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This is from someone on YT (just wanted to share it :D)

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Thats what they all say,
But that just isnt true!

Roses are Red,
Apples are Too,
Violets are Violet,
NOT FUCKING BLUE!

Oranges are Orange,
But greenland isn't green,
A pinky's not pink,
SO WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

To call something blue when it is not,
we defile it,
But ayeee what the fuck?
Its hard to rhyme violet...

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Dexzernq79 · 3d

letter rhyme (or whatever it's called) with violet... toilet

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Anonymous Anonymous · 22d

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

The pessimist sees the long, dark tunnel.

The realist sees the oncoming train.

The passengers on the train see three idiots on the tracks.

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Roses are red.
I'm not a poet.
Your ideas are bad.
Please, just Stop it.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 28d

Hello. Anony here. This poem was originally a song posted in Random, but I thought it had poetic qualities, so I've decided to post it here. Enjoy!

Is this what it has come to?
Is this my destiny?
When I look back in the future,
Will this moment be small and tiny?
Is my head screwed on right?
Is my brain sane?
For at this moment,
I have caused great pain
Not only for me,
But for the victim as well
I have commit a murder
And god will d*mn me to h*ll
I am stuck in this place
Where they will determine my fate
"Separate his slender body
From his furrowed face"
I can hear them
Determining what will happen to my life
As I sit in this chair
With my blood-stained knife
"What will happen to me?"
I hear in my head
"Will this day be my last"
"Will I be dead?"
I must do something
But what will it be?
What can I do
To make myself free?
From the judge's cave
I would run away
I would be as hard to find as
A needle in a stack of hay
There's only one thing
I can possibly do
Escape and maybe,
If they find me, learn Kung Fu
I have done it!
What an event!
Not exactly what
I originally meant
Will this be my new life?
My destiny?
I will do more of this
I will be free!
I am a serial killer
Running on the loose
I will keep running
Like the goose from Duck-Duck-Goose
Now I am happy
I'm no longer low!
What will become of me?
Really, I dunno!

What do you think of it?

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Scared of what they might say
Or in fact do,
If they were to see
What did you?

In fact,
The reality of the place
Chained by a mace,
What did you do?
You're not scared of them...
You're scared of you.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

A Poem About Driving A Car:

I am so tired,
But I have to drive.
It seems as dangerous
As kicking a beehive.
Out of the driveway,
I pull out my car.
I must go quickly,
As I must drive far
Oh my god!
He cut me off, that moron!
If he does that again,
I'll make him breath boron!
Ugh, not again!
Another red light!
I'm so mad,
I could beat a tiger in a fight!
Ugh, finally!
I'm at my destination!
It felt like
I drove through the entire nation!

The End

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me Tattletail
Me love you

lol

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What is with
The hole in my basement floor?
It's pretty deep- probably best to ignore...
But when I look down it, I see glowing eyes
The kind that interest...
But terrify.

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Hi my name is jackie chan
And I live in Japan
And I tried to kiss a lady
But I kissed a black man
So I found some bubble gum
Then I stuck it up my bum
Then I gave it to my nigga
And he said yum yum

Please don't judge me guys I didn't make this up.

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This is from a stream ( i wasnt watching anything inappropiate )

Roses are red
Grass is greener
When i see you
I play with my weiner

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Dusty
Dusty · 1mo

Bullsh*t.

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InvincibleForever InvincibleForever · 1mo · Edited

A haiku about getting out of bed:

No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No

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Muddy Muddy · 1mo

Roses are red
I'm a creepy old man
I have a .45 gun
Get in the van

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Cilidiaz
Cilidiaz · 1mo

My new favourite poem

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Idunno
Idunno · 1mo

Nice

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Muddy Muddy · 1mo

Jack an Jill went up a hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack said "why,"
then dropped his fly
And then "Jill, do you wanna?"

Jill said yes and dropped her dress
And then they had some fun
By stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son

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Dusty
Dusty · 1mo

I rate this poem 10/10

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Cyborgaming Cyborgaming · 1mo · Edited

Statues past the pond
Soon have moved closer to me
The moment I blinked

Try to find the teleseries hidden in that Haiku, and create your own one hiding a movie/teleseries!

RULES:
1- the number of syllables on each lines need to follow the patern 5-7-5
2- there need to be a word about nature
3- each line, when said with the lines before it, need to make sense (statues past the pond -- statues past the pond soon had moved closer to me -- statues past the pond soon had moved closer to me the moment I blinked)
4- You need to add two dots at the end to show that you actually read the rules
5- It needs to be about a movie/teleseries

Good luck!

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I believe this poem
Is so overused.

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WatermelonCat · 1mo

Lol nice

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WatermelonCat · 1mo · Edited

*clears throat* Gum in my hair, poop on my shoe, This thing is funny and so r u.

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wrightentertainment
wrightentertainment · 1mo

*claps*

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WatermelonCat
WatermelonCat · 1mo

Thank u, thank u *bows*

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Roses are red,
quick grab a knife,
Inside Hillary Clinton's Surreal Post-Election Life

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Dusty Dusty · 1mo

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
to people with no account,
fucking get one.

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InvincibleForever · 1mo

This is beautiful...*claps*

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Muddy
Muddy · 1mo

10/10, would read again.

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Roses are red.
That part is true.
But violets are purple.
Not f*cking blue.

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Dusty Dusty · 1mo

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I think that poetry,
can go fuck itself.

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Keela
Keela · 1mo

Omg me too, after tomorrow I don't have to do it ever again though lmao

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Linnon Linnon · 1mo

Trumpty Dumpty wanted a wall,
Lining the border 20 feet tall.
The Mexican people agreed with the lout,
"We'll pay for the thing, if it keeps Trumpty out!"

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Dusty
Dusty · 1mo

Magnificent.

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Linnon
Linnon · 1mo

I agree.

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Elmos_Cookie
Elmos_Cookie · 1mo

11/10

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