A place to share stories about getting revenge.
I was about 5 when this happened, so anyways. My sister "punched" me. I didn't let her get away with that. I proceeded to force her into a basket and push her down the stairs. Despite her flipping over she was either completely fine with me doing that or legitimately forgot since she didn't tell on me for breaking a whole in the wall(There was a wall at the end of the stairs". A Lego magazine seemed the work perfectly. I never got caught and best of all, she was three years older than me.
My younger cousin stole $150 from my wallet. I did the following:
1. I hid her math presentation in a maze of over 125 folders on the computer.
2. I edited the presentation so it would have tons of errors, then put it in a file called "Jacob Sartorius Music."
3. My cousin found the presentation and emailed it to her teacher ASAP.
4. She got a 35 on her presentation. She lost her phone, computer, and PS4.
She hadn't figured out completely what was happening . She taped a picture of Satan on my bedroom door, though, because she knew it was me.
5. I printed huge pictures of Jesus on the cross and put them on her door, backpack, and desk. I then morphed in a picture of her grinning evilly while holding my money. The result was a picture of her grinning evilly next to the suffering form of Jesus. Copies of the picture overlapped the entire wallpaper of her room.
6. To top it all off, I stuck a pair of scissors in her stuffed animal and taped a note that said: "Give me my $150 back." She did so.
Let me just note that this teenager has ruined my life entirely. She got me in trouble, framed me, and stole from me. So when the time came, I was merciless.
Fortunately for her, she knows not to start a battle she can't win. I decimated her once, I will do it again with no remorse.
If you think I'm too cruel and brutal, you should know that that's the kind of person I am. The people who actually know me in real life are aware of this and I let them make jokes about it.
According to some people, I am also a funny bastard.
So, for people who don't know me from the site, here's a basic description of me: I am a vengeful cheese-worshipper who posts funny stuff online.
There was this one guy that was just an asshole in general. So I was walking around one day and saw a spider egg sac on a tree, I cut down a small chunk the egg sac was on, and put it in a bag. I was extremely careful with it until Friday, that's when I put the egg sac in his desk. Then on Monday the eggs had hatched, and he opened his desk to find three-hundred spider babies in his desk. He somehow didn't notice until there were ten on his arm. He screamed, and that classroom was closed down for three days. Now we go to the same collage, and at a party he hit my cat and my best friend, at this point it was war. A few weeks later I saw him put some pizza (that was his lunch) out while he was messing around with his locker. I had been waiting for this moment. A put a ghost pepper under the cheese. He ate it and ended up throwing up. Now I have spoiled milk and plan on pouring it in his locker. Wish me luck.
I used to date this girl. We had the greatest of relationships, and I was the only person she gave her computer, Minecraft, Facebook, and Twitter passwords to. After about two years, I found out she had been cheating on me for almost all of the time we had been dating and we broke up. I was very heartbroken. Unfortunately for her, though, she had never changed her password to her accounts. So, as revenge, I hacked her computer, along with her Minecraft, Twitter, and Facebook accounts. I messed up as much stuff as I could. When the guy who she had been cheating on me with saw what I had done, he broke up with her, not knowing it was me. HA! Awesome revenge!
My dad was bullied by this guy when he was young, physically more than mentally.
So one day he was so fed up with this bully's crap that he went to school with military boots on and fricking kicked the bully in his shin with fricking military boots.
The bully was then rushed to the hospital.
He was never to be seen again.
in second grade, the school bully stole my really rare pokemon card (I think it was a charizard, I don't remember.) i knocked him out by hitting his head with my metal lunch box (i was a pretty strong kid, and the lunch box was heavy duty.) i only got one day suspension.
So one of my a**hole friends decided it would be a good idea to throw a snowball at my bedroom window. I opened my window and yelled at him to never to it again. Later that night he texted me he was sorry, and I decided to get my revenge by telling him he cracked my window and he had to pay for it. So I texted him "Bro you cracked my window and you're paying for it." And he said "prove it." So I found a random picture on Google of a cracked window and I showed him. He actually believed it. I proceeded to tell him it was a prank, and I roasted the crap out of him the next day at school in front of everyone.
I was 16 when I said this to a bully.
So the bully (Incompetent Bully)
Was bullying my Best friend so I stepped up
And protected him from the bully's insults.
Incompetent Bully - BF : haha such a weak
Me - Incompetent bully : stop right now or else!.
Incompetent bully - me : like what!
Me - incompetent bully : I'll roast ya!
Incompetent bully : try.
Me - incompetent bully : I have friends.
Incompetent bully - me and BF :
Some little 9 year olds were harassing my little sister (telling her she's worthless and stuff), so as a responsible sibling I got revenge on them. They were talking on the phone and I blasted "horroristic screaming sounds" into the phone XD One of the girls was crying in the phone telling my sister to stop. You might say I'm evil....and you're right ;)
Found it on Pinterest:
"Girls, if a guy lies that he slept with you, don't tell it's a lie, because you can say things like 'He was making duck sounds.' or 'He could only get it up when he watched a video about two giraffes making love.'."