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Anonymous Anonymous · 1d

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
-Miles Kingston

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Anonymous Anonymous · 2d

"If killing for the sake of living is 'evil', then what do you call giving up on life itself?" - Gundham Tanaka

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Dusty · 1d

You call it 'Turning into Dusty'

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Virus_33516 Virus_33516 · 2d · Edited

"Hello,
This iz your muther. Please come over to my house for "Meatloaf". Leave your front door open and your lawn unguarded.
Sincerely,
Mom (Not the Zombies)"

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"When the Zombies show up, just sit there and don't do anything. You win the game when the Zombies get to your houze."

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"When someone tells you to expect the unexpected, slap them in the face and ask them if they expected it."

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"If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. Just remember to throw the flowerpot with it."

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"Oh, I have a word. Perhaps you recognize it?
Goodbye!"

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Muddy Muddy · 6d

"Tf my mate Tyrone jus got bannd this is unfair" -Abraham Lincoln

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

Treating people the way you want to be treated, and treating people the way they treat you is not the same.

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Anonymous Anonymous · 9d

My best friend told me, "Never judge people by the decisions they make unless you know the options that they had to choose from."

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FluffyTorpedo · 9d

i dont think your best friend thought of it but got it from someone else, cuz i heard of dat before

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"Ah, Lionel Richie. You all were lucky to not be alive yet."
My music theory teacher

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Duncan Duncan · 11d · Edited

"Bendy, bendy, bendy, yeah! Ben-dy, ben-dy, bendy, bendy, bendy, *breaking noise* *suprised look*"
-Michael Rosen

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"Don't be lasagna"
-The 12th doctor, Doctor Who

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Calbel · 11d

Which one was that? Lost count

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"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, that is why it is called the present."
- Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda

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AreaDenial AreaDenial · 11d · Edited

"Life is like a box of chocolates. It kills you."
- Garfield

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"2015, f*ck you. 2016, f*ck you too." ~ ???

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Idunno · 13d

2017, f*ck you. 2018, f*ck you too. 2019, f*ck you too. 2020, f*ck you too. 2021, f*ck you too. 2022, f*ck you too. 2023, f*ck you too. 2024, f*ck you too. 2025, f*ck you too....

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URockMyWorld · 13d

Are you a time traveler? XD

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Idunno · 13d · Edited

2026, f*ck you too. 2027, f*ck you too. 2028, f*ck you too. 2029, f*ck you too. 2030, f*ck you too. 2031, f*ck you too. 2032, f*ck you too. 2033, f*ck you too....

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Idunno · 13d

I'm not a time traveler, why do you ask?

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URockMyWorld · 13d

You keep on saying future uears and saying "f*ck you too", so you must be a time traveler, or a physic.

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URockMyWorld · 13d

*years

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Idunno · 13d

Haha, what do you mean? 2034, f*ck you too. 2035, f*ck you too. 2036, f*ck you too. 2037, f*ck you too. 2038, f*ck you too. 2039, f*ck you too. 2040, f*ck you too. 2041, f*ck you too....

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"Windshield wipers are just the car dabbing." - My friend, trying to quote Markiplier

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Calbel · 13d

Hahhah never thought about that :)

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Dusty · 13d

Your friend. I want to punch him.

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URockMyWorld · 13d

Can I punch him with you?

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Idunno · 13d

Can I come?

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Walkyo · 7d

I'll tag along!

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Dusty · 7d

Yes. We shall ALL punch him in the face.

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Virus_33516 · 2d · Edited

Let's do it! (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

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Hamiltrash Hamiltrash · 13d · Edited

"One day you'll each the last of everything." -A Friend
This really messed me up for a while

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Yaboku Yaboku · 13d

"There will always be people who say mean words because you are different and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter." - Starfire. I can tell you how many times this helped me with bullying

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Anonymous Anonymous · 13d

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." - SUPERSYK

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