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Person 1: So, yesterday I was Hungary so I went Russian to the kitchen to get some Greece-y Turkey.
Person 2: There's Norway you did it. How long did it take your to Finnish your food?
Person 1: A while. The food Israel-ly good so Iran to the store to buy some more. But a-Spain-ful as it may sound, there was none. I'm Ghana Czech the store again today. Kenya come with me... what was your name again? Erica?
Person 2: Yes, America.

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WatermelonCat · 10h

Maybe you should make the last line be Yes, I America. That would make more sense lol

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Dusty Dusty · 2d

I'm out of puns. I'll come back have I goat some more.

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Jello from the other side.
I mustard called a thousand times.
#FoodPuns

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Elmos_Cookie · 3d

Awwww, thanks Waffle. Cookie will definitely enjoy their stay.

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Waffle · 3d

Welcome to the website!Enjoy your stay :)

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During cooking class, my classmate accidentally spilled some peas onto the floor. He said, "Oops, I pead on the floor"

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My friend pointed out to my other friend that he had a hole in his shirt. He replied with: "Holy Shirt"

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What do you call an arctic animal with great hygene? The Molar Bear

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What do you you call a cross between a human and a rainbow sea cow? Hue-Manatee

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Anonymous Anonymous · 7d

We Need a Key to open the Lock Ness Monster

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teffy teffy · 9d

after osama bin laden was killed, the sun news paper had this as the front page Bin Bagged

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Dusty Dusty · 9d

What? Do you like talking about your eyes? No need to be so cornea bout it!

I'll see myself out.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 10d

What did the bees say to the ghost? Boobies.

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Lorax Lorax · 10d

Tree 1 - Sap?

Tree 2 - leaf me alone

Tree 1 - well this is oakwood...

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

This carpet's pretty rugged, don'tcha think?

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Wanna know my rug's name? It's Matthew.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

What did the boot say to the annoying fly? Shoe.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Why did the toilet paper go down the hill? To get to the bottom.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Oh man you ate all the mayonnaise? Wow, you finally mustard the courage to do it! I guess I should start trying to ketchup to your level! Oh, and I hope you take this a condiment, cause these puns aren't mine.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

I was gonna make a chemistry joke but i figured i wouldnt get a reaction.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

What happened to the man who got his left limbs cut off?

He died.

Jk he's all right now

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Anonymous Anonymous · 11d

Which insect is the best for espionage? The spider.

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CrystalMajestica · 11d

Should have been "spyder" instead of "spider" so the word "spy" is in it.

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