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A place to submit Pick Up Lines.
Can u hold something for me? ... my hand
Girl, I wish you were a door so that I could bang you all night
Damn girl, are you a damn girl? Cause DAAAAAAAAMN GIRL!
Are you Nemo because I'm gonna touch the butt
Reproduction is an essential and very important part of any species life in order for that species to not go extinct. So our kind doesn't go extinct I would like to perform this action with you.
Are you from africa?
cause im checking out djibouti.
If you were a booger I would pick you first
I have to date you, because all the people in the world with your charm, beauty and personality argon.
Roses are red
That is true
Violets are violet
And not blue
But wait, what is that I see?
That's a shooting star that says
You belong with me.
How about you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
Do you like water? If so, you like 80% of me!
Wanna see a magic trick?
I can make your virginity disappear
Is your dad a Gardner?
Cause you are a flower!
(best of Israel's pick up lines XD)
hey gurl. *literally picks her up
Are you butter? Because I want to spread your legs and eat my way to your heart
Hey does this rag smell like cloroform to you?
If you give me the chance darl, I could bang you like a back door in a thunderstorm.
Are you my right hand? Because I want to stick my penis in you!
(Jesus Christ I can't believe I actually wrote that...)
Hey you dropped your name tag!
*Drops a packet of pure sugar*
Are you Google? Cause you've got everything that I'm searching for. ;)