deal with him at my house a lot.

Random Person: Oh, don't worry about it. I have kids.

Just... Why? WHY?

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TheImbecileOfLife · 1mo

I'm so sorry...

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