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Parents: Now kids, you should never lie. Lying is BAD.
*Proceeds to tell them about how Santa, The Easter bunny, and the tooth fairy exists*

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Mum starts yelling at me because I don't smile enough.
If you don't think that's bad enough, when I get upset when she's yelling at me, she starts yelling even more because I'm not smiling right now.
Me in my head: Do you seriously expect me to sit and smile while you're yelling your head off at me!?

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Icon idea: a family photo

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Muddy Muddy · 5d

YOU RESPONDED TO MY QUESTION??????? HOW *DARE* YOU

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Dusty Dusty · 6d

Mother: Clean your room.
Me: Alright. *Proceeds to clean room*
Mother: Unload the dishwasher.
Me: But I'm cleaning my room-
Mother: I said. Do. The dishwasher.
Me: Okay... *Is walking to dishwasher*
Mother: WHY AREN'T YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!?!?
Me: JESUS, WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO!!?!?!
Mother: DON'T YELL AT ME!!!
Me: SHUT UP!! WHICH ONE IS IT?!!?
Mother: CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!
Me: FINE!! *Slams door and continues cleaning room*
Mother: DO THE DISHWASHER!!
Me: ¬_¬ really.

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URockMyWorld · 6d

This is so relatable

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Mum: "Keela, clear the table"
Me: "I've got to have a bath and revise"
Mum: "Haha, revise"
Me in my head: "DO YOU WANT ME TO FAIL WOMAN?"

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mom: do you want a glass too?
me: yes, please
mom: GO GET IT YOURSELF!

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mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM
me:ok
mom: take the trash out
me: im cleaning mai room
mom:I DONT GIVE A F*CK TAKE THE F*CKING TRASH OUT

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mom: give the rabbit some food
me : I JUST DID
mom: so?
me: *gives rabbit food*
mom:stop giving that dam rabbit all that food
me: *internally cusses mai mom out*

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WhoAreYou · 2d

i have a rabbit :)

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

the kid is not home by curfew, the kid is doing drugs

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Mom: Dog's bowl is empty. He's hungry
Me: He already ate like 3 kilograms of meat
Mom: He's hungry, go feed him
Dog proceeds to ignore the food

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Parent: Stop playing your games!
Me: This is a calculator.

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this happened to me

Mom:call your sis down.
Me:*yelling*Sis came down stairs.
Mom:stop yelling.
10 min. later
Mom:*yelling*Everyone come down stairs for dinner.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 12d

First born child: I just sneezed...
Parent: Doctor, fix this child, please! I'll do anything.

Second/third/etc. child: My arm came off
Parent: Walk it off, you'll be fine.

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URockMyWorld · 12d

So true.

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This happened to me today:
Me:*gets ready for work*
Parents: Your place is a mess. Clean it up!
Me: Okay *proceeds to clean*
1 minute later
Parents: What are you doing?
Me: Cleaning
Parents: REALLY? STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AND DO YOUR WORK!!!
Me:*drops everything and starts working*
1 hour later
Me:*still working*
Parents:*tuts* This place sure is a mess. Couldn't you clean it?

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Virus_33516 · 13d

Parents, amirite?

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Child - Do you need help?
Parent(s) - No, I'm good.
*5 seconds later*
Parent(s) - I SWEAR, I GET NO HELP IN THIS HOUSE!!!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

*You get a bad grade*
Parents: Why can't you be like the best one from your class?
*Everyone gets a bad grade*
Parents: Why?
Child: But everyone got a bad grade.
Parents: We do not care about the others.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 14d

Parent: (CHILD)! EXCELLENT JOB ON ALL YOUR A+'s!
Child: OMG!
two weeks later
Parent: A B-?! YOU FUCKING FAILURE
Child: So two weeks of my doing good is enough to warrent me as a f--
Parent: GROUNDED!

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Yaboku Yaboku · 14d

Parent: "You spend all day on that damn phone. Be more productive."
Me: "Okay, can I go out?"
Parent: "No."

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Parents - (Child's name)! WE'RE LEAVING SOON! YOU BETTER BE READY IN 3 MINUTES!
Child - Ok.
*3 minutes later*
Child - *ready to go*
Parents - Sorry, we're not ready yet. Give us an hour.

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Waffle · 15d

Lmaooooooooo man!It makes me wonder how parents keep doing this without realising what's going on in their child's mind.

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