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Where do chemists keep happy gas?
In COMICAL flasks...
-XTA

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

I was going to make a chemistry pun, but I was afraid I wasn't going to get a reaction

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Anonymous Anonymous · 3d

What car does a Viking drive?
A fjord

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Anonymous Anonymous · 4d

What do you call a group of dead crows?
A murdered murder

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Dusty
Dusty · 4d

Ha.

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If you get kicked from a chatroom or server for using Upper Case text, is that Capital Punishment?

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I just made some synonym rolls! Just like Grammar used to make!

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Anonymous Anonymous · 16d

"All the good chemistry jokes ARGON" is comedy GOLD, or so I am LEAD to believe. XENON-funny puns really irk me as I could ZINC of better.

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XenoXTA
XenoXTA · 16d

This was mine. I just forgot to log in.

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Hippo75300 · 16d

It seems like you were CHLORINE for puns there.

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Crypsis · 10d

It's actually possible to get high off Xenon.

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Mkey Mkey · 21d

Wanna hear a joke about potassium? K

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Mkey Mkey · 21d

Are you from the Middle East? Cuz you Israeli annoying.

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Dusty Dusty · 22d

I went to a theater to see a play once. It was a play focusing on vocabulary. But when I got there, the play was filled with PUNS!! Huh, I guess that's what I get for going to a play on words.

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Just call me the punisher because my puns are too punishing for you

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My cat knocks everything off my desk sometimes... it's a CATastrophe

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Gddashpro · 22d

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah

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Whenever someone says the word straight I automatically go well I'm not straight to the point I'm pan to the edges of the hob

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So I am a Voltron fan. At the end of season 2 of Voltron: Legendary Defender, Shiro goes missing... his full name is Takashi Shirogane. So does that mean he's Shiro-gone??

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What do you do to a scientist when they die? You Barium

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FluffyTorpedo FluffyTorpedo · 24d · Edited

I got a job at Apple, they told me to make something with materials from a tree, i told them iWood get right to it

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The_Arso_Squad The_Arso_Squad · 25d · Edited

A bullet came home disappointed cause he got fired from his job

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Idunno · 25d

XDDDD

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Anonymous Anonymous · 29d

If someone's breath smells bad, just give them some encourage "mint"

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Anonymous Anonymous · 1mo

Do you want to hear a joke about sodium.. Na

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My bother doesn't stop brothering me.

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