A place to share stories about getting revenge.
in second grade, the school bully stole my really rare pokemon card (I think it was a charizard, I don't remember.) i knocked him out by hitting his head with my metal lunch box (i was a pretty strong kid, and the lunch box was heavy duty.) i only got one day suspension.
So one of my a**hole friends decided it would be a good idea to throw a snowball at my bedroom window. I opened my window and yelled at him to never to it again. Later that night he texted me he was sorry, and I decided to get my revenge by telling him he cracked my window and he had to pay for it. So I texted him "Bro you cracked my window and you're paying for it." And he said "prove it." So I found a random picture on Google of a cracked window and I showed him. He actually believed it. I proceeded to tell him it was a prank, and I roasted the crap out of him the next day at school in front of everyone.
I was 16 when I said this to a bully.
So the bully (Incompetent Bully)
Was bullying my Best friend so I stepped up
And protected him from the bully's insults.
Incompetent Bully - BF : haha such a weak
Me - Incompetent bully : stop right now or else!.
Incompetent bully - me : like what!
Me - incompetent bully : I'll roast ya!
Incompetent bully : try.
Me - incompetent bully : I have friends.
Incompetent bully - me and BF :
Some little 9 year olds were harassing my little sister (telling her she's worthless and stuff), so as a responsible sibling I got revenge on them. They were talking on the phone and I blasted "horroristic screaming sounds" into the phone XD One of the girls was crying in the phone telling my sister to stop. You might say I'm evil....and you're right ;)
Found it on Pinterest:
"Girls, if a guy lies that he slept with you, don't tell it's a lie, because you can say things like 'He was making duck sounds.' or 'He could only get it up when he watched a video about two giraffes making love.'."
This kid was being a jerk to my friends and I'm very over protective so I told them to knock it off or there would be h*ll to pay but of course they didn't. So I went full blown psycho mode and kicked there as* in a fight so they went for my most emotional friend and made threats and kicked her and spat on her. And I was like H*LL NO B*TCH. So then she came up to me while I was unaware of my surroundings in a miserable state not decent at all. And she said your friends a weak little baby I doubt you even care i don't think you even care at all i mean right now you look wasted girl you even uglier now. And my other friend said I made a low growl noise then dumped milk on her and all over her head. But because she provoked it she was the only one in trouble and she doesn't come within a 5 foot radius of me ever
Someone got mad at football practice and hit me in the back on a kick off (which is a penalty), so I copied off of him on a test in class. I get good grades on tests and he doesn't, therefore the teacher decided it was him who got in trouble. Worth the bad grade.
This kid was picking on my friends in elementary and so, at the time I had a pet snake, and they hated snakes so I took my snake shed and put it in her desk. The look of horror on her face was 100% hatred for me and 100% my Victory
My sister has a pet tarantula and i'm afraid of spiders and insects.We had an argument (like most siblings do) and she put the tarantula's food (crickets)and the tarantula's shedded skin on my bed.I have never had an argument with her since.
In kindergarten some random girl called me out for throwing a snowball in her face,even tho I was playing with my friends all the time,then she went to the same primary school but in a different class,when it was finally the last day I saw her walk home and pushed her and she fell.Revenge felt good.
When the prick steals your food on a school trip, mix salt and vinegar into their water. Then when they go to the bathroom to wretch swap the tainted water for clean water and tell them they shouldn't have had so much lunch. Best revenge I've ever taken, nobody believed the water had salt in because of step two.