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What did the bacteria say when it tripped over it's sister's toe?
My parents are kinda weird.
My mother Dresses up as my father, and my father Dresses up as my mother.
"I'm going bananas!"
.. Is what I tell my bananas, when I leave the house.
Hope you find this a peeling.
Are you from France? Cus Europiece of shit.
Are you from Africa? cuz Kenya please die?
Are you from The Middle East? Cuz I hope you get Iraq for Halloween.
Golden labradors are so cute... They just make me go "Au...".
If I had to describe myself using one word, it would be bad at following directions.
Do you want to hear a joke about Sodium?
I was going to tell a snake a joke, but then I realized you can never pull their legs!
I heard that Ancient Mesopotamia had cold, wet winters and hot, dry Sumers!
I can't make a good chemistry pun. All the good ones argon.
Thank you, Neptunium! "Np"
The middle ages are also called the dark ages. Probably because there were so many Knights.
Did you know Oxygen and Magnesium were Dating? OMg!!!
What do you call a guy that can float?
I heard of this candy who rarely talks. Apparently, he has a speech peppermint.
The name's Hugh
I have some math homework I need to finish, I minus well work on it.