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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

Is your dad a Gardner?
Cause you are a flower!
(best of Israel's pick up lines XD)

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hey gurl. *literally picks her up

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Trash Trash · 5d

Are you butter? Because I want to spread your legs and eat my way to your heart

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Anonymous Anonymous · 6d

Hey does this rag smell like cloroform to you?

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Dusty · 5d

Yeah, are you trying to put me to sleep or some- *thud*

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If you give me the chance darl, I could bang you like a back door in a thunderstorm.

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Are you my right hand? Because I want to stick my penis in you!

(Jesus Christ I can't believe I actually wrote that...)

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AandATV · 5d

>.<

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Hey you dropped your name tag!
*Drops a packet of pure sugar*

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AandATV · 5d

Haha

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Are you Google? Cause you've got everything that I'm searching for. ;)

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- Hey, you've dropped something.
- What?
- Your standards. Hi, I'm _________...

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Girl, I wish you were a door so that I could bang you all night

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AandATV · 5d

Cliche

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tmac63 tmac63 · 19d

If you where my toe, i would bang you on every piece of furniture

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AandATV · 5d

I'm pretty sure neither would want that.

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Hippo75300 · 19d

*were

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Anonymous Anonymous · 19d

Do you play Minecraft? Because i can make your "bedrock"

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Keela · 19d

That's the most nerdiest way someone can flirt lol

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Hippo75300 · 19d

I dunno, I think he could turn it up a Notch. For example: "Do you play Minecraft? Because I want to explore your Nether regions."

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Keela · 18d

Javla helvete xDD

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Anonymous Anonymous · 19d

riddle:
Me, you, Will and Mayry was siting at a table, what order are we siting in.

answer:
Will is siting at the chair most to the left, you are siting next to him and Marry is siting in the middle of you and me.

if you still dont get it its:
Will you marry me?

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AandATV · 5d

Cliche

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Hey girl, are you Harambe's enclosure? Cause' I wanna drop a kid in you.

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NapsterGastly · 16d

Roses are red. I don't mean to be a dummy, but these Harmambe jokes are no longer funny

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AandATV · 5d

cliche

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Anonymous Anonymous · 23d

Are you a guitar? Cuz I could pluck your G-string all night long.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 26d

Is your name Mercy? Because you're giving me a res-erection.

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NapsterGastly · 17d

*slow clap*

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AandATV · 5d

cliche

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Middeh Middeh · 26d

Hey, i'm looking for treasure. May I look around your chest?

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AandATV · 5d

haha

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Middeh Middeh · 26d

Hey, if you were a rubber ducky, i'd totally bathe with you.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Your bra is lava in five seconds I'll help you take yours off

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Dusty Dusty · 1mo

How you doin'?

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AandATV · 5d

that's quite the ice breaker question

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Dusty
Dusty · 5d

But do you get the reference?

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