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Hiwa the Chef Presents: Feminist Cupcakes!
3 Eggs (Without Sperm)
2 oz of Truffle Butter (The Good Kind)
1 Cup of Male Tears
Baking Soda (The We Can Do It! Kind)
An Automatic Mixer (You Cannot Use Your Hands)
A Pan (Ungreased, Because the 50's Were Sexist)
1 tsp BROWN Sugar
Some Container of Frosting (Not White)
Preheat oven to 420°. Mix the spermless eggs, truffle butter, and male tears in a bowl, which is NOT round and perfect. After two minutes, add the BROWN sugar. After mixing for two more minutes, pour the mixture into the ungreased pan. Place in the oven for five feminist minutes. Pull out of oven, and VIOLA (even though they're expensive)! You have your feminist cupcakes! Tastes best in MALE TEARS cup or mug.
Preheat oven to 425*.
Wash and dry tilapia filets, spread with olive oil and creole seasoning, to your taste.
Place in well oiled baking pan, bake for 8-10 minutes, until just white.
While fish is baking, saute slivers of red pepper in 1 tbs butter,until cooked, about 5 minutes.
Warm alfredo in a small saucepan.
In a frypan, melt 3 tbs butter, add minced garlic and cleaned, prepared shrimp, saute for about 5 minutes.
When fish is ready, remove from pan from oven.
Carefully remove fillets, 4 per plate.
Place one quarter of the red pepper slivers and one quarter of the cooked shrimp on top of fillets.
Top with 1/4 cup of alfredo, sprinkle of grated cheese and a dusting of more creole seasoning.
If you like, you can put this under the broiler for about a minute.
Recipe for really good scrambled eggs:
-1/4 (or splash) cup of milk (can be lactose free)
-bowl & fork/whisk
-salt n' pepper
Crack the three eggs into the bowl, and use the fork/whisk to scramble. add the milk and pour on a pan (pammed & heated to just above medium).
Get a spatula and start 'fliping' the eggs. put on plate and really lather on the kechup and mix. Enjoy!
Recipe for Chocolate Popcorn
Place the cool popcorn in a large bowl. Use a ladle to drizzle the chocolate over the popcorn, stirring with a wooden spoon as you go. Keep adding chocolate until the popcorn is evenly coated. Pour the chocolate-coated popcorn onto a parchment paper lined baking sheet and allow it to cool.
Mashed cauliflower. The best substitute for mashed potatoes, and I swear it tastes exactly the same! Great for if you want to cut back on carbs, or can't eat potatoes, or just want a healthier option that tastes the same. I know it might sound disgusting, but trust me, it's delicious! Just boil cauliflower in water, strain, mash and season with salt and pepper.
Take a tortilla and spread it with peanut butter or Nutella. Fully peel a banana and place on the edge of the tortilla. If the banana is very curved, break it in the center and lay the two pieces straight. Roll up the tortilla. Cut the roll into slices. Sprinkle cinnamon on the slices. You can also use chocolate sauce as soy sauce.