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Anonymous Anonymous · 7h

I'm trash...so take me out ;)))

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11h

Hey girl, are you a beaver? Cause DAMMMMMMM

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11h

Hey girl, are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. I wanna frappechiknow if you'll go to dinner with me. I'll even frapay for the meal.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11h

Hey girl, you dropped something! It was your standards. Hi, I'm Michael.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 17h

Are you a brain tumour? Cause I'd love to take you out.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Is your face Macdonald's cause baby I'm lovin it.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Are you my baby toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in this house

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Wanker Wanker · 2d

Hey girl, you got a boyfriend? Because I wanna fuck the shit outta you.

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likeabossmonster · 2d

Too forward.

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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together. (probably one of the cheesiest pick-up lines I've heard)

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Are you a pickaxe? 'Cause with you it seems easy to break the ice.

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PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

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Jazzy Jazzy · 7d

*I just want to comment on every pick up line i can mess with so brb*

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Are you a bed, because waking up is the 2nd hardest thing in the morning

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FluffyTorpedo FluffyTorpedo · 9d · Edited

Are you Miley Cyrus becuase i think you came in and wanted to wreck my balls

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Jazzy · 7d

That's an insult to my body

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FluffyTorpedo · 9d

woops

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Are you a cow, because you make me want to MOOve your ass

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Jazzy · 7d · Edited

Are you a sheep cuz u can BAAck off

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Zoo we Mama!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Do you have a map? because i'm lost in your eyes

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Nightwoods · 9d

"Here's the map. Now get out of my eyes please."

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Hey girl, did you loose a bet to a guy in a chevron skirt, cause you make those high heels work

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You look like total trash. Shall I take you out?

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Reviani · 10d

Nice to here! ^^

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Calbel · 10d

Good to see you back on the site:D

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Are you an Onion, because you make me want to Cry

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Jazzy · 7d

Oops, guess you couldn't handle me

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