A place to submit examples of Parent Logic.
*Mom takes me to one of her parties*
Mom: "Okay, it's time to go now!"
Me, 1 hour later: "I thought you said it was time to go"
Mom: "I just have to say my goodbyes to everybody, be patient"
*I go to a party*
Mom texts: "Okay, it's time to go now!"
Me: Ok, let me just say goodbye to everyb-"
Mom: "I SAID NOW!!!"
me(14): mom i've saved up enough money for this game
mom: what's it rated
mom: i'll look at it
2 weeks later
me: so can i buy it
mom: no i don't like you buying teen rated games a a teenager with violence in them
One time i told my mom she was being a hypocrite
so she called it "Disrespect"
but when i said something hippocritical to my fatass mom
she says "dont be a hypocrite"
and so i said "so you can call me a hypocrite but i cant call you one?"
Then she calls it "Disrespect to call your mother a hypocrite"
i thought i was living in America y'know, with the freedom of speech.
Today I was walking to school and was only a couple of steps from my house when rain started to power down onto me and it was such a big storm. Anyway, I had to walk all the way from my house to the school and it was only when I reached the school my mom came in her car with two of my brothers and gave them a lift. My brother said that my mom thought I had already gone to school when the strom started when I was only a couple of steps from my house. SMH.
Parent: Read a book!
Me: ok fine
Parent: GET YO FACE OUTTA DAT BOOK OR U NEVER GET MUSCLES!!!1!!!
Me: Ok ill go...
Parent: GET INSIDE YOU'LL GET SUNBURN!
Me: wtf mom make up your mind
*Mom realizes her life is useless, expires of cardiac arrest due to the inability to decide.*
Parents think that getting mad at someone for not perfectly meeting their expectations is going to motivate them to do something for them next time. In reality, it will only make you want to rebel more. Trust me, I've experienced getting yelled at first-hand.