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A place to submit Puns.
Retailers really know how to check-out a person.
All of my candy canes are in mint condition.
🇺🇲 all favor, say EYE.
This guy just blew me away
Is it Coworker or COworker?
There's a mouse in my hamster's wheel
Of course trees could bear fruit.
Limelight is the most healthiest light.
It's a chemistry
Simple weight loss trick
Submitted by Potota
Someone tried feeding me Alphabet Soup. I told them " Hey! Don't put words in my mouth! "
A mathematician called me avarege
It was mean
What did the ocean say to the other ocean..nothing, they just waved! ..did you sea what I did there? No? Well..don't be a beach about it...I'm gonna go krill myself now..
What do you call a yuletide amphibian spreading Christmas cheer from far north Queensland to NSW?
The Candy Cane Toad...
What did Jesus use to pay for our sins?
If a normal horse likes hay then what does a gay horse like?
What did Batman ask at the Christmas dinner?
I’m a punion