A place to submit Pet Peeves.
When people yell at you for saying anything positive about yourself. "Yeah I'm a good person" > "wow can you be licking your ass any more?" Like jesus fucking christ, would you rather me self loathe and call myself an asshole piece of shit you fucking hypocritical asshat?
When characters in pantomimes make pop culture references/jokes.
Although, it has less to do with the fact that said jokes are cheap attempts at dumb laughs will most likely be outdated in a matter of weeks and more to do with the fact that the joke makes ZERO sense in the context of the characters.
For me, it's like "Really, Ben Gunn? You spent three years stranded on a desert island without any technology. HOW THE FUCK do you know what Tweeting is?Also, isn't Treasure Island written and set in the 18th century? CONSISTENCY, PLEASE?".
I get it, it's a pantomime, it's not really meant to be fully serious, but for pete's sake, I expect a memorable experience to look back upon, not something that exists purely as a product of its time.
When you wait for a website to load for ages, and go to refresh the page, but it finally finishes a split second before you click the refresh button, but by the time you've realised, you've already pressed the refresh button, and now you need to wait even longer.
When people say "if you haven't been diagnosed then you don't have it." Like yeah, sometimes this can be the case but I'm pretty sure if somebody with fucking heart disease doesn't go to the doctor and gets diagnosed they still have fucking heart disease you annoying troglodyte.
People chewing with their mouth open while eating. Especially those who shovel so much food in their mouth that they can't close their mouths. The sound is absolutely horrid and it's even more disgusting when food falls out of the person's open mouth
Teacher: "Instructs something"
1 second later...
Student: "Instructs that same thing to me."
Basically when a student next to you tells you the directions a SECOND after the teacher did. I get that you're trying to help, but I'm not dumb. Maybe give me 7 seconds and then think I got confused instead of a really short time it takes for me to process what I already heard?