A place to share stories about getting revenge.
So in first grade this guy called jake thought he was the best I wasn't his friend but my twin was so one day he punched my twin over a flat basketball so I stomped up to him and punched him and that ladies and gentlemen is how I got in my first fight
Some dumbass tried to knock me off my Kayak and laughed. When I got to the shore, I threw a stick at him. My dog ran to fetch it. The stick landed on him, and the dog proceeded to jump on him and grab the stick, thus scratching him 5 times in the process. When the dog ran back, he sprayed a bunch of sand on him,( I'm 90% sure it went in his pants ) and the guy looked at me with the funniest hateful look I've ever seen. Karma's a bitch.
In sophomore year this piece of shit guy harassed everyone he comes into contact with and I've gotten into a fight with him once after that fight I study him like a scientist studys a ape on acid learn where he lives what he eats what stops he takes all that good stuff. Fast forward 4 months later he's picking on a freshmen I step in, shove him on the floor he is confused as to what happened for a few seconds then realizes after that he gets up and charges at me i side step and punch him in the ribs he falls gets up and trys to hit me back, misses and I punch him in the chin (I watch alot of ufc so I know this gets them dazed) he's swaying left and right and bleeding from the force of my punch he falls and shit's his pants I am the victor later that year he gets beat down by the freshman and a few seniors fucking bully beat down one week later he drops out of school and is now getting homeschooled the fuckers is afraid to even go outside now for the rest of highshcool I'm praised as a savoir to the teachers and to the students I'm the final boss. Fuck you alex you deserved it
I got bullied in 2 grade by this fat kid. He pushed me up on the wall, and punched me. I begged for him to stop, but he didn’t. A day later, he came for me. I had to do something. So I made him follow me into the school basement with a chocolate bar. I shut the door. He got caught about 5 minutes later, and got detention for 1 week. He came st me again. I leaded him into the principal office. He was a idiot, so he didn’t realize that the principal was there. 2 days later. He comes back to school with red asschecks.
Back in when I was in 8th Grade there was this one main bully and all of his followers in school. One day he put a kid in a chokehold threatening to steal his shit and stab him, and this main bully hates me the most, and has done some pretty fucked up shit to me. So I go up to him, and shove him away from the kid who's up against the wall and I tell him to go. He does and The main bully starts yelling at me. I've had enough of him for the past 4 years of his bullshitting, and for the first time in my Miserable life after him saying 'What are you going to do about it" and then something about me being ugly and weak like always. (Mind you at this point there's approximately 40 kids watching this happen). I punched him, in the Throat. Twice, and then kicked him in the groin with my steel-toed boots, because it was winter time. Best part, I didn't get in trouble, and the bully did. The Large amount of his followers broke off and stopped fucking with me, and 2 years later he's alone and a douche-bag to everyone. I'm surprised he hasn't moved yet. I'm a Junior now.
Someone farted in my class at school. It stunk so bad that people were gagging and 1 kid died. It got to the point where we had to evacuate the school and then it got blew up by the military and that kid was still inside. >:)
When I was in 6th grade I had a "girlfriend" and someone put notes in our locker calling her a bitch and telling me that I should break up with her for someone else, my "girlfriend" and I went into this investigation trying to find who it was and I instantly thought it was someone that asked me out before and said no too, but we wanted to get the handrighting to match and we ended up getting in trouble for asking the little girl to write weird things and the teacher took the papers and put it into an "evidence bag" and we had a whole fucking assembly about it, well my name was on the back of the paper, so everyone asked me about it and then someone fessed up, the girl that made the notes WAS MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. I broke up with her, she got in trouble and suspended and had to write an apology essay to both me and the other girl (both were required to be 5 paragraphs long.)
One time I was at lunch at school sitting next to my (Former) crush. A very annoying guy (Let's call him AJ) who I already didn't like suddenly sat across from us. I asked him why he was sitting by us. He proceeded to tell my former crush a bunch of secrets about me (Such as that I apparently go to parties every Friday night and get drunk, even though I was only 16, I slept with a stuffed pony until I was 10, and I bully 2 people online), and most of them were lies. My former crush then got up, slapped me, called me a disgusting asshole, and stormed off. AJ proceeded to call me a pathetic loser and said that the only job I will ever get is at McDonald's. I gave him the middle finger and ran off to a different table by myself.
I was pretty freaking mad at him for doing that, but it was the final straw when I heard that AJ and my former crush started dating. I did these things as revenge:
-I snuck into my former crush's room while she was asleep and painted a bunch of dicks on her walls.
-I changed her computer wallpaper to a badly-drawn picture of Justin Bieber with "I LOVE Justin Bieber" written next to it.
-I spilled a bottle of AJ's Gatorade (Which he thinks is basically the best thing in existence) all over his English essay, completely ruining it.
-I stole his Science textbook and drew all over it, then put it back where it was.
-I completely messed up the inside of his locker.
-I snuck into his house (Thanks to the help of his "friend") while no one was there and messed around with it, including taping a bunch of girly pictures (Such as kawaii cupcakes, MLP characters, and Barbies) to his bedroom walls and placing a creepy note on his bed, making it seem like a ghost did it (I also found out from his "friend" that AJ has phasmophobia).
-Finally, I pantsed him in front of a big portion of everyone at the school I go to, though no one knows that I pantsed him.
So there was this kid my economics class who has always been a total jerk to me and basically everybody in the entire school. One day we had a substitute so all we really did was watch a video and answer some questions about the video. This kid (I’ll call him John for the sake of the story) said to somebody else, “Hey could I copy off of your packet after class. I’ll make it up to you later.” So he did just that and he played on his phone for the whole class.
The next day we had our regular teacher back and she passed out the packets that we did during the video. They were already graded so most kids got a 10/10 or a 9/10. When John got his paper back he got a 6/10 and the person he copied off of got a higher grade. So said “What how did I only get a 6/10!”
Then the teacher said “Well you just probably got some questions wrong.”
So then I said “Or you know it’s probably because you cheated.”
John started to look at me and acted like he didn’t know what I was talking about.
Then I continued to say “Yeah you asked somebody to copy off of them at the end of class and you were actually on your phone the whole time.”
Needless to say the John got a detention that day.
I was about 5 when this happened, so anyways. My sister "punched" me. I didn't let her get away with that. I proceeded to force her into a basket and push her down the stairs. Despite her flipping over she was either completely fine with me doing that or legitimately forgot since she didn't tell on me for breaking a whole in the wall(There was a wall at the end of the stairs". A Lego magazine seemed the work perfectly. I never got caught and best of all, she was three years older than me.
My younger cousin stole $150 from my wallet. I did the following:
1. I hid her math presentation in a maze of over 125 folders on the computer.
2. I edited the presentation so it would have tons of errors, then put it in a file called "Jacob Sartorius Music."
3. My cousin found the presentation and emailed it to her teacher ASAP.
4. She got a 35 on her presentation. She lost her phone, computer, and PS4.
She hadn't figured out completely what was happening . She taped a picture of Satan on my bedroom door, though, because she knew it was me.
5. I printed huge pictures of Jesus on the cross and put them on her door, backpack, and desk. I then morphed in a picture of her grinning evilly while holding my money. The result was a picture of her grinning evilly next to the suffering form of Jesus. Copies of the picture overlapped the entire wallpaper of her room.
6. To top it all off, I stuck a pair of scissors in her stuffed animal and taped a note that said: "Give me my $150 back." She did so.
Let me just note that this teenager has ruined my life entirely. She got me in trouble, framed me, and stole from me. So when the time came, I was merciless.
Fortunately for her, she knows not to start a battle she can't win. I decimated her once, I will do it again with no remorse.
If you think I'm too cruel and brutal, you should know that that's the kind of person I am. The people who actually know me in real life are aware of this and I let them make jokes about it.
According to some people, I am also a funny bastard.
So, for people who don't know me from the site, here's a basic description of me: I am a vengeful cheese-worshipper who posts funny stuff online.
There was this one guy that was just an asshole in general. So I was walking around one day and saw a spider egg sac on a tree, I cut down a small chunk the egg sac was on, and put it in a bag. I was extremely careful with it until Friday, that's when I put the egg sac in his desk. Then on Monday the eggs had hatched, and he opened his desk to find three-hundred spider babies in his desk. He somehow didn't notice until there were ten on his arm. He screamed, and that classroom was closed down for three days. Now we go to the same collage, and at a party he hit my cat and my best friend, at this point it was war. A few weeks later I saw him put some pizza (that was his lunch) out while he was messing around with his locker. I had been waiting for this moment. A put a ghost pepper under the cheese. He ate it and ended up throwing up. Now I have spoiled milk and plan on pouring it in his locker. Wish me luck.