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A place to submit your ideas of a Perfect World.
In a perfect world, junk food would be healthy for you
In a perfect world, it would be easy to stay skinny and way harder to get fat
Or people won't FUCKING JUDGE YOU by your FUCKING SIZE! I mean really, who needs to be super skinny, at an unhealthy point? And mannequins are PAID MILLIONS just to kill themselves! OPEN YOUR EYES, GUYS!
Harambe runs a campaign to raise awareness about not letting your child wander at a zoo after returning lost children to their parents.
Feet are lego-proof
i dont really think my feet would hurt if i stepped on legos
You just try it. On a HARDWOOD FLOOR
The boomerang always come back.
The bath water never goes cold
In a perfect world, computer games never lag.
The Windows estimated time to load is actually acurate
Animals can talk
in a perfect world your gum flavor never runs out
In a perfect world all your favorite bands/artists have new albums out every week miraculously so you don't have to wait for like two years for new music.
In a perfect world there are no popular kids.
Everybody chews silently
In a perfect world You realized, your friend fucked your girlfriend
in a perfect world cocaine would be legal and cheap
And this is why you never signed up for Calbel.com.
Your pants never rip at the butt seam
I feel like this needs a follow-up in the FML category!
Idunno why, but as I was running through the text I read "parents" instead of "pants"
In a perfect world, you could eat anything you wanted without any consequences.
In a perfect world, unhealthy food would be healthy.
Wish this were true, and welcome to the site!!
That annoying brother isn't there
In the perfect world, all Internet Explorer users have access to Chrome.
No, in a perfect world, internet explorer doesn't exist
In a perfect world, we don't even need computers, because the real world is as fun as the virtual world. But we're not in a perfect world...