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darange darange · 7h

In a perfect world, junk food would be healthy for you

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darange darange · 7h

In a perfect world, it would be easy to stay skinny and way harder to get fat

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Profgaming · 2h

Or people won't FUCKING JUDGE YOU by your FUCKING SIZE! I mean really, who needs to be super skinny, at an unhealthy point? And mannequins are PAID MILLIONS just to kill themselves! OPEN YOUR EYES, GUYS!

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Reviani Reviani · 1d

Harambe runs a campaign to raise awareness about not letting your child wander at a zoo after returning lost children to their parents.

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Reviani Reviani · 2d

Feet are lego-proof

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likeabossmonster · 1d

NEED THIS

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FluffyTorpedo · 2d

i dont really think my feet would hurt if i stepped on legos

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likeabossmonster · 1d

You just try it. On a HARDWOOD FLOOR

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

The boomerang always come back.

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The bath water never goes cold

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Calbel · 3d

Hahaha yesss

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

In a perfect world, computer games never lag.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

The Windows estimated time to load is actually acurate

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

Animals can talk

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Anonymous Anonymous · 5d

in a perfect world your gum flavor never runs out

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In a perfect world all your favorite bands/artists have new albums out every week miraculously so you don't have to wait for like two years for new music.

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In a perfect world there are no popular kids.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

Everybody chews silently

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In a perfect world You realized, your friend fucked your girlfriend

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Anonymous Anonymous · 15d

in a perfect world cocaine would be legal and cheap

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Wanker · 14d

And this is why you never signed up for Calbel.com.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

Your pants never rip at the butt seam

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Houdini · 15d

I feel like this needs a follow-up in the FML category!

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Idunno · 15d

Idunno why, but as I was running through the text I read "parents" instead of "pants"

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In a perfect world, you could eat anything you wanted without any consequences.

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In a perfect world, unhealthy food would be healthy.

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Calbel · 15d

Wish this were true, and welcome to the site!!

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B33bo B33bo · 17d

That annoying brother isn't there

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Idunno · 17d

os sister

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In the perfect world, all Internet Explorer users have access to Chrome.

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Seven_souls_gone
Seven_souls_gone · 17d

No, in a perfect world, internet explorer doesn't exist

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Idunno · 17d

agreed

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Profgaming
Profgaming · 17d

In a perfect world, we don't even need computers, because the real world is as fun as the virtual world. But we're not in a perfect world...

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Seven_souls_gone · 17d

I cri

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