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A place to submit Pick Up Lines.
I'm trash...so take me out ;)))
Hey girl, are you a beaver? Cause DAMMMMMMM
Hey girl, are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. I wanna frappechiknow if you'll go to dinner with me. I'll even frapay for the meal.
Hey girl, you dropped something! It was your standards. Hi, I'm Michael.
Are you a brain tumour? Cause I'd love to take you out.
Is your face Macdonald's cause baby I'm lovin it.
Are you my baby toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in this house
Hey girl, you got a boyfriend? Because I wanna fuck the shit outta you.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together. (probably one of the cheesiest pick-up lines I've heard)
Are you a pickaxe? 'Cause with you it seems easy to break the ice.
PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!
*I just want to comment on every pick up line i can mess with so brb*
Are you a bed, because waking up is the 2nd hardest thing in the morning
Are you Miley Cyrus becuase i think you came in and wanted to wreck my balls
That's an insult to my body
Are you a cow, because you make me want to MOOve your ass
Are you a sheep cuz u can BAAck off
Zoo we Mama!
Do you have a map? because i'm lost in your eyes
"Here's the map. Now get out of my eyes please."
Hey girl, did you loose a bet to a guy in a chevron skirt, cause you make those high heels work
You look like total trash. Shall I take you out?
Nice to here! ^^
Good to see you back on the site:D
Are you an Onion, because you make me want to Cry
Oops, guess you couldn't handle me