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Where do chemists keep happy gas?
In COMICAL flasks...
I was going to make a chemistry pun, but I was afraid I wasn't going to get a reaction
What car does a Viking drive?
What do you call a group of dead crows?
A murdered murder
If you get kicked from a chatroom or server for using Upper Case text, is that Capital Punishment?
I just made some synonym rolls! Just like Grammar used to make!
"All the good chemistry jokes ARGON" is comedy GOLD, or so I am LEAD to believe. XENON-funny puns really irk me as I could ZINC of better.
This was mine. I just forgot to log in.
It seems like you were CHLORINE for puns there.
It's actually possible to get high off Xenon.
Wanna hear a joke about potassium? K
Are you from the Middle East? Cuz you Israeli annoying.
I went to a theater to see a play once. It was a play focusing on vocabulary. But when I got there, the play was filled with PUNS!! Huh, I guess that's what I get for going to a play on words.
Just call me the punisher because my puns are too punishing for you
My cat knocks everything off my desk sometimes... it's a CATastrophe
Whenever someone says the word straight I automatically go well I'm not straight to the point I'm pan to the edges of the hob
So I am a Voltron fan. At the end of season 2 of Voltron: Legendary Defender, Shiro goes missing... his full name is Takashi Shirogane. So does that mean he's Shiro-gone??
What do you do to a scientist when they die? You Barium
I got a job at Apple, they told me to make something with materials from a tree, i told them iWood get right to it
A bullet came home disappointed cause he got fired from his job
If someone's breath smells bad, just give them some encourage "mint"
Do you want to hear a joke about sodium.. Na
My bother doesn't stop brothering me.